February 14, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I was a teenager when my Dad suddenly moved the family to a house at the bottom of a mountain
It took me ages to get over it.
#LunchPun #Humoursky
It took me ages to get over it.
#LunchPun #Humoursky
February 14, 2026 at 12:00 PM
I was a teenager when my Dad suddenly moved the family to a house at the bottom of a mountain
It took me ages to get over it.
#LunchPun #Humoursky
It took me ages to get over it.
#LunchPun #Humoursky
This Valentine's day I'm treating my Wife with a visit to a Spa
She usually just shops in Co-op.
#Humoursky #ValentinesDay
She usually just shops in Co-op.
#Humoursky #ValentinesDay
February 14, 2026 at 10:25 AM
This Valentine's day I'm treating my Wife with a visit to a Spa
She usually just shops in Co-op.
#Humoursky #ValentinesDay
She usually just shops in Co-op.
#Humoursky #ValentinesDay
February 14, 2026 at 10:05 AM
February 14, 2026 at 3:43 AM
My local garden center offers a "carry to car" service. Apparently it doesn't extend to customers.
#humour #humoursky
#humour #humoursky
February 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
My local garden center offers a "carry to car" service. Apparently it doesn't extend to customers.
#humour #humoursky
#humour #humoursky
February 13, 2026 at 8:05 PM
My Girlfriend asked me to wear a lab coat in the bedroom
I think she's wanting to experiment sexually.
#Humoursky
I think she's wanting to experiment sexually.
#Humoursky
February 13, 2026 at 11:01 AM
My Girlfriend asked me to wear a lab coat in the bedroom
I think she's wanting to experiment sexually.
#Humoursky
I think she's wanting to experiment sexually.
#Humoursky
In the song "Hazard" by Richard Marx, he guest states:
"She went out walking all alone and never came home", then not a minute later, he states "I swear I left her by the river".
Sorry mate, you can't get your story straight. Guilty as hell.
#humour #humoursky
"She went out walking all alone and never came home", then not a minute later, he states "I swear I left her by the river".
Sorry mate, you can't get your story straight. Guilty as hell.
#humour #humoursky
February 12, 2026 at 4:09 PM
In the song "Hazard" by Richard Marx, he guest states:
"She went out walking all alone and never came home", then not a minute later, he states "I swear I left her by the river".
Sorry mate, you can't get your story straight. Guilty as hell.
#humour #humoursky
"She went out walking all alone and never came home", then not a minute later, he states "I swear I left her by the river".
Sorry mate, you can't get your story straight. Guilty as hell.
#humour #humoursky
I don't like spending money,so I bought a mirror from Temu
People say it reflects badly on me.
#LunchPun #Humoursky
People say it reflects badly on me.
#LunchPun #Humoursky
February 12, 2026 at 12:53 PM
I don't like spending money,so I bought a mirror from Temu
People say it reflects badly on me.
#LunchPun #Humoursky
People say it reflects badly on me.
#LunchPun #Humoursky
February 12, 2026 at 11:31 AM
I Googled my symptoms and it said sprinkle with grated cheese and grill for 10 minutes.
#humour #humoursky
#humour #humoursky
February 11, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I Googled my symptoms and it said sprinkle with grated cheese and grill for 10 minutes.
#humour #humoursky
#humour #humoursky
When porn was available on DVD I splashed out on a new player
The bloke at Curry's was livid.
#LunchPun #Humoursky
The bloke at Curry's was livid.
#LunchPun #Humoursky
February 10, 2026 at 12:18 PM
When porn was available on DVD I splashed out on a new player
The bloke at Curry's was livid.
#LunchPun #Humoursky
The bloke at Curry's was livid.
#LunchPun #Humoursky
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 AM
February 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
February 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
February 9, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I was very disappointed when I switched on to watch the #curling
Not one person was getting a perm.
#LunchPun #HumourSky
Not one person was getting a perm.
#LunchPun #HumourSky
February 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I was very disappointed when I switched on to watch the #curling
Not one person was getting a perm.
#LunchPun #HumourSky
Not one person was getting a perm.
#LunchPun #HumourSky
I got Sir Lancelot to balance a chicken breast on his head
The recipe said to marinate over knight.
#LunchPun #Humoursky
The recipe said to marinate over knight.
#LunchPun #Humoursky
February 8, 2026 at 12:46 PM
I got Sir Lancelot to balance a chicken breast on his head
The recipe said to marinate over knight.
#LunchPun #Humoursky
The recipe said to marinate over knight.
#LunchPun #Humoursky
I bought a camouflage jacket for my chameleon and now I can't find either of them.
#humour #humoursky
#humour #humoursky
February 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I bought a camouflage jacket for my chameleon and now I can't find either of them.
#humour #humoursky
#humour #humoursky
February 7, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Full of chaos
and high-jinks,
this dragons booty
makes such a STINK!💨
www.amazon.co.uk/Poop-Dragon-... #humoursky #parentinghour #readingwithlittles #internationalbookgivingday #readalong #booksmakeperfectgifts #childrensky
and high-jinks,
this dragons booty
makes such a STINK!💨
www.amazon.co.uk/Poop-Dragon-... #humoursky #parentinghour #readingwithlittles #internationalbookgivingday #readalong #booksmakeperfectgifts #childrensky
February 6, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Full of chaos
and high-jinks,
this dragons booty
makes such a STINK!💨
www.amazon.co.uk/Poop-Dragon-... #humoursky #parentinghour #readingwithlittles #internationalbookgivingday #readalong #booksmakeperfectgifts #childrensky
and high-jinks,
this dragons booty
makes such a STINK!💨
www.amazon.co.uk/Poop-Dragon-... #humoursky #parentinghour #readingwithlittles #internationalbookgivingday #readalong #booksmakeperfectgifts #childrensky
February 6, 2026 at 3:54 PM
February 6, 2026 at 9:45 AM