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“That didn’t look so bad. Erin should’ve beat that skinny bitch. It’s like she stopped trying when she lost her top. Big deal. We see your tits.”
“I’m definitely signing up for this. Easy money!”
#TheOffice #karen #erin #rashidajones
December 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Kelly: “Erin was so brave to that. She looked so good in that white bikini. Too bad she got all muddy.”

Ryan: “I thought the other chick was the hottest chick in the joint. Um…er…except for Kelly, of course.”
#TheOffice #kellykapoor #ryan #erin #mindykaling #elliekemper
December 25, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“It was so cool watching the mud wrestling last night. Especially when Erin lost her top and we got to see her titties!”
#TheOffice #kevin #erin
December 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
“It was exciting having all my friends there watching me, but wrestling in mud can be very tricky. I didn’t do so well.”
December 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
December 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
“I was a bit surprised to hear about Erin’s other job dancing naked. And even more surprised to hear that a lot of people in this office are going to go watch.”
#TheOffice #phyllis #erin
December 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Pam: “We’ll be there tonight to support Erin.”

Jim: “That, and we’re huge fans of mud wrestling.”
December 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
“I’m kinda nervous about my side job at “The Landing Strip” tonight. All of my coworkers will be there. That’s a lot of pressure to put on someone who is wrestling in mud.”
December 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
December 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
“Really, Michael? Mud Wrestling?”
#TheOffice #holly #michaelscott #amyryan
December 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
“A few of us are going to see Erin perform tonight. Who knows? If it goes well, maybe we’ll have our own mud wrestling in the warehouse. Maybe Pam vs Angela, or Kelly vs Karen, or even Holly vs Jan?”
#TheOffice #michaelscott #kellykapoor #erinhannon #pambeesly
December 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
“Apparently, I have to go to a freakin’ STRIP JOINT just to see my girlfriend naked!”
#TheOffice #andy #erin
December 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
“I just found out what a ménage à trois is, and between you and me, I think Jim and Pam might want to have sex with me.”
December 20, 2025 at 3:36 PM
“Well, at least Jan agrees with me. Whorish behavior is unacceptable. But I am curious about her plans for Pam and Karen.
#TheOffice #angela #janlevinson #pamandkaren #angelakinsey
December 20, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Jan is coming from corporate for a visit. She said she wanted to talk to me personally. I’m so excited!
#TheOffice #erin #janlevinson #elliekemper #melorahardin
December 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
“Yes, Angela. I agree. We’ll just have to show this new receptionist who is in charge. And don’t worry about Pam and Karen. I have plans for them, too.”
#TheOffice #janlevinson #melorahardin
December 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
“This has gotten out of control! All the guys are drooling over Erin. I caught Kevin playing with himself at his desk. Pam and Karen are thinking of joining her as strippers. And every time I go to tinkle, I have the feeling someone is watching me. I’m calling Jan!!”
#TheOffice #angelakinsey
December 19, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Kevin must have a cramp. His been at his desk all day, rubbing his leg. I asked if he needed any help, and he just smiled at me. He’s so sweet!”
#TheOffice #erin #kevin #elliekemper #masturbating
December 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
“Well well well! Looks like our shy little redhead isn’t so shy! Maybe she’ll stroke my pud if we play in the mud!”
December 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Karen: “Erin told me she gets $500 for wrestling in the nude. $600 if she wins.”

Pam: “You’re not thinking of trying it, are you?”

Karen: “I will if you will.”

#TheOffice #karen #pam #erin #rashidajones #jennafischer #elliekemper
December 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
“The hidden camera wasn’t such a good idea. I saw Angela & Kelly peeing, Meredith sneaking a few swigs of liquor, and Pam using way too much toilet paper. The only evidence I have on Erin is that she likes to wear different colored panties.”
#TheOffice #dwight #erin #angela #kelly #meredith #pam
December 18, 2025 at 9:15 PM
“As a volunteer sheriff’s deputy, I’m conducting an investigation into Erin’s personal life. I’ve got my eye on her.”
“Literally, I installed a hidden camera in the women’s bathroom.”
#TheOffice #dwight #erin
December 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
“Actually, nudity is very healthy. I support Erin’s venture into exotic dancing.”
#TheOffice #oscar #erin
December 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
“So Erin is into mud wrestling. I wouldn’t mind having a go with her. But I’m more of an oil wrestler.”

#TheOffice #nellie #erin #catherinetate #elliekemper
December 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
That new receptionist is kinda ditzy. I said to Michael, “I wonder who she had to sleep with to get that job?”
December 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM