…But wait, I’m not alone!
I’ll put this fantasy to an end.
There are two dogs here,
that’s man’s best friend :)

#monthofpoetry
#yearofpoetry

A poem about my new outlook on life:

I just wanna push
A kid down onto the ground.
Yup, I’m evil now.

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#yearofpoetry

A parking lot can be so cruel
For thought I heard a wailing ghoul
Yet when I paused to turn around
A hybrid car did make that sound!
#MonthOfPoetry #YearOfPoetry

While cruising home from the grocery store
I saw a celeb I had seen before
An actress from many Western movie
A genuine in the flesh tumbleweed!
#yearypsospertry
#MonthOfPoetry

So I won’t bother
With writing any rhymes
Or anything like that 🤷

#monthofpoetry
#yearofpoetry

I love the strange creature called yeast
A helpful old bakers pet beast
We feed it some food
To help it grow good
Then turn it into our own feast!

#MonthOfPoetry
#WORLDOFPOETRY
#yearofpoetry

A poem about the Mandela effect:

I am from a world
Where we use our turn signals
To show when we turn

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#yearofpoetry

A poem about dexters lab:
I want to talk about Dexter’s laboratory.
Now that is one super great story!
He’s got orange hair and is oh so short,
And he’s never really been a good sport.
About Deedee, his sister, sneaking into his room.
I think about this show and my mind goes zoom!
#monthofpoetry
#ye

A poem about profoundity:

POETRY
TRIUMPHS
OVER
HATE

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#yearofpoetry

Yes, that’s what I’ll do,
In order to stay winning.
I’ll find my twin this month,
And next year will be the #yearoftwinning!

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#yearofpoetry

A poem about the internet:

Posting funny thoughts that make you giggle,
A cute baby kitten doing a silly little wriggle,
Learning new thing you haven’t learned yet;
These are the goals of the internet!

I have some advice for you, my peer;
You’d better not do any evil here!

#monthofpoetry
#yearofp

A poem about the ultimate gamer:

Who in the world would ever have known;
That all of my gaming enemies, I pwn?
I build, and craft, and scheme, and shoot;
In order to collect all my gamer’s loot!
Being the ultimate gamer is hard;
But not when you’re an epic, poem-writing bard!
#monthofpoetry
#yearof

Beasts all 'round the park
Hawks circling and prairie dogs
I need new snow shoes

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#YearOfPoetry

A poem about forgetting my responsibilities:

Oh no. I forgot
To post a poem yesterday.
Maybe this will do?

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#yearofpoetry

He’s posting pics captioned “cancel me”
Where he’s putting a chip bag in the nest of a cute critterling
Maybe 2026 will be
The #yearoflittering

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#yearofpoetry

Oh no, oh no, this is no good!
But wait! Let me don my nasty hood!
I put it on so that I don’t scream.
My nasty hood will keep me cleam

If I make do, it’s not so bad.
In fact, I’m feeling kind of glad!
I jumped around and hopped and twirled.
Cause I’m in love with the nasty world!
#monthofpoetry #y

A poem about my cat:

My cat sits so cute
But don’t turn your back on her
She strikes with vigor

#monthofpoetry
#yearofpoetry

With this poem I am starting
My new #MonthOfPoetry

#yearofpoetry