Smudge
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Bit left wing but mostly play through the middle
Fucking hell, dusty in here innit
Andy Robertson (BBC): "I've been in bits. I couldn't get my mate Diogo Jota out of my head today. We spoke so much together about the World Cup. We always discussed what it would be like going to this World Cup. I know he'll be somewhere smiling over me tonight." 🏴
November 19, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Fucking hell, dusty in here innit
Just the sort of journalism we need right now.
Do Farage and Trump next please.
Do Farage and Trump next please.
Did Hitler really have a ‘micropenis’? The dubious documentary analysing the dictator’s DNA
Did Hitler really have a ‘micropenis’? The dubious documentary analysing the dictator’s DNA
Was the wartime chant about his solitary testicle correct? Did he have Jewish ancestry? New documentary Hitler’s DNA is trying to answer these, and more contentious, questions – but should it have gone there at all?
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Just the sort of journalism we need right now.
Do Farage and Trump next please.
Do Farage and Trump next please.
No politicians are trusted, Owen you massive biff
Labour is standing on a precipice: if it breaks its election promise on tax, it will never be trusted again | Owen Jones
Labour is standing on a precipice: if it breaks its election promise on tax, it will never be trusted again | Owen Jones
Ruling out tax rises in its 2024 manifesto was utterly reckless and will fan the flames of the far right, says Guardian columnist Owen Jones
www.theguardian.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 PM
No politicians are trusted, Owen you massive biff
Why do arsenal's staff always look like they're coaching at Dunkirk?
November 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Why do arsenal's staff always look like they're coaching at Dunkirk?
Not enough pictures of Arteta fuming on my timeline. Twitter was so much better for this
November 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Not enough pictures of Arteta fuming on my timeline. Twitter was so much better for this
Every time I watch Sunderland
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Every time I watch Sunderland
2/1 on Arteta doing a performative storm down the tunnel at half time
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
2/1 on Arteta doing a performative storm down the tunnel at half time
Dissolving the government every time they do badly in a poll seems a solid way to run a country
Wow.
The Greens are not just SECOND in this poll.
They're now 3 points ahead of Labour - who are fourth.
Time for Labour to stand down to stop splitting the anti-Reform vote!
The Greens are not just SECOND in this poll.
They're now 3 points ahead of Labour - who are fourth.
Time for Labour to stand down to stop splitting the anti-Reform vote!
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Dissolving the government every time they do badly in a poll seems a solid way to run a country
@andrewbeasleyfootball.com I'm sure in the dark days of twitter, you used to regularly share a league table adjusted for opponent position.
Is that still produced somewhere?
Is that still produced somewhere?
November 1, 2025 at 10:52 PM
@andrewbeasleyfootball.com I'm sure in the dark days of twitter, you used to regularly share a league table adjusted for opponent position.
Is that still produced somewhere?
Is that still produced somewhere?
Shite this
The Premier League has confirmed just one match will be played on Boxing Day this year in a break from tradition.
More from @colinmillar.bsky.social & Philip Buckingham
More from @colinmillar.bsky.social & Philip Buckingham
Premier League confirms only Manchester United-Newcastle United on Boxing Day
Boxing Day is one of the busiest days of the year across English men's football, with a full fixture list typically scheduled.
www.nytimes.com
October 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Shite this
Any tips for raising twins? I'm 5 days in, my back is knackered and I'm feeling very 42
October 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Any tips for raising twins? I'm 5 days in, my back is knackered and I'm feeling very 42
Every streaming app should open with 4 boxes:
Continue Watching
New & Coming Soon
Browse
Previously Watched
It shouldn't be nearly impossible to find what I fell asleep watching yesterday you fuckers.
I will die on this hill.
Continue Watching
New & Coming Soon
Browse
Previously Watched
It shouldn't be nearly impossible to find what I fell asleep watching yesterday you fuckers.
I will die on this hill.
October 18, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Every streaming app should open with 4 boxes:
Continue Watching
New & Coming Soon
Browse
Previously Watched
It shouldn't be nearly impossible to find what I fell asleep watching yesterday you fuckers.
I will die on this hill.
Continue Watching
New & Coming Soon
Browse
Previously Watched
It shouldn't be nearly impossible to find what I fell asleep watching yesterday you fuckers.
I will die on this hill.
How are the tories still here!?
Kemi Badenoch, "We must leave the ECHR and repeal the Human Rights Act"
"Leaving the convention is a necessary step, but it is not enough on its own to achieve our goals"
"If there are other treaties and other laws we need to revise and revisit, then we will do so"
"Leaving the convention is a necessary step, but it is not enough on its own to achieve our goals"
"If there are other treaties and other laws we need to revise and revisit, then we will do so"
October 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
How are the tories still here!?
He is at the level of the perfect squad player right now
NEW: Federico Chiesa Liverpool’s best player – looks “much fitter and sharper” #lfc
Chiesa Liverpool's best player - looks "much fitter and sharper"
Read more.
www.thisisanfield.com
September 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
He is at the level of the perfect squad player right now
I swear one of the biggest battles of adult life is not eating a full sharing bag of crisps on the grounds 'that's the size they were in the 90s'
September 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I swear one of the biggest battles of adult life is not eating a full sharing bag of crisps on the grounds 'that's the size they were in the 90s'
I did it again. Fell into the trap of an echo link thinking it wouldn't be impossible to read. Website is so bad.
