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Kirk, man.
@11whatupdoe.bsky.social
Today has casually been an all timer for me professionally.

-Tripled my year-end bonus.
-Landed a cater for the Utah Jazz.
-Pizza.
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
8>3
November 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I love living in a forest, but the leave raking is excessive
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Reposted by Kirk, man.
ICE Detains Leaves as They Turn Brown: tinyurl.com/37euaejk
October 15, 2025 at 6:27 AM
This one hits hard, lol
Man’s Bloodstream Enjoys Hour-Long Intermission Between Coffee, Alcohol Blitzes https://theonion.com/man-s-bloodstream-enjoys-hour-long-intermission-between-1819577580/
September 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I am not looking forward to tell my partner I may have to work on my birthday lol
September 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
September 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Reposted by Kirk, man.
Next level rice cooker.
August 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Reposted by Kirk, man.
Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High https://theonion.com/everyone-involved-in-pizzas-preparation-delivery-purc-1819564897/
August 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
August 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Someone give me an example indie rock or pop artist that slaps harder then a subway sandwich in DC..?
August 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
My 2 day old dry ass corn tortillas made some bomb chilaquiles
August 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
spent 5 hours last night prepping tortillas, salsas, veggies for a big taco dinner at my sisters today. So naturally I had a dream my dad sabotaged the dinner with leftovers from a different dinner and by starting dinner well before the food was done. Lmao I was so fucking pissed. Very bad dream
August 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
After two years of no issues, I lost my main glasses, and my backup prescription sunglasses. Yesterday I broke my back up glasses, and today in a desperate attempt to switch the lenses into my sunglasses. I broke my sunglasses frame. 4 pairs in two weeks. Can’t afford to order any till next week 😭
August 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Annoying: damn wasps started another nest under the playhouse.

Not annoying: 4 peregrine falcons came to watch me knock it out, and my backyard is fly zone again
July 31, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Back at therapy. Thank god
July 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
July 24, 2025 at 1:22 AM
The falcons from last year have returned the last few days. 4 of them in my backyard this morning
July 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
BREAKING: Mike Johnson shuts US House early to avoid Epstein vote, per FT
July 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
From art of the deal to art of the conceal
Mike Johnson on Epstein files: "We cannot be careless in an open release."
July 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Art of the conceal, amirite??
July 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
was going to tear out the chicken coop that’s under our playhouse. Found this instead
July 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
thinking I’ll do sopes tonight
July 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Reposted by Kirk, man.
July 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM