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New Interprovincial Superiority Tax

Anyone caught publicly praising New Brunswick must pay a $75 Perspective Adjustment Fee and you’re automatically enrolled in a 6-week seminar titled: “You’re Confused and That’s Okay” with guest speaker, Barb Adams.

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February 19, 2026 at 1:49 PM
We’re officially dropping the 2026 budget on Monday. I’ll be posting a few teasers this week. For instance:

Official Provincial Fight Slogan: “Tits Up”

We’re not going down. We’re just strategically horizontal.

$4.3 million for T-shirts nobody asked for, but will definitely want.

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February 19, 2026 at 1:08 PM