It wasn't even an hour, but it was enough. And the new #LFC striker could be the man to unlock another fresh face 👇🔴
www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/footba...
www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/footba...
Isak reaction spoke volumes as tantalising new Liverpool partnership unlocked
Ian Doyle writes after Alexander Isak made a highly encouraging Liverpool debut in the thrilling 3-2 Champions League home win over Atletico Madrid
www.liverpoolecho.co.uk
September 18, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I did it again. Fell into the trap of an echo link thinking it wouldn't be impossible to read. Website is so bad.
I'm not statistician but I reckon there's been more straight divorces than gay ones
Nigel Farage, "Children that have two stable parents have a better chance in life, and the most stable relationship - well, maybe not my example - the most stable relationships, the ones the last the long, tend to be between women and men"
September 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I'm not statistician but I reckon there's been more straight divorces than gay ones
I'm nearly 42 and can't think of another occasion a politician in the UK has done this 👏
Immigration is a net contributor to the UK economy. The only difference in academic studies is by how much. Pass it on.
September 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I'm nearly 42 and can't think of another occasion a politician in the UK has done this 👏
Reform doesn't even need a PR team
“Reform is waking up Britain, we will save Britain…”
Nick Watt gathers the mood of Reform UK MPs and Mayor Andrea Jenkyns at the party’s conference in Birmingham.
#Newsnight
Nick Watt gathers the mood of Reform UK MPs and Mayor Andrea Jenkyns at the party’s conference in Birmingham.
#Newsnight
September 6, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Reform doesn't even need a PR team
Discussing rules to revolutionise football with the wife because we're bored (married). Suggestions thus far:
Suggestions:
1. Once a season, each manager can choose to play 1v1 instead of 11v11.
2. International managers can only pick one player per club.
Suggestions:
1. Once a season, each manager can choose to play 1v1 instead of 11v11.
2. International managers can only pick one player per club.
September 5, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Discussing rules to revolutionise football with the wife because we're bored (married). Suggestions thus far:
Suggestions:
1. Once a season, each manager can choose to play 1v1 instead of 11v11.
2. International managers can only pick one player per club.
Suggestions:
1. Once a season, each manager can choose to play 1v1 instead of 11v11.
2. International managers can only pick one player per club.
Reposted by Smudge
‘Two-tier Britain’: how Lucy Connolly became a cause célèbre for the right
‘Two-tier Britain’: how Lucy Connolly became a cause célèbre for the right
Woman jailed for social media post after Southport attack has been seized on as a symbol that free speech is supposedly failing in the UK
www.theguardian.com
September 2, 2025 at 7:29 PM
‘Two-tier Britain’: how Lucy Connolly became a cause célèbre for the right
This international break is the fucking worst isn't it?
It's like when you're getting into a good TV series, there's a great cliffhanger (end of the window) and they start the next episode with '8 years ago..'
Fuck off. Get on with it.
It's like when you're getting into a good TV series, there's a great cliffhanger (end of the window) and they start the next episode with '8 years ago..'
Fuck off. Get on with it.
September 2, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This international break is the fucking worst isn't it?
It's like when you're getting into a good TV series, there's a great cliffhanger (end of the window) and they start the next episode with '8 years ago..'
Fuck off. Get on with it.
It's like when you're getting into a good TV series, there's a great cliffhanger (end of the window) and they start the next episode with '8 years ago..'
Fuck off. Get on with it.
I told you all it was done 😉
🚨 Liverpool have reached an agreement to sign Alexander Isak from Newcastle United.
The deal is worth £130million ($176m) to Newcastle due to solidarity payments and will cost Liverpool £125m.
Isak will undergo a medical on Monday before completing his move.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/657...
The deal is worth £130million ($176m) to Newcastle due to solidarity payments and will cost Liverpool £125m.
Isak will undergo a medical on Monday before completing his move.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/657...
September 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I told you all it was done 😉
UN warns Israel it must sort out its admin. Fuck off
UN warns Israel that its probe into IDF attack on Gaza hospital must yield actual results – Middle East crisis live
UN warns Israel that its probe into IDF attack on Gaza hospital must yield actual results – Middle East crisis live
UN official says investigations have been announced before but ‘we haven’t seen results or accountability measures yet’
The UN says that Israel must not only investigate alleged unlawful killings in Gaza like the hospital strike that killed 20 people, including journalists, the previous day, but also ensure those probes yield results.
“There needs to be justice,” United Nations rights office spokesman Thameen Al-Kheetan told AFP in Geneva, adding that the large number of media workers killed in the Gaza war “raises many, many questions about the targeting of journalists”.
The Israeli authorities have, in the past, announced investigations in such killings.
It’s of course the responsibility of Israel, as the occupying power, to investigate - but these investigations need to yield results. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
August 26, 2025 at 11:37 AM
UN warns Israel it must sort out its admin. Fuck off