Mike Agrenius Kushner
@1bitofentropy.bsky.social
PKI nerd, weekend warrior, cat botherer.
I'm just giving up on this timeline
![A screenshot from the Epstein files showing a mail from Elon Musk to Epstein where he asks "Do you think I am retarded [sic]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ionzk6nmor6umoprg2ac2ewz/bafkreih2yd3fwzlne7ympfblsr2ike5gu6cmsukjx3iuun6ftvor7j6x3u@jpeg)
February 3, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I'm just giving up on this timeline
Playing Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation near certain Seagate drives causes them to crash due to resonant frequency.
This. Is. Awesome.
nvd.nist.gov/vuln/detail/...
This. Is. Awesome.
nvd.nist.gov/vuln/detail/...
NVD - CVE-2022-38392
nvd.nist.gov
February 3, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Playing Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation near certain Seagate drives causes them to crash due to resonant frequency.
This. Is. Awesome.
nvd.nist.gov/vuln/detail/...
This. Is. Awesome.
nvd.nist.gov/vuln/detail/...
Okay, this is a stupidly cool visalization of all objects in LEO. platform.leolabs.space/visualization
Low Earth Orbit Visualization | LeoLabs
A visualization of satellites, debris, and other objects tracked by LeoLabs in low earth orbit
platform.leolabs.space
February 2, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Okay, this is a stupidly cool visalization of all objects in LEO. platform.leolabs.space/visualization
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"In THEATER?"
You're not a soldier, you fucking clown, and this isn't war.
I swear to god, all you little cosplay Call of Duty mall cops would crap your pants if you were even CLOSE to actual combat.
You're not a soldier, you fucking clown, and this isn't war.
I swear to god, all you little cosplay Call of Duty mall cops would crap your pants if you were even CLOSE to actual combat.
Q: Can you be specific about how many ICE and CBP agents are currently operating in the state?
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
January 29, 2026 at 6:35 PM
"In THEATER?"
You're not a soldier, you fucking clown, and this isn't war.
I swear to god, all you little cosplay Call of Duty mall cops would crap your pants if you were even CLOSE to actual combat.
You're not a soldier, you fucking clown, and this isn't war.
I swear to god, all you little cosplay Call of Duty mall cops would crap your pants if you were even CLOSE to actual combat.
If I remember correctly from an AskHistorians thread, we know two things from the only two contemporary sources about her appearance: she had dark hair in a bowl cut (a masculine hairstyle for the period) and she had great tits.
January 29, 2026 at 5:39 PM
If I remember correctly from an AskHistorians thread, we know two things from the only two contemporary sources about her appearance: she had dark hair in a bowl cut (a masculine hairstyle for the period) and she had great tits.
It’s odd how quickly I’ve normalized disarming the booby traps as I enter my son’s room to put away his laundry.
January 26, 2026 at 7:33 PM
It’s odd how quickly I’ve normalized disarming the booby traps as I enter my son’s room to put away his laundry.
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The Party told you, "Shut the fuck up already! OMG, shut up about it!"
January 24, 2026 at 8:51 PM
The Party told you, "Shut the fuck up already! OMG, shut up about it!"
When I die and wake up in hell, it’ll all be hugely buff AI-generated Asian dudes without clothes chuckling about how the gym breaks my body.
January 23, 2026 at 5:52 PM
When I die and wake up in hell, it’ll all be hugely buff AI-generated Asian dudes without clothes chuckling about how the gym breaks my body.
Okay, this needs to be said.
What feels off about the all the AI-girlfriend adverts on youtube is that it's adolescent faces grafted unto adult bodies.
It's skeevy as fuck and one of so many signs that our society needs to take a huge fucking step back.
What feels off about the all the AI-girlfriend adverts on youtube is that it's adolescent faces grafted unto adult bodies.
It's skeevy as fuck and one of so many signs that our society needs to take a huge fucking step back.
January 23, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Okay, this needs to be said.
What feels off about the all the AI-girlfriend adverts on youtube is that it's adolescent faces grafted unto adult bodies.
It's skeevy as fuck and one of so many signs that our society needs to take a huge fucking step back.
What feels off about the all the AI-girlfriend adverts on youtube is that it's adolescent faces grafted unto adult bodies.
It's skeevy as fuck and one of so many signs that our society needs to take a huge fucking step back.
Well, TACO Wednesday I guess?
Big surprise.
Big surprise.
January 21, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Well, TACO Wednesday I guess?
Big surprise.
Big surprise.
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New— An American citizen boarding flight from Boston to Lisbon just now told me after showing boarding pass, every passenger stopped on jetway by two ICE agents demanding to take their photo. When passenger asked why, ICE threatened to detain them. If they said no photo, couldn't board/TBD detained.
