#elliekemper
“I’m desperate to get back in Erin’s good graces, but she keeps ignoring me. I’ve resorted to sending her a naked picture of myself to try to win her back.”
#TheOffice #Gabe #Erin #EllieKemper
January 1, 2026 at 9:11 PM
“Oscar said that the reason Pam came on my face was because I had such great oral skills. Which is surprising because I failed Speech in high school.”
#TheOffice #Erin #EllieKemper
January 1, 2026 at 5:59 PM
“Actually, Pam wasn’t really peeing on you. Apparently you were so good at giving her oral pleasure that she achieved an intense squirting orgasm.”
#TheOffice #oscar #Erin #Pam #elliekemper #jennafischer
January 1, 2026 at 5:53 PM
“I had no idea Pam and Jim were so kinky. Jim kept putting his thing in my butt, and Pam peed on me.”
#TheOffice #erin #pamandjim #elliekemper
January 1, 2026 at 1:51 PM
“Pam and Jim make such a great couple. They invited me over tonight. I hope we make a great triple.”
#TheOffice #erin #pamandjim #elliekemper
December 28, 2025 at 12:21 PM
“Aww, Pam was so sweet to say that! To be honest, I was aroused too, knowing her and Jim were watching me.”
“Does she really think I have a cute butt?
#TheOffice #erin #pam #elliekemper #jennafischer
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Kelly: “Erin was so brave to that. She looked so good in that white bikini. Too bad she got all muddy.”

Ryan: “I thought the other chick was the hottest chick in the joint. Um…er…except for Kelly, of course.”
#TheOffice #kellykapoor #ryan #erin #mindykaling #elliekemper
December 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Jan is coming from corporate for a visit. She said she wanted to talk to me personally. I’m so excited!
#TheOffice #erin #janlevinson #elliekemper #melorahardin
December 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Kevin must have a cramp. His been at his desk all day, rubbing his leg. I asked if he needed any help, and he just smiled at me. He’s so sweet!”
#TheOffice #erin #kevin #elliekemper #masturbating
December 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Karen: “Erin told me she gets $500 for wrestling in the nude. $600 if she wins.”

Pam: “You’re not thinking of trying it, are you?”

Karen: “I will if you will.”

#TheOffice #karen #pam #erin #rashidajones #jennafischer #elliekemper
December 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
“So Erin is into mud wrestling. I wouldn’t mind having a go with her. But I’m more of an oil wrestler.”

#TheOffice #nellie #erin #catherinetate #elliekemper
December 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
“Darryl seems nice. He offered to show me his salami. I didn’t have the heart to tell him I’m a vegetarian.”

#TheOffice #erinhannon #darryl
#elliekemper
December 16, 2025 at 4:30 AM
“Wait a minute. Jim dumps me for Pam, then wants to have a threesome with THIS dizzy bitch?

#TheOffice #karenfilipelli #erinhannon #pambeesly #rashidajones #elliekemper #jennafischer
December 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
“Pam and Jim invited me to join them for a ménage à trois. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds French so it must be nice.
#theoffice #erinhannon #pamandjim #elliekemper #jennafischer
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
“Jim and I are going to ask Erin to join us for a threesome. With my lesbian curiosity and Jim’s fixation on anal sex, something I’m not willing to try, we figured with Erin’s exposure to adult entertainment, she might be interested.”
#theoffice #jimandpam #erinhannon #jennafischer #elliekemper
December 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
“I think it’s totally awesome that Erin has a side job as an exotic dancer. I always wanted to dance naked in front of strangers. Lord knows I have the killer body for it.”
#theoffice #kellykapoor #erin #mindykaling #elliekemper
December 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
“I don’t think Pam or Angela like me. They keep staring at me, then look away, shaking their heads. I wonder if Creed told them about my other job?”
#theoffice #erinhannon #elliekemper
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“Erin, a stripper? Nah, I don’t think so. She won’t take her clothes off for me.”
#theoffice #andybernard #erinhannon #elliekemper
December 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
“Well, who would have guessed. Another stripper in the office. I haven’t flashed my firebox in years. Those were the days.”
#theoffice #meredith #erinhannon #kateflannery #elliekemper
December 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
So little Miss Goody TwoShoes likes to take her clothes off in front of dirty old men. Big surprise.
#theoffice #angela #erinhannon #angelakinsey #elliekemper
December 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Erin is a stripper? Our Erin? She doesn’t seem like the type. Even though she does have a cute little butt.
#theoffice #pambeesly #erinhannon #jennafischer #elliekemper
December 13, 2025 at 8:59 PM
“Oh, No! I’ve got a match scheduled with Lora next week! I don’t think she’s ever lost! Please don’t tell me Creed will be in the front row again!”
#theoffice #erinhannon #elliekemper
December 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
“Yup. The Landing Strip. Every other Wednesday. I thought I recognized that guy. He sat right up front on Mud Wrestling night. Kinda creepy.”
#theoffice #erinhannon #elliekemper
December 13, 2025 at 4:20 PM
“I like Andy! He may not be the most handsome man, or the smartest, or very talented or well-endowed, but I like him.”
#theoffice #erinhannon #elliekemper
December 13, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Great. Just what this company needs…another whore. It’s sickening how she and Andy drool over each other. She’s going to be very disappointed.
#theoffice #erinhannon #elliekemper #angelakinsey
December 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM