#ejeculate
January 5, 2026 at 3:41 AM
…who appeared only via a cookbook but I could hear her voice in the recipes.

One recipe called for, and a sidebar gave instructions how to harvest, ejeculate from a dog (specifically a cocker spaniel)!

There was driving, which is odd since I haven't driven for a quarter of a century, honey ants…
November 11, 2023 at 9:16 PM
August 8, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Retired writer & researcher, here, I’ll get Frank the info.

I included a salty video. Context: post-partum coitus waiting period is over, NO contraception was used, the couple have THREE boys, just before the husband was about to ejeculate INSIDE his wife, he whispered, “This could be our girl.”
November 27, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Does this mean ex FBI Director Comey is going to ejeculate a "coup" Mmmm ok. Fucking Fox talk about jerk offs
Comer accuses Comey of trying to "jizz up" a coup
May 17, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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April 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
you won't believe this, but the men in Mötley Crüe — a band whose biography opens with an anecdote about a woman's ample female ejeculate — did untoward sex stuff
September 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
breaking into the linguistics department of my local university and shouting WHY ISN'T IT CALLED EJECULATE until I'm shot dead by forty university cops who inexplicably have assault rifles and body armor despite not technically being officers of the law
September 28, 2023 at 9:28 AM
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June 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Cock blows as tongues lick
#cumshot #orgasm #ejeculate #sperm #semen #cum
April 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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April 13, 2025 at 3:08 AM
If they are truly pro-life they did. It should be against the law for a man to ejeculate unless the purpose is to create life. Otherwise, it should be considered an abortion and illegal in many states.
May 20, 2024 at 12:25 AM
April 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Dumping his sperm into his bros asshole. Love the way his penis throbs as he ejaculates.

#top #alpha #fucking #gay #gaysex #bros #brobonding #raw #cum #cumdump #breeding #bottom #ballcap #verbal #throb #climax #ejaculate
April 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
"Is there any part of this story that doesn't sound ejeculate adjacent?"

- Jon Stewart @thedailyshow.com

Cartoon: @deadder.bsky.social
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