January 20, 2026 at 11:13 PM
New— An American citizen boarding flight from Boston to Lisbon just now told me after showing boarding pass, every passenger stopped on jetway by two ICE agents demanding to take their photo. When passenger asked why, ICE threatened to detain them. If they said no photo, couldn't board/TBD detained.
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from what i’m seeing, it appears corporate press is treating trump’s takeover of greenland as an inevitability rather than the fever dream of a dictator
January 7, 2026 at 4:42 PM
from what i’m seeing, it appears corporate press is treating trump’s takeover of greenland as an inevitability rather than the fever dream of a dictator
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We’re entering the age of AI slop that people believe en masse.
This post is 100% fake and probably AI generated. All made up. Yet massive number of upvotes, views and shares.
Journalist @caseynewton.bsky.social got in touch with the “whistleblower.” The guy faked all “evidence” with AI…
This post is 100% fake and probably AI generated. All made up. Yet massive number of upvotes, views and shares.
Journalist @caseynewton.bsky.social got in touch with the “whistleblower.” The guy faked all “evidence” with AI…
January 6, 2026 at 8:03 AM
We’re entering the age of AI slop that people believe en masse.
This post is 100% fake and probably AI generated. All made up. Yet massive number of upvotes, views and shares.
Journalist @caseynewton.bsky.social got in touch with the “whistleblower.” The guy faked all “evidence” with AI…
This post is 100% fake and probably AI generated. All made up. Yet massive number of upvotes, views and shares.
Journalist @caseynewton.bsky.social got in touch with the “whistleblower.” The guy faked all “evidence” with AI…
Suddenly reforming the Kalmar Union doesn’t seem like such a bad idea anymore.
January 6, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Suddenly reforming the Kalmar Union doesn’t seem like such a bad idea anymore.
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Our snowman is trying to escape The Matrix.
January 5, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Our snowman is trying to escape The Matrix.
I was heading home on my boat a stormy evening when my engine cut out, likely due to overheating.
I waved a mayday to a passing boat and asked for a tow to the nearest dock. He took me the whole way home.
When I asked if I could compensate him for the effort, he just told me to pay it forward.
I waved a mayday to a passing boat and asked for a tow to the nearest dock. He took me the whole way home.
When I asked if I could compensate him for the effort, he just told me to pay it forward.
I would like to hear about a time someone, a stranger even, was very kind to you without any prompting, ulterior motive, or strings attached.
December 31, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I was heading home on my boat a stormy evening when my engine cut out, likely due to overheating.
I waved a mayday to a passing boat and asked for a tow to the nearest dock. He took me the whole way home.
When I asked if I could compensate him for the effort, he just told me to pay it forward.
I waved a mayday to a passing boat and asked for a tow to the nearest dock. He took me the whole way home.
When I asked if I could compensate him for the effort, he just told me to pay it forward.
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Har precis lärt mig att Andréexpeditionen är tjejernas Palmemord och det är ju.... ah ne jag vet inte ens lmfao
December 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Har precis lärt mig att Andréexpeditionen är tjejernas Palmemord och det är ju.... ah ne jag vet inte ens lmfao
Thinking back, I wonder that nobody raised questions back in sixth grade when I made a scale model of a WW2 V1 launch site in wood shop.
December 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Thinking back, I wonder that nobody raised questions back in sixth grade when I made a scale model of a WW2 V1 launch site in wood shop.
It’s a Christmas Miracle.
I just found the TV remote that’s missing for three weeks.
I just found the TV remote that’s missing for three weeks.
December 25, 2025 at 9:04 AM
It’s a Christmas Miracle.
I just found the TV remote that’s missing for three weeks.
I just found the TV remote that’s missing for three weeks.
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Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
December 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Me: I don’t see the appeal of boxing
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
TV: OK but what if it’s professional boxers savagely brutalizing influencers
Me:
I have decided that I should never have been trusted with free will.
December 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I have decided that I should never have been trusted with free will.
Just spent a week and a half of overtime troubleshooting one of the world’s largest corporations, trying to integrate a product from another of the world’s largest corporations.
Turns out it was a bug in a one-person project on GitHub causing the issue.
I get so tired sometimes.
Turns out it was a bug in a one-person project on GitHub causing the issue.
I get so tired sometimes.
December 5, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Just spent a week and a half of overtime troubleshooting one of the world’s largest corporations, trying to integrate a product from another of the world’s largest corporations.
Turns out it was a bug in a one-person project on GitHub causing the issue.
I get so tired sometimes.
Turns out it was a bug in a one-person project on GitHub causing the issue.
I get so tired sometimes.
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM