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“Of course I’ll be in Scranton for April’s oil wrestling match. We support our athletes here in Pawnee.”
#ParksandRec #LeslieKnope #AmyPoehler
January 17, 2026 at 11:17 AM
“Dwight is dragging me along to watch Erin roll around naked with another woman. He claims that he needs a witness for her kinky criminal behavior. Judging by the bulge in his trousers, I think it turns him on.”
#TheOffice #AngelaKinsey
January 16, 2026 at 7:57 PM
“Karen changed her mind. She’s going to go with Jim and I to watch Erin’s show, then join us later on for who knows what?”
#TheOffice #JimandPam #KarenFilippelli #JennaFischer #RashidaJones
January 16, 2026 at 6:11 AM
“Andy signed me up for some stupid oil wrestling event. We’re gonna make like a million dollars, but we have to drive all the way to Scranton, Pennsylvania for it.”
#ParksandRec #AprilLudgate #AubreyPlaza
January 15, 2026 at 10:56 PM
“I’ve seen nude oil wrestling a few times. My advice for Erin is pretty simple. Forget about your opponent’s titties and focus on her pussy. Once you get between her legs, she won’t stand a chance.”
#TheOffice
January 15, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I bet against Erin and put $100 on the girl from Indiana. I mean what if it’s Caitlin Clark or Danica Patrick? That would be awesome.”
#TheOffice
January 15, 2026 at 2:44 PM
“I bought a bottle of baby oil for later tonight in case Holly wants to get freaky after the show.”
#TheOffice
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 PM
“Michael and I are going to attend the oil wrestling show. Sounds like it could be very erotic. I can’t wait to see Erin’s naked body glistening with oil.”
#TheOffice #MichaelScott #HollyFlax #AmyRyan
January 15, 2026 at 1:40 PM
“I’ve decided to take Pam and Jim up on their offer. Who knows where it will lead? Maybe it’s my chance to win Jim back. Not that he deserves someone like me. It’s just that I hate losing.”
#TheOffice #KarenFilippelli #PamandJim #RashidaJones
January 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
“Karen seemed offended when I invited her to join Jim and I for a night of passionate sex. I’ll give her a couple more days to think about it.”
#TheOffice #PamBeesly
January 14, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Jim and Pam are developing a new lifestyle as swingers. She just asked if I was interested in joining them for some fun. UNBELIEVABLE!! She does realize she stole Jim from me, doesn’t she?”
#TheOffice #KarenFilippelli #RashidaJones
January 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
“I invited Erin over to my place for some one on one nude oil wrestling practice….she said no thank you. I guess she’s not too concerned with winning.”
#TheOffice #meredith #KateFlannery
January 13, 2026 at 4:44 PM
“Personally, I prefer mud wrestling. But I’ll be there for the oil wrestling.”
#TheOffice
January 12, 2026 at 5:10 PM
“I know Jan said I’m not supposed to do any stripping on the side, but it’s Oil Wrestling next week, and I have a match scheduled with a girl from Indiana. I can’t back out if she comes all this way. Besides, it pays $1000!”
#TheOffice #Erin #EllieKemper
January 9, 2026 at 11:00 PM
“I did it. I took the blowup doll that looks like Angela. It’s the closest I’ll ever get to having sex with her.”
#TheOffice
January 8, 2026 at 9:39 PM
“The only reason I would have taken that Angela sex doll is to use it for a punching bag.”
#TheOffice #PamBeesly #JennaFischer
January 8, 2026 at 8:00 PM
“We can’t rule out Pam. Everyone knows she’s been jealous of me. I can’t help it if she’s chunky and I’m petite.”
#TheOffice #AngelaKinsey #JennaFischer #theofficeladies
January 8, 2026 at 7:57 PM
“Well, we can all agree that I didn’t take it. And I can vouch for Ryan. He doesn’t need a sex doll when he has me.”
#TheOffice #KellyKapoor #RyanHoward #MindyKaling
January 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
“That does not look like me!! I would never spread my legs like that!”
#TheOffice #AngelaKinsey
January 8, 2026 at 7:39 PM
“Kidnapping is a very serious offense. I’ll work day and night to return Angela…I mean the blow-up doll to safety.”
#TheOffice
January 8, 2026 at 7:17 PM
“The blow-up doll is missing. I think someone stole it. Who steals a blow-up doll?”
#TheOffice
January 8, 2026 at 7:13 PM
“Um…No…It’s not mine. I got it for Dwight.”
#TheOffice
January 8, 2026 at 4:50 PM
“That’s the first time I was ever on the receiving end of a strapon. I kinda liked it!”
#TheOffice #KarenFilippelli #JanLevinson #RashidaJones #strapon
January 8, 2026 at 4:31 PM
“Dominating Karen didn’t go exactly like I planned. She seemed to enjoy it. What fun is that?”
#TheOffice #JanLevinson #KarenFilippelli #MeloraHardin #strapon
January 8, 2026 at 3:24 PM
“I went to Jan’s hotel room. She came out of the bathroom wearing a strapon dildo, like that would intimidate me. Nice try. I own three of them.”
#TheOffice #KarenFilippelli #JanLevinson #RashidaJones
January 8, 2026 at 2:45 PM