It might be advantageous for everybody to keep him propped up just a little while longer. We need more time to be preparing for that dismal day when president J.D. Whoopiecushion is crowned. He may make us long for these good old days.

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May I suggest someone in #congress bring a #whoopiecushion or a #fartmachine in… to mix it up. And to use during the Republicans’ dumb statements. It’s yet another way to get people to laugh in their faces. @repstansbury.bsky.social @repcasar.bsky.social @repjasmine.bsky.social @slotkin.senate.gov

Press it I dare you~

Scented whoopie cushion, never heard of until now~

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#furry #butt #fart #whoopiecushion

*takes out eyeball and squeezes it like a whoopiecushion* Hehe, Ladies~