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Fox News Dance!
Excerpt from Higgenbaum's Mitzvah, Ep 16 - TV Guide

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January 28, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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You have written a column about British sovereignty that turns into a slobbering fan letter to an American rage-post.
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Chagos Caps-Lock Diplomacy: Nigel Farage Outsources “National Interest” to Truth Social
A May 2025 US press statement calls the deal “monumental”, then Trump calls it “GREAT STUPIDITY”, and Farage treats the caps as scripture.
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January 21, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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BREAKING: ‘Avengers: Doomsday’ Renamed To Something Less Relevant

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'Avengers: Doomsday' Renamed To Something Less Relevant
Eagle Screech News - Soaring High Above The Truth
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January 11, 2026 at 11:52 PM
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World Leaders Hold Emergency Livestream, Ask: ‘Who’s Really Running the US!’ After Trump Takes Venezuela Sans Congress
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January 4, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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Breaking: U.S. Captures Maduro, Evidence Still Buffering
According to Trump, Maduro and his wife are already in custody. According to everyone else, they’re still asking basic follow-up questions like “where?” and “how?”
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January 3, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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2184 Headlines Volestra Execution July 16th, 2184
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December 19, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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2184 Headlines Olympic ruling on intersexed athlete July 29, 2184
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December 19, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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2184 Headlines California Fires July 31st, 2184
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December 18, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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2184 Headlines South Africa World Court Genocide Rulling September 18th, 2184
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December 18, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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They banned cash.
Then added a card fee.
And called it “convenient.”

Walter investigates the bizarre new economy of paying more for having no choice.

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No Cash Accepted, But Please Pay a Fee
They banned cash “for your convenience,” then added a card fee. Walter exposes the tap-to-pay scam and the banana-powered AI behind it all.
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November 11, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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東京 ― 進次郎小泉氏を防衛大臣に任命したと発表してから数分後、次期首相の高市早苗氏は、その人選が誤りだったことに気づいたという。
自民党関係者によると、「小泉氏を任命する」という提案が上がった際、高市氏は元首相の小泉純一郎氏のことだと思い込み、ためらうことなく承認したとされる。

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October 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Trump Furious After George Santos Enters Women's Horse-Riding Competition
'This Is a Clear Assault on Women, I Would Know,' Says Trump
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October 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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Massive, Harmless Helium Reserve Leak Has Amarillo, TX Residents Screaming in High-Pitched Panic
Shrill, Gas-filled Ted Cruz, Trump Argue After President's Order to Release 30 Billion Cubic Feet of Voice-Changing, Invisible Substance
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October 13, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Tr*mp’s economy is causing a “daddy drought” & the sugar babies are freaking out - Queerty
This might just be the ultimate recession indicator.
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October 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Oval Office Critic-in-Chief Trump Labels U.S. Leadership “Stupid”
While holding the highest office, President Trump lashed out at America’s decision-makers, sparking questions about division at the very top of government.
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September 23, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Honestly? Reads like a Cards Against Humanity winning card.

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Edited NBC News graphic showing Trump at the Resolute Desk with aides in the Oval Office. The fake headline is absurdly harsh and reads like a darkly funny Cards Against Humanity card rather than an actual news chyron.
September 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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Costco says the exploding wine is no big deal. But we found yogurt that causes spontaneous combustion and cheese that whispers threats.

You might want to wear safety goggles for this one:

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Costco Conspiracy? Exploding Wine & Jalapeño Yogurt
The Wink Report investigates Costco’s bizarre product recalls; from exploding Prosecco to fiery peanut butter and yogurt that punches back. Is it bulk savings or a grocery conspiracy?
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September 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Governor Pritzker Sparks Outrage, Calls Trump’s Attacks Forgetful and Unreal
“Pritzker argues Trump’s speeches sound like a broken fridge magnet poem—‘person, woman, man, camera, TV.’”
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September 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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We tried contacting customer service.
We got...Kyle.
Kyle doesn’t blink.
Kyle doesn’t care.
Kyle has one suggestion.

Read this before you're transferred…permanently.

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AI Replaces Customer Support
TotallyNotSkynet lays off its entire support staff, replacing them with Kyle, an AI whose only advice is “Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?”
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September 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Ghost Furious He’s Being Summoned as a Night Light to Check if Pizza Rolls Are Done
Local ghost Elias Whittaker is furious after being summoned not to terrify mortals, but to perform trivial chores instead.
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September 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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We thought we were clipping a simple toothpaste coupon.
Now there’s a contract in Wingdings, a clipboard at the door, and a debt we never saw coming.
Read the fine print. Or at least read this first:

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Man Owes 3 Goats Over Toothpaste Fine Print
Reading the fine print cost one man three Alpine goats and a possible franchise in Bulgaria. The Wink Report investigates the minty madness.
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September 11, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Walter claims to have solved the energy crisis using bananas, a blender, and one very judgmental orangutan.

Is he onto something? Or completely unhinged?

Either way, Big Oil is nervous.

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Banana-Powered Cars Are Real
Discover Walter Winkwink’s fruit-fueled expose on banana-powered cars, Doc Brown conspiracies, and why Biff hates potassium. Only at The Wink Report.
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September 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Florida Leads Nation in Post-Birth Abortions After Eliminating Childhood Vaccines
“We have math, somewhere, that says this is probably going to be fine.”
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September 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM