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I had a SUPER productive weekend. I'm feeling pretty good right now. What are the bets I have a 5am Monday panic attack, just for funsies? #MentalHealthMatters #TeacherThings #highlightreal
February 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
We bought wacky scented stickers for my highschool students..

"You may have the bacon stickers, but you may only stick them to your own things, or other people who consent to smelling like bacon stickers"
#education #teacherthings #teachersayings #highschool
January 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Just finished proctoring US STAAR for my students. Hope they did good.

#teacherthings
April 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
February 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
It is such a weird mix sometimes. On holidays, a ton of my students go to other countries to visit families. But when I taught in the rural countryside, students were barely ever gone.

#teacherthings indeed.
November 25, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Holnap szakmai vizsgán (8-12-ig fix) leszek jegyző, és elfelejtettek helyettesítést kiírni az óráimra. Jeleztem, majd megköszönték a tájékoztatást (azt, amit majd 2 hónapja tudnak). #school #teacherthings
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May 20, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Today in the adventures of my Preschool Class; mini Shadowheart has been belting Pink Pony Club around the classroom, while the rest of the class plots how to capture the leprechaun. It is a small win for me when their chaos is properly applied. #Teacherthings
March 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The Friday before Thanksgiving Week supposedly has the lowest attendance of any classes.

Today I see how right the estimation is, b/c it wasn't like that at my old school.

#teacherthings
November 22, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Awww, I got some cool chemistry students this year!! #KidsAreAlright #TeachersPet #TeacherThings
October 5, 2024 at 5:39 PM
This week, I explained TV Guides to 4th graders. That was fun. #teacherthings
September 13, 2025 at 5:28 AM
One of my freshman came in wearing a shark onesie.
The jaw can apparently fasten over their face.
#welcomeback #education #teacherthings #teach
January 6, 2025 at 4:25 PM
„Das schmeckt wie Matheheft!“ ist definitiv oddly specific in der Beschreibung.
*hängt ein „Bitte nicht am Pult lecken“-Schild an das Pult*

#lehrerleben #teacherthings
December 3, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Today, while making a word list for my students, I became quite upset that the -ool in wool is not pronounced the same way as pool, tool, etc...

#teacherthings
#elementaryeducation
January 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
He teaches JUNIORS in high school btw
December 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Some days, teaching is hard. Other days, students melt my heart.

Example 79572: “Mrs. C, when I get home today, I’m going to practice being a YouTuber so when I’m older, I can buy you a Lamborghini.” 🥰

#teacher #2ndgradeteacher #teacherthings
January 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“Ms. Lopez can we take a field trip to Kendrick Lamar’s concert, it’s history” Totally made my whole week 😂 @kendricklamar.bsky.social
I totally would if I could 😎 #kendricklamar #teacherthings
January 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Tegnap levizsgáztak a srácaim (asztalosok lettek). Annyira megkönnyebbültem... nem hittem, hogy sikerül nekik, ahogy ennek a tanévnek nekiindultunk...
Hiányozni fognak!
#teacherthings
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June 7, 2024 at 5:31 AM
C.A.R Days losing their value when you want to donate your days or when you retire 🤷🏻‍♀️
#teachers #nycteachers #teachertalk #teacherthings
January 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Today is wear neon day at work, so my outfit is a neon green shirt with black pants and white shoes. I either look like a highlighter or that I'm going to a rave from the 90s/2000s. Oh well..
#teacherthings
#themedays
#tiredteacher
November 8, 2024 at 12:07 PM
Just spit 10 min cobbling together guided notes for a PPT I stole off some district website on Roosevelt's first 100 Days for Monday. All in all it took me 15 minutes to create an hours worth of content.

This is teaching at its best.
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November 28, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Well, it was senior prank day yesterday / last night.

Guess whose school got egged?

So many egg shells and yolks. Really disgusting. Makes me feel so bad for the janitorial staff.

At least they didn't graffiti this year.

#schoollife #seniorprank #teacherthings
May 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My teacher superstition is that if I don’t watch the copier make my copies, it will jam, but if I watch it, everything will go smoothly. #TeacherThings
August 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
A day late, but not a dollar short! Check out our June Writing Prompts — perfect for getting the summer vibes started or holding it together until summer begins!

#teachwrite #teacherthings #writingprompts
June 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM