#snarkin
SIXTY MINUTES will
no longer be on CBS.

Now it’s on NPC.
Channel 304. 🤪
#snarkin
December 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
If I say anything critical of the campaigns of Hillary or Kamala, I get accused of being a sexist. They asked me why I’m not critical of the campaigns of Bill or Barack? I tell them because those guys won.

#snarkin 🤪
December 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Sometimes, you just have to do something and stand on principle. I have decided that if I am awarded a FIFA peace prize, I’ll just have to decline as gracefully as possible.

#snarkin 🏆🏆
December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Thank God Dan Bongino didn’t quit one day earlier. I’m sure it’s his stellar efforts that brought this to conclusion.

#snarkin.
December 19, 2025 at 3:45 AM
STUBBORN MAN.

Neil Young should remix his song Southern Man and make it Stubborn Man just to musically troll the toddler in the White House.

#snarkin 🤪🎶🎵
December 16, 2025 at 9:12 PM
WE APOLOGIZE

My son 2 says that white people should reflect on the slavery thing and all the black men incarcerated. I told him that as the spokesman for all white people that we apologize. I also told him that I would inform all white people to feel guilty about the history of racism.

#snarkin 🤪
December 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
NEWSFLASH:

The Trump regime is deporting VETERANS? I am at peak outrage over this. I am not alone.

We ought to (John’s attorneys tackle him to the ground and take his phone)… [paralegal finishes the post] seek a legal, ethical, and moral solution for this.

#snarkin 🤪
but serio. 💯
December 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Well!Geez!! I am very late to this beautiful place! Good morning KB & the Wild Bunch💙got up to the hills yesterday- a ton more snow than expected. So, sorry can't get to you all this morning! Y'all have a great time and I will commence to snarkin' a little later! Let's continue to kick ass kids!🦶🫏 💙
December 9, 2025 at 2:37 PM
PEEG HOGWASH
aka Pete Hegseth sits in front of a mirror nightly rehearsing his “You can’t handle the truth” speech.
#snarkin
December 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
There are 18 teams in the current conference that they call THE BIG TEN. That’s one of the reasons I think college football can you go fk itself.
#snarkin 🤪🏈
November 29, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Last night, the RAVENS lost. Today, the EAGLES lost. Those two teams are for the birds.

#snarkin 🐦‍⬛🦅🏈
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
THE TRUMP REGIME.

These people must’ve been sick on the day that they taught government in government school.

#snarkin 🤪
November 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I’m writing a new biography about the creep known as Trump. The working title is…

ELECTION FRAUD &
ERECTION FLAWED.
The life and times of a grifting idiotic pervert.

#snarkin 🤪
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It's not something either of us have. Glad you found yours.

You been doing ok? You still snarkin' and sassin' at a high level?
November 20, 2025 at 2:32 PM
“I did not have sex with that woman… Ms Trump”.
#snarkin 🤪
November 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
“Chuck Schumer is coming to the mic. This should be clear, clever, and courageous”.

Said absolutely
nobody anywhere.
ever. #snarkin.
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
What do you say to a masked federal agent with two black eyes?

Say nothing. Somebody has already said it twice.

#snarkin 🤪
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
THE SEDATE EIGHT.

They are not traitors. They’re just spineless wiggly worms.

Words have meanings.
Thoughts are fun. 🤪
#snarkin
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
TRUMP WAS BOOED
MERCILESSLY TODAY.

Apparently Democrats paid 64,000 fans at the Wahingto Commanders‘s game to boo Trump as if he weren’t adored and respected. Go figure.
#snarkin 🤪🏈
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
SPAGHETTI GUMBO. 😇

Theologians debate precisely what is manna (food from heaven) as referred to in the Bible. It may have been spaghetti gumbo. It’s a private recipe. It has been in the family for an hour and a half.
#snarkin 🤪
November 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
NEWSFLASH:

Due to the recent acquittal of sandwich thrower Sean Dunn, the new protest sign is

👑 NO KINGS.
MANY EARLS.

(Earl of Sandwich pun).
#snarkin 🤪
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Maaaannnnn! What we'd give to hear their Snarks w/ each other, while their Republican Civil War STILL GOES on!!!!!!!!!!

---Cause, you know They Snarkin'!!!
November 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Eyyyy! I'm snarkin' here!
November 6, 2025 at 3:24 PM
ZOHRAN MAMDANI and Yoshinobu Yamamoto are two names I’ve learned to pronounce and spell recently. They each owe me a victory now.

I am 1 for 1 so far.
#snarkin ⚾️🧢🏆
November 4, 2025 at 9:47 PM