3yo: *eating dinner* I make soup with it

Me: Okay...

3yo: With my mouth

Me: *realization hitting* Oh...

3yo: *spits chewed up food into spoon*

Me: Oh no...

3yo: See? *Drinks from spoon*

Me: Yup definitely saw that...

#parentingisfun #kidsaregross

My 8yo just made himself a bowl of dry Frosted Flakes, salami, and turkey lunch meat. But he thinks spaghetti is “gross”. 🍝

#kids #kidseat #kidsaregross #kidsareweird

Today confirmed middle schoolers will eat anything. They broke icicles off of the outside of my bus and ate them like popsicles. I've repeatedly told them the bus is covered in train soot and particles from the sceptic trucks we share a lot with. #poopsicles #bigback #kidsaregross #bus43chronicles

Painting rocks for the next few days, as it seems the stomach bug has hit our birthday boy. Who will be the last one standing? I think I’ll try defying gravity. #kindnessrocks #rockingpainting #tistheseason #kidsaregross #passionplanner #brumate

Can barely open my sore weepy eyes after trying a new family nit treatment last night. Is nit avoidance the real reason behind the rise of homeschooling? #kidsaregross

When you go to get ready for bed and there's a small pair of underpants hanging from your toothbrush, you have to stop for a sec and question your life choices. #kidsaregross