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peppermintplankton.bsky.social
the real menace behind the calamitous propagation of the purported "Great Replacement Theory" has at long last been uncovered
Pillsbury doughboy Poppin Fresh & his old lady, Poppie Fresh; his senior parents: a male child: an infant daughter & a puppy: all with piercing blue eyes & white complexion identifiers taken from HuffPost: Granmommer — Poppin’s grandmother Granpopper — Poppin’s grandfather Popper and Bun Bun — Poppin’s two children, a son and daughter Flapjack — the family dog Not pictured: Biscuit — the family cat Uncle Rollie — Poppin’s uncle, who drove a little blue car
February 18, 2026 at 8:15 PM
aotearoa-nz.bsky.social
He has a nuclear family, so maybe he's a Canadian mole?
He Has a Family If you were worried that the Pillsbury Doughboy might be lonely considering he’s the only dough-human that most of us have ever heard of, worry no more. In 1972, Poppin’ Fresh was given a family. Pillsbury began selling doll sets that included Poppie Fresh (the Pillsbury Doughboy’s wife, girlfriend, or sister, no one really knows), Granmommer and Granpopper (his grandparents), Popper and Bun-Bun (a son and a daughter), Flapjack and Biscuit (a family dog and cat), and Uncle Rollie
May 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
bigtlb.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Think of the kids!

"The Pillsbury Doughboy Has A Family — And A Real Name"

https://www.thetakeout.com/1780993/pillsbury-doughboy-family-poppin-fresh/

#poppinfresh #poppiefresh #pillsbury #mascot #food #foodmascot #bunbun #popper #granmommer #granpopper #unclerollie #flapjack #biscuit #funny […]
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February 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
discontinuedfoods.bsky.social
For those curious, here's how the Pillsbury Doughboy's family worked out:
Poppie Fresh (wife)
Granpopper (grandpa)
Granmommer (grandma)
Popper and Bunbun Fresh (toddler son and baby daughter) Flapjack (dog)
Biscuit (cat)
Rollie (uncle)
November 14, 2023 at 12:53 PM