“Buyers Remorse” Reading through the news and wondering … is this a headline or the plot of a reality show? #dystopian #drama #democracy #MakeAmericaThinkAgain #theresistance #gardenofdoom

We are now picking a pound of tomatoes 3-5 times per day and not keeping ahead of the tomato mass #GardenofDoom

Most of my tomatoes are planted! The garden is starting. (Bonus: volunteer Swiss chard that doesn’t know what it’s in for.) #GardenOfDoom

I got an email from a plant nursery that promised tips to “unleash the power of homegrown tomatoes,” and my wife has asked that I please NOT do that because our tomatoes are already too powerful and should not be unleashed #gardenofdoom

I’m reading every fresh tomato recipe on the internet. Today I picked six pounds of cherry tomatoes and there’s at least that much still out there. Yesterday I froze eight pounds of them. Four days ago we used 11 pounds in a single night and still had more. It’s A Lot. #GardenOfDoom

We’ve reached the “forcing tomatoes on people” part of #GardenofDoom season and my sister is about to go out of town.

D&D group, I’m sorry, but you’re next in the line of fire

First tomato of the season! #GardenOfDoom