Kirk, man.
@11whatupdoe.bsky.social
Today has casually been an all timer for me professionally.
-Tripled my year-end bonus.
-Landed a cater for the Utah Jazz.
-Pizza.
-Tripled my year-end bonus.
-Landed a cater for the Utah Jazz.
-Pizza.
November 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Today has casually been an all timer for me professionally.
-Tripled my year-end bonus.
-Landed a cater for the Utah Jazz.
-Pizza.
-Tripled my year-end bonus.
-Landed a cater for the Utah Jazz.
-Pizza.
I love living in a forest, but the leave raking is excessive
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I love living in a forest, but the leave raking is excessive
Reposted by Kirk, man.
ICE Detains Leaves as They Turn Brown: tinyurl.com/37euaejk
October 15, 2025 at 6:27 AM
ICE Detains Leaves as They Turn Brown: tinyurl.com/37euaejk
This one hits hard, lol
Man’s Bloodstream Enjoys Hour-Long Intermission Between Coffee, Alcohol Blitzes https://theonion.com/man-s-bloodstream-enjoys-hour-long-intermission-between-1819577580/
September 30, 2025 at 10:07 PM
This one hits hard, lol
I am not looking forward to tell my partner I may have to work on my birthday lol
September 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I am not looking forward to tell my partner I may have to work on my birthday lol
Reposted by Kirk, man.
Next level rice cooker.
August 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Next level rice cooker.
Reposted by Kirk, man.
Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High https://theonion.com/everyone-involved-in-pizzas-preparation-delivery-purc-1819564897/
August 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High https://theonion.com/everyone-involved-in-pizzas-preparation-delivery-purc-1819564897/
Someone give me an example indie rock or pop artist that slaps harder then a subway sandwich in DC..?
August 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Someone give me an example indie rock or pop artist that slaps harder then a subway sandwich in DC..?
My 2 day old dry ass corn tortillas made some bomb chilaquiles
August 12, 2025 at 3:21 AM
My 2 day old dry ass corn tortillas made some bomb chilaquiles
spent 5 hours last night prepping tortillas, salsas, veggies for a big taco dinner at my sisters today. So naturally I had a dream my dad sabotaged the dinner with leftovers from a different dinner and by starting dinner well before the food was done. Lmao I was so fucking pissed. Very bad dream
August 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
spent 5 hours last night prepping tortillas, salsas, veggies for a big taco dinner at my sisters today. So naturally I had a dream my dad sabotaged the dinner with leftovers from a different dinner and by starting dinner well before the food was done. Lmao I was so fucking pissed. Very bad dream
After two years of no issues, I lost my main glasses, and my backup prescription sunglasses. Yesterday I broke my back up glasses, and today in a desperate attempt to switch the lenses into my sunglasses. I broke my sunglasses frame. 4 pairs in two weeks. Can’t afford to order any till next week 😭
August 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
After two years of no issues, I lost my main glasses, and my backup prescription sunglasses. Yesterday I broke my back up glasses, and today in a desperate attempt to switch the lenses into my sunglasses. I broke my sunglasses frame. 4 pairs in two weeks. Can’t afford to order any till next week 😭
Annoying: damn wasps started another nest under the playhouse.
Not annoying: 4 peregrine falcons came to watch me knock it out, and my backyard is fly zone again
Not annoying: 4 peregrine falcons came to watch me knock it out, and my backyard is fly zone again
July 31, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Annoying: damn wasps started another nest under the playhouse.
Not annoying: 4 peregrine falcons came to watch me knock it out, and my backyard is fly zone again
Not annoying: 4 peregrine falcons came to watch me knock it out, and my backyard is fly zone again
Back at therapy. Thank god
July 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Back at therapy. Thank god
The falcons from last year have returned the last few days. 4 of them in my backyard this morning
July 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The falcons from last year have returned the last few days. 4 of them in my backyard this morning
BREAKING: Mike Johnson shuts US House early to avoid Epstein vote, per FT
July 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
From art of the deal to art of the conceal
Mike Johnson on Epstein files: "We cannot be careless in an open release."
July 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
From art of the deal to art of the conceal
Art of the conceal, amirite??
The House won’t vote on the Epstein matter this week. Some White House officials have pushed Republicans to wait until after the August recess.
House won't vote on Epstein matter this week
Some White House officials have pushed House Republicans to wait until after August recess at least before taking a vote in support of releasing the Epstein files.
www.politico.com
July 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Art of the conceal, amirite??
was going to tear out the chicken coop that’s under our playhouse. Found this instead
July 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
was going to tear out the chicken coop that’s under our playhouse. Found this instead
thinking I’ll do sopes tonight
July 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
thinking I’ll do sopes tonight
Reposted by Kirk, man.
