The twins have really been enjoying the bath time song from Doggyland. I’ll gladly take any song that gets them in the tub! #momwins

my kids don't have a dad so sometimes i put on my "dad hat" (baseball hat of the football team that uses a star for their logo) and scream at and belittle them to make sure they're not missing out #momwins

made my kids (royce, buster, tad, and little montclair) smores with tortillas instead of graham crackers and they didn't even notice the difference #momwins

Incredible rainbow on the way in to do some jobs.

But baby has fallen asleep. So a drive thru coffee it is for me! Yippiee!

#dailylife #momwins

My brother said something stupid about the wildfires in CA being caused by DEI. My mother hung up on him. Mom for the win. #momwins #boysdrool

I am growing 4 kinds of #garlic in my #garden this year. That’s the most I’ve ever planted! 💪🏽

…Actually I got my kids to plant it for me. But it still feels like I did it, because I did all the work required for them to be capable of that. It took years.

#momwins #mothersday #mom #momcomedy

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Friday check-in: You kept a little human alive and loved. Everything else is bonus. ✨ #MomWins

Midweek mayhem ahead, but for now… coffee, quiet, cuddles. That’s the real success. ☁️ #MomWins

Weighted blanket… Kid immediately snoring… Why has no one told me about this magic before?

#momlife #parenting #normalizenormal #momwins

bribing the children
to stay off icy roads
with pizza
#momwins

Good morning friends, kiddo and I slept through the night. #momwins

Started my day by finishing *and* throwing out one bottle from the shower. Only 11 more to go!
#momwins

Apparently, talking in a low, almost whisper voice is more effective than yelling. Tested and approved. I’m basically a better mom already!

#momlife #parenting #normalizenormal #momwins

Me trying to get my teenager to be more professional in correspondence:
"Remember when Raymond Holt was texting Jake starting with 'Dear Jake,' and ending with 'Sincerely, Raymond Holt'"?
She loved it and is now writing to her teacher staring with "Dear Mr... and ending with sincerely..."
#momwins