@zazb.bsky.social Had followed you on the dead turdbird app because of your archipelago series and the adventures of a certain dwarf ;) Glad to find you here.
November 14, 2024 at 7:33 PM
@zazb.bsky.social Had followed you on the dead turdbird app because of your archipelago series and the adventures of a certain dwarf ;) Glad to find you here.
That’s where you respond, “K.”
They can go make their own damn posts if they don’t like yours. What a turdbird.
They can go make their own damn posts if they don’t like yours. What a turdbird.
October 8, 2025 at 11:07 PM
That’s where you respond, “K.”
They can go make their own damn posts if they don’t like yours. What a turdbird.
They can go make their own damn posts if they don’t like yours. What a turdbird.
Dong gift art from @turdbird /nekotine on Twotter
November 15, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Dong gift art from @turdbird /nekotine on Twotter
No, wait, Medi didn’t block me, it’s some other turdbird. 🤷♂️😏
July 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
No, wait, Medi didn’t block me, it’s some other turdbird. 🤷♂️😏
I love turdbird and tentacles! But it was really fun! And You match your bike :D
December 12, 2024 at 8:30 AM
I love turdbird and tentacles! But it was really fun! And You match your bike :D
NOW LIVE!! It's time for more Turdbird adventures In Skyward Sword HD Hero Mode! Starting Lanayru Desert which is my favorite area and also to many others! Dont think to hard about how Time Travel works though. Join me! www.youtube.com/channel/UCNE... www.twitch.tv/protoblues12
squidward from spongebob squarepants is flying through a cloudy sky
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April 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
NOW LIVE!! It's time for more Turdbird adventures In Skyward Sword HD Hero Mode! Starting Lanayru Desert which is my favorite area and also to many others! Dont think to hard about how Time Travel works though. Join me! www.youtube.com/channel/UCNE... www.twitch.tv/protoblues12
@karma-chaos.bsky.social hello from Hannah and Turdbird. 2 of my fur babies.
November 18, 2024 at 6:03 PM
@karma-chaos.bsky.social hello from Hannah and Turdbird. 2 of my fur babies.
No argument here; platforms become traps. It’s what they count on. Handcuffs of silicon instead of iron or gold.
This was my most memorable day on the TurdBird site. It all went downhill from here.
This was my most memorable day on the TurdBird site. It all went downhill from here.
January 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
No argument here; platforms become traps. It’s what they count on. Handcuffs of silicon instead of iron or gold.
This was my most memorable day on the TurdBird site. It all went downhill from here.
This was my most memorable day on the TurdBird site. It all went downhill from here.
Meanwhile #PhonyStark is telling all the racists on the TurdBird site that the fires are caused by the evil Dee Eee Eye…
January 9, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Meanwhile #PhonyStark is telling all the racists on the TurdBird site that the fires are caused by the evil Dee Eee Eye…
Just be aware the USPS is intercepting packages from China. That was one of the first executive orders President Turdbird signed after inauguration, so I'm not sure how that will work unless they're using an international carrier like DHL for delivery, not using the last mile service as usual.
April 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Just be aware the USPS is intercepting packages from China. That was one of the first executive orders President Turdbird signed after inauguration, so I'm not sure how that will work unless they're using an international carrier like DHL for delivery, not using the last mile service as usual.
The very people Turdbird was complaining about to begin with? Imagine that
June 20, 2025 at 7:06 AM
The very people Turdbird was complaining about to begin with? Imagine that
Just be aware the USPS is intercepting packages from China. That was one of the first executive orders President Turdbird signed after inauguration, so I'm not sure how that will work unless they're using an international carrier like DHL for delivery, not using the last mile service as usual.
April 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Just be aware the USPS is intercepting packages from China. That was one of the first executive orders President Turdbird signed after inauguration, so I'm not sure how that will work unless they're using an international carrier like DHL for delivery, not using the last mile service as usual.
Turdbird Peed In The Pool
December 19, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Turdbird Peed In The Pool
I played a game of scrabble where the dictionary allowed turdbird but not turd.
August 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I played a game of scrabble where the dictionary allowed turdbird but not turd.
I got so fed up that I literally said I AM DONE WITH YOU FOR THE DAY. and then this little turdbird goes to the bathroom and waited for me to come and help her out. FINE. But then I am going back to being done with you!!!! Holy shit I am fucking exhausted.
November 22, 2024 at 10:31 PM
I got so fed up that I literally said I AM DONE WITH YOU FOR THE DAY. and then this little turdbird goes to the bathroom and waited for me to come and help her out. FINE. But then I am going back to being done with you!!!! Holy shit I am fucking exhausted.
Then you truly don't understand the level of game that Obama is playing here.
We low folks can afford to be pissed at him, because he gives us the grace to while he's taking on the weight of the world by keeping that turdbird occupied.
We low folks can afford to be pissed at him, because he gives us the grace to while he's taking on the weight of the world by keeping that turdbird occupied.
January 10, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Then you truly don't understand the level of game that Obama is playing here.
We low folks can afford to be pissed at him, because he gives us the grace to while he's taking on the weight of the world by keeping that turdbird occupied.
We low folks can afford to be pissed at him, because he gives us the grace to while he's taking on the weight of the world by keeping that turdbird occupied.
He’s not. Hawley wants to appear that he is compassionate and caring but he has made too many excuses or looked the other way too many times for that turdbird Trump.
June 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
He’s not. Hawley wants to appear that he is compassionate and caring but he has made too many excuses or looked the other way too many times for that turdbird Trump.
Zuckerberg decides that Nazi money is as green and spends as easily as anyone else’s, so, “what the hell.”
No wonder he’s taking his cues from the TurdBird site. He can go hide in his Hawaiian bunker and sit on his throne of cash.
No wonder he’s taking his cues from the TurdBird site. He can go hide in his Hawaiian bunker and sit on his throne of cash.
January 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Zuckerberg decides that Nazi money is as green and spends as easily as anyone else’s, so, “what the hell.”
No wonder he’s taking his cues from the TurdBird site. He can go hide in his Hawaiian bunker and sit on his throne of cash.
No wonder he’s taking his cues from the TurdBird site. He can go hide in his Hawaiian bunker and sit on his throne of cash.