#turdbird
This is Turd.

I have been trying to get a picture of him for weeks, but he flies away as soon as he senses my camera.

Because he is a turd. And now that's his name forever. I hope he's happy. #bird #turd #turdbird
December 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Looks like @bsky.app is behaving like Apartheid Elon’s TurdBird site, disappearing unflattering comments:
November 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
That’s where you respond, “K.”

They can go make their own damn posts if they don’t like yours. What a turdbird.
October 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
We are doing #turdbird Tuesday over here!! There was a big bunny at my park this morning. I forgot everything I know. 🙊
September 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
The Turdus philomelos, the song thrush, used to be classified as Turdus turdus, and given the colloquial name "Turdbird." Amazing what one learns playing Scrabble...
August 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I played a game of scrabble where the dictionary allowed turdbird but not turd.
August 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
No, wait, Medi didn’t block me, it’s some other turdbird. 🤷‍♂️😏
July 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Jokes on you, John Oliver just got the Turdbird voted New Zealand Bird of the Year.
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June 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
When you're a turdbird pooping on someones head is Kamikaze run...
June 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The very people Turdbird was complaining about to begin with? Imagine that
June 20, 2025 at 7:06 AM
He’s not. Hawley wants to appear that he is compassionate and caring but he has made too many excuses or looked the other way too many times for that turdbird Trump.
June 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Years ago I visited a friend in yhe USA and we played Scrabble. Her dictionary would not accept the word turd, but did allow turding, and turdbird.
June 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Jennings is just such a turdbird.
June 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Oh Canada U guys is funny ey? U kidnaped the wrong bird, you were supposed to kidnap the Turdbird in DC ey? Oh well elbows up!
April 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Happy spring! Excited to watch this little one grow. 🐣

(Mom had already flown off before I decided to approach)

#AmericanRobin #TurdBird #Spring
April 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
NOW LIVE!! It's time for more Turdbird adventures In Skyward Sword HD Hero Mode! Starting Lanayru Desert which is my favorite area and also to many others! Dont think to hard about how Time Travel works though. Join me! www.youtube.com/channel/UCNE... www.twitch.tv/protoblues12
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April 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Just be aware the USPS is intercepting packages from China. That was one of the first executive orders President Turdbird signed after inauguration, so I'm not sure how that will work unless they're using an international carrier like DHL for delivery, not using the last mile service as usual.
April 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Just be aware the USPS is intercepting packages from China. That was one of the first executive orders President Turdbird signed after inauguration, so I'm not sure how that will work unless they're using an international carrier like DHL for delivery, not using the last mile service as usual.
April 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Turdbird.
March 22, 2025 at 6:45 AM
F47 name nomination: "Turdbird" #Turdbird
March 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Name nomination: Turdbird #Turdbird
March 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
March 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The new F47 fighter should be called the "Turdbird" #Turdbird
March 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
TURDBIRD #Turdbird
March 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Name nomination: "Turdbird" #Turdbird
March 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM