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i want to become a type of person that would've made my past self uncomfortable"
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the cool part about everyone doing everything with claude code is gonna be you'll pine for the days of 100 javascript frameworks because now every single project is a bespoke framework written by a goblin who is a product manager
January 22, 2026 at 6:42 AM
i cant get this boulder off me but the boulder can get me off
January 21, 2026 at 6:39 PM
(my partner) “writing a book called ‘don't give your sub gangrene’”
January 21, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Nothing Ever Happens is gen z's Occam's Razor
January 21, 2026 at 6:15 AM
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January 18, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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post-coital cuddle pile

#teratophilia
January 20, 2026 at 11:05 AM
you will never, in a million years, meet someone irl who you can have an interesting conversation about programming with.
this is why i switched classes from "computer programmer" to "slut"
January 21, 2026 at 4:58 AM
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< "did that feel good" is a funny thing to ask me after sex like probably not. whether it was good or not is a different question
January 20, 2026 at 5:01 PM
i had like, 1 year where i was consistently able to sleep and now that's just totally gone again
January 20, 2026 at 8:49 AM
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We just need more girls. I don’t care what you make them out of.
July 25, 2023 at 7:14 PM
the fact that we don't even understand hiccups is proof doctors know absolutely nothing about how the body works tbh tbh tbh
we can cure cancer but can't fight out why we randomly get violent muscle spasms in our chest?
January 20, 2026 at 8:35 AM
"twelve" is a really cool word.. it has so many sounds in just a single syllable
January 20, 2026 at 8:12 AM
none of my posts have ever been horny
January 20, 2026 at 7:55 AM
last time i used discord often was ~2019 so every time i join a server it's like,
showing me 100 popups about new features and things to buy, while i just want to delete my welcome message before anyone sees it..
January 20, 2026 at 7:39 AM
shirt that has printed on the back: "if you can read this, u should follow me through the train station turnstile without paying"
January 20, 2026 at 6:46 AM
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post going viral = alerting all of the guards in a video game
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 19, 2026 at 11:53 PM
@steve jobs pleasee add facets to app.bsky.actor.profile description !!!
fortunately here, the sender decides what things to link, so you could avoid this with a different client.
except... the profile description field doesn't have facets, so it has hardcoded autolinking (including truncating long urls) during rendering????
January 20, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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i'd never have transitioned without informed consent. hrt was the only thing i wasn't too scared to try and it's helping me break down all the shit that's in the way of everything else
January 20, 2026 at 12:41 AM
```
//talking excitedly about javasscript getters and setters for an hour and then crying
```
(this is what i was like pretransition btw)
January 19, 2026 at 8:26 AM
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i wanna be 40 and 14 at the same time but rn im stuck in this uncomfortable in between
January 19, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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I think if ur not a furry and you make a cute little joke about furry fetishes you should legally have to make a fursona and start jerking it to furry porn or you have to delete your post
January 19, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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democrats: we don't want to focus on ICE. we'd prefer to work on housing, childcare, food prices.

me: okay. so what's your bold ideas there?

democrats: we didn't say they'd be bold.
January 19, 2026 at 2:23 AM
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TECHNLGY/FUSION.GIF
January 19, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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i still have an implicit distrust of anyone i percieve as a grown-up..
October 1, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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"if there's no arguments on social media it's an echo chamber" okay almost all "arguments" on social media consist of people shouting logical fallacies at each other trying to get the right exaggerated rhetorical joust to successfully get a dogpile on the other person to "win"
January 17, 2026 at 2:47 PM