JohnnyDcm
@johnnydcm.bsky.social
Guitarist in my new band, Ground Zero.
If you like my jokes, I will follow you. And you will like it.
Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space.
Link to my music:
https://johndaviesinfo.weebly.com/
If you like my jokes, I will follow you. And you will like it.
Writing songs didn't work out, so I'm trying out writing a couple of novels. Watch this space.
Link to my music:
https://johndaviesinfo.weebly.com/
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JohnnyDcm
@johnnydcm.bsky.social
· Nov 13
February 15, 2026 at 8:51 PM
February 14, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Why do ads for perfume or aftershave have absolutely nothing to do with the actual product?!?
February 14, 2026 at 10:09 AM
Why do ads for perfume or aftershave have absolutely nothing to do with the actual product?!?
February 14, 2026 at 10:05 AM
February 14, 2026 at 3:43 AM
My local garden center offers a "carry to car" service. Apparently it doesn't extend to customers.
#humour #humoursky
#humour #humoursky
February 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
My local garden center offers a "carry to car" service. Apparently it doesn't extend to customers.
#humour #humoursky
#humour #humoursky
February 13, 2026 at 8:05 PM
@khakipillowslip.bsky.social Found you on here. Same geeza from Twitter.
February 13, 2026 at 4:18 PM
@khakipillowslip.bsky.social Found you on here. Same geeza from Twitter.
I'm so happy, I'm going to bleed my radiators.
February 13, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I'm so happy, I'm going to bleed my radiators.
In the song "Hazard" by Richard Marx, he guest states:
"She went out walking all alone and never came home", then not a minute later, he states "I swear I left her by the river".
Sorry mate, you can't get your story straight. Guilty as hell.
#humour #humoursky
"She went out walking all alone and never came home", then not a minute later, he states "I swear I left her by the river".
Sorry mate, you can't get your story straight. Guilty as hell.
#humour #humoursky
February 12, 2026 at 4:09 PM
In the song "Hazard" by Richard Marx, he guest states:
"She went out walking all alone and never came home", then not a minute later, he states "I swear I left her by the river".
Sorry mate, you can't get your story straight. Guilty as hell.
#humour #humoursky
"She went out walking all alone and never came home", then not a minute later, he states "I swear I left her by the river".
Sorry mate, you can't get your story straight. Guilty as hell.
#humour #humoursky
February 12, 2026 at 11:31 AM
I Googled my symptoms and it said sprinkle with grated cheese and grill for 10 minutes.
#humour #humoursky
#humour #humoursky
February 11, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I Googled my symptoms and it said sprinkle with grated cheese and grill for 10 minutes.
#humour #humoursky
#humour #humoursky
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 AM
February 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
February 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
February 9, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I bought a camouflage jacket for my chameleon and now I can't find either of them.
#humour #humoursky
#humour #humoursky
February 7, 2026 at 6:21 PM
I bought a camouflage jacket for my chameleon and now I can't find either of them.
#humour #humoursky
#humour #humoursky
February 7, 2026 at 3:16 PM
February 6, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 10:18 PM
February 5, 2026 at 3:31 PM