The Patriarchy murdered President Zachary Taylor to keep you from finding out that you can have girlbrunch for boydinner (three quarters of a pound of black cherries and three heaping teaspoons of creme fraiche).

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If I'm girlcalling brunch "girlbrunch", doesn't the double negative rule apply?