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fantasy football is funny cuz in one league i’m commissioner i upped auction budget from $200 to $250 w/o announcing and people freaked out, had to change it back.
other league commish went from $150 to $270 with zero warning before draft and everyone was like fuck yeah more $$
other league commish went from $150 to $270 with zero warning before draft and everyone was like fuck yeah more $$
September 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
fantasy football is funny cuz in one league i’m commissioner i upped auction budget from $200 to $250 w/o announcing and people freaked out, had to change it back.
other league commish went from $150 to $270 with zero warning before draft and everyone was like fuck yeah more $$
other league commish went from $150 to $270 with zero warning before draft and everyone was like fuck yeah more $$
exciting times when my favorite fishing podcast thinks i'm a bot @livingthestream.bsky.social @dennycarter.bsky.social @lateroundqb.bsky.social
here's some context behind my question (also didn't realize the topic of the question matches the new profile theme, that was a little too on the nose)
here's some context behind my question (also didn't realize the topic of the question matches the new profile theme, that was a little too on the nose)
September 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
exciting times when my favorite fishing podcast thinks i'm a bot @livingthestream.bsky.social @dennycarter.bsky.social @lateroundqb.bsky.social
here's some context behind my question (also didn't realize the topic of the question matches the new profile theme, that was a little too on the nose)
here's some context behind my question (also didn't realize the topic of the question matches the new profile theme, that was a little too on the nose)
can’t believe the Cowboys really snuck in a good trade while Jerry was sleeping.
i’m ready to get my heart broken again 🙂
i’m ready to get my heart broken again 🙂
May 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
can’t believe the Cowboys really snuck in a good trade while Jerry was sleeping.
i’m ready to get my heart broken again 🙂
i’m ready to get my heart broken again 🙂
Josh Allen is what Jerry Jones thought Brock Osweiler could be
January 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Josh Allen is what Jerry Jones thought Brock Osweiler could be
death, taxes, and jerry jones trying to outsmart everyone by picking a head coach nobody likes
January 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
death, taxes, and jerry jones trying to outsmart everyone by picking a head coach nobody likes
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10/10 bit from Cowboys Reddit
January 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
10/10 bit from Cowboys Reddit
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I’ve been thinking about this for an hour
January 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I’ve been thinking about this for an hour
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NGL I'm always gonna root for Hamlin
January 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
NGL I'm always gonna root for Hamlin
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---> WAS (45) @ DET (28) <---
DET has 4th & 8 at the WSH 10, Q4 05:01
Recommendation : 🤷 Toss-up (+0 WP)
Actual play: 👟🏈 J.Bates 28 yard field goal is GOOD, Center-H.Hatten, Holder-J.Fox.
DET has 4th & 8 at the WSH 10, Q4 05:01
Recommendation : 🤷 Toss-up (+0 WP)
Actual play: 👟🏈 J.Bates 28 yard field goal is GOOD, Center-H.Hatten, Holder-J.Fox.
January 19, 2025 at 4:03 AM
---> WAS (45) @ DET (28) <---
DET has 4th & 8 at the WSH 10, Q4 05:01
Recommendation : 🤷 Toss-up (+0 WP)
Actual play: 👟🏈 J.Bates 28 yard field goal is GOOD, Center-H.Hatten, Holder-J.Fox.
DET has 4th & 8 at the WSH 10, Q4 05:01
Recommendation : 🤷 Toss-up (+0 WP)
Actual play: 👟🏈 J.Bates 28 yard field goal is GOOD, Center-H.Hatten, Holder-J.Fox.
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They Ben Johnson’d too close to the sun.
January 19, 2025 at 3:44 AM
They Ben Johnson’d too close to the sun.
yoo @lateroundqb.bsky.social i didn’t know cooper kupp retired after the regular season
January 14, 2025 at 2:38 AM
yoo @lateroundqb.bsky.social i didn’t know cooper kupp retired after the regular season
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The Cowboys are 3rd in pass rush win rate since Micah Parsons came back, fwiw
December 23, 2024 at 3:20 AM
The Cowboys are 3rd in pass rush win rate since Micah Parsons came back, fwiw
redzone was fun while it lasted
December 22, 2024 at 6:49 PM
redzone was fun while it lasted
Stroud crying as Dell is carted off the field. this is where the Chiefs run ends. prayers for Tank man don’t run it back too quick get healthy the NFL is better with you
December 21, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Stroud crying as Dell is carted off the field. this is where the Chiefs run ends. prayers for Tank man don’t run it back too quick get healthy the NFL is better with you
OH NOW HAVE YOU YOUR BEST GAME OF THE SEASON NATHANIEL 😭
December 21, 2024 at 7:25 PM
OH NOW HAVE YOU YOUR BEST GAME OF THE SEASON NATHANIEL 😭
might just start njoku under the assumption DTR will get benched by the third quarter
December 18, 2024 at 11:04 PM
might just start njoku under the assumption DTR will get benched by the third quarter
can’t believe we went from “David Njoku league winner possible TE1 down the stretch” to “let’s hope the Browns can put up at least 6 points”
December 18, 2024 at 6:47 PM
can’t believe we went from “David Njoku league winner possible TE1 down the stretch” to “let’s hope the Browns can put up at least 6 points”
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Each Monday morning, I throw a fantasy football stat thread together. This is the final one of those threads for the 2024 season. The Week 15 data dump starts here.
December 16, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Each Monday morning, I throw a fantasy football stat thread together. This is the final one of those threads for the 2024 season. The Week 15 data dump starts here.
isaac guerendo’s 31 is a great running back number
December 13, 2024 at 2:13 AM
isaac guerendo’s 31 is a great running back number
to Sincere or not to Sincere, that is the question
December 11, 2024 at 6:29 PM
to Sincere or not to Sincere, that is the question
i have $0 FAAB left and was worried about how would get Isaac Guerendo in leagues where i’m competing for the ship but luckily everyone who got him are not on
my schedule and out of playoff contention 😮💨
my schedule and out of playoff contention 😮💨
December 4, 2024 at 6:54 PM
i have $0 FAAB left and was worried about how would get Isaac Guerendo in leagues where i’m competing for the ship but luckily everyone who got him are not on
my schedule and out of playoff contention 😮💨
my schedule and out of playoff contention 😮💨
younghoe koo having a rough few weeks i know it’s tense in that family group chat right now
December 1, 2024 at 6:15 PM
younghoe koo having a rough few weeks i know it’s tense in that family group chat right now
first will levis incompletion already memeworthy
December 1, 2024 at 6:07 PM
first will levis incompletion already memeworthy
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Happy Thanksgiving, from all of us to all of you.
November 28, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, from all of us to all of you.