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AI Takes ICU Job, Gets Coffee Instead of Full Implementation Again

#AI #IntensiveCareUnit #FuturismFail #MedicalSatire #RobotsOnCoffeeBreak By: TheJestPress.com **AI in the ICU: Still Mostly Just PowerPoint Slides and ChadGPT** In what seemed like a plotline straight out of a dystopian…
AI Takes ICU Job, Gets Coffee Instead of Full Implementation Again
#AI #IntensiveCareUnit #FuturismFail #MedicalSatire #RobotsOnCoffeeBreak By: TheJestPress.com **AI in the ICU: Still Mostly Just PowerPoint Slides and ChadGPT** In what seemed like a plotline straight out of a dystopian future—minus the actual robots—medical researchers have announced the shocking results of their latest systematic review: Despite thousands of PowerPoint presentations and at least three startups named “CureBot,” not a single artificial intelligence model has achieved full implementation in the Intensive Care Unit (ICU).
thejestpress.com
July 23, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Schön, wenn man um 21:15 im Hauptjob #feierabend macht und es ist noch hell.
#nursing #nurselife #intensivecareunit #krupp
May 11, 2024 at 9:38 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
May 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Nachtschichtmodus.
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#nurse #malenurse #nursing #intensivecareunit #nightshift
September 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
February 20, 2024 at 6:34 AM
o.k., nachtschicht...passt wieder! tanz in den mai auffer maloche und der lorenz brummt!
#workworkwork #nightshift #nurselife #rüttenscheid #essencity #nursing #intensivecareunit #maifeiertag
April 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Annual standardized incidence of SE decreased from 18.0 in 2012 to 15.6 per 100 000 in 2019, reflecting an average annual decrease of 1.9%.
doi.org/10.1111/epi....

#epilepsy #ILAE #Epilepsia #epidemiology #incidence #intensivecareunit #statusepilepticus
September 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Letter to Editor
Polyintoxication with cenobamate, perampanel, and carbamazepine: A complex case report
#Intoxication #Antiepileptics #IntensiveCareUnit #Pharmacokinetics #DrugInteractions
www.em-consulte.com/article/1710...
Polyintoxication with cenobamate, perampanel, and carbamazepine: A complex case report
Polyintoxication with cenobamate, perampanel, and carbamazepine: A complex case report
www.em-consulte.com
December 19, 2024 at 12:59 PM
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April 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM