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bifelicia319.bsky.social
Oh, lookie here, we actually got the new chapter up before we hit Trivia Night with our mum! 😁

All aboard, #BlitzoWhump lovers!

#WhatsTheTea #Stolitz #HumanAU #CoffeeshopAU #CozyRomanceWithASideOfTrauma #BlitzWhump #StolitzFics #HelluvaBossFics #HelluvaFics

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What's The Tea? BiFelicia319 Edit Chapter Chapter 22 Summary: litze has nightmares of his pas nd Stolas sure finally finds ou some shit! Here we go, darlings. Time to find out what happened to Blitzo on the night that changed his life forever. Trigger warnings for domestic violence/abuse. Notes: Welcome to (Helluva) Guava's Gulps for Ch 22! For this chapter, Guava says: Ch 22- Buckle Up and prepare for the Feels! Ô Comfort Tea Pick your favorite flavor tea and prepare it your way. If you don't have a comfort tea, feel free to try out some of these! For herbal/caffeine free friends: chamomile, lemon ginger, and peppermint are calming. Celestial Seasonings has a Tension Tamer tea that combines lemon, ginger, and peppermint. Please be cognizant if you have any sensitivities to specific herbs. For my caffeine freaks, a nice strong brew will do (Irish/British breakfast tea) with plenty of honey or other sweetener of your choice and a splash of milk if desired. Get the fuzzy weighted blankets out for this chapter! = Hot cocoa + coffee of choice It may just be the winter speaking, but immediately upon reading the first third of this chapter, I could only imagine some hot cocoa to warm Blitzo's battered soul. • Add some whipped cream and a candy cane to make it festive! Toss on some sprinkles for extra cheer! Oh and cookies for dipping of course. Happy Holidays/New Year Coffeeshop Vibes ff -- It's a pretty big chapter, so we're coming at you with three songs for this one. First up we have The Scientist by Coldplay -- When you're missing someone and you blame yourself for their loss Eternity by Alex Warren --Considering that the artist wrote this song for his deceased parents, this was too on point for how much Blitzo misses his mother this is me trying by Taylor Swift --Sometimes we all need the reminder that even the tiniest amount of trying is better than none at all and you'll always be good enough to the right people Find the What's The Tea playlist on Spotify and on YouTube! "Mom!!! Mommy, no!!! Momma, please!!!" Stolas sat bolt upright, disoriented and horrified at the broken, sobbing shrieks rending the night apart around him. "Blitzo?" he asked dumbly, trying to process why the screams were erupting from his sleeping boyfriend. Reality finally snapped his brain like a rubber band: Blitzo was caught in the throes of a nightmare! "Shit!!!" Stolas yelped in alarm as a broken howl of grief and horror ripped from the throat of his tormented lover before it dissolved into soul-shredding sobs. "Blitzo!" Stolas called helplessly to him, unsure of what to do, unsure if he should touch him, but completely unable to bear the thought of leaving his love alone in his dream hell. "Blitzo, darling, wake up!" He was about to yell for help when the bedroom door swung open and Ozzie swept in with a panicked Fizzie, sans his prosthetic legs, in his arms. The moment Ozzie lowered him to the bed, Fizz wasted no time squirming up to Blitzo and shaking him with a perfect mix of gentleness and urgency that only a best friend could get away with. "Blitzo! Buddy, you gotta wake up!" Fizzie pleaded, refusing to let up until, finally, the trapped
January 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM
bifelicia319.bsky.social
Finally got caught up replying to comments on Ch 21 and we should be able to get Ch 22 posted tomorrow 🫶🏻

#WhatsTheTea #Stolitz #HumanAU #CoffeeshopAU #CozyRomanceWithASideOfTrauma #HelluvaBossFics #StolitzFics #HelluvaFics
January 2, 2026 at 6:05 PM
lilytiger.vtubers.social
Third Story for A Dark Craving Series! #Huskerdust #AngelDust #Husk #CoffeeShopAU

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A Fluffy Pancake with Crispy Bacon - Lilpanther - Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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December 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
coffeehousesgst.bsky.social
#gego #sgst #sugusato #夏五 #jjkzines #jjkzine #coffeeshopau
Retweets appreciated!! 🤎
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#productionupdates
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December 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
bifelicia319.bsky.social
Fan service?

Nah, #WhatsTheTea is DEFINITELY shamelessly self-indulgent me-service 🥰

#Stolitz #CoffeeshopAU #CozyRomanceWithASideOfTrauma

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What's The Tea? BiFelicia319 Summary: Stolas is an actor who accidentally makes an ass out of himself at Blitzo's coffeeshop and things sure do happen! Okay, seriously, I still can't think of a decent summary of this t I'm so sorry Human Stolitz Coffeeshop AU initially born from a prompt generator that gave me "Celebrity AU", "Touch-starved" and "'But you're married!" Bit of an enemies-to-friends-to-lovers situation while Stolas navigates his way out from Stella & Paimon's thumbs, and Blitze struggles to keep his coffeeshop afloat. And then there's the abused foster girl, Loona, who may have a lot more in common with Blitzo than he could ever be prepared to deal with. Notes: • Human Stolitz Coffeeshop AU! I've been working on this since late-August (thought it was September, but nope! Notes say August!) and it's still a WIP! • Currently posting chapters once a month until I have the story written close enough to the end that I can start posting chapters more regularly. • This work is a collaborative effort with my friendos, Tori and Charlie and BELIEVE ME when I say that they're the ones who've breathed so much life into this story! I can't wait to have more brainstorming sessions about this story when life allows and I can't wait for y'all to see more of what they helped to create! <3 • I'm so FUCKING EXCITED to show y'all the fanart that GlitterKoneko created!!! Look for it below！⑤⑥但cI'm POSITIVELY OBSESSED!
December 19, 2025 at 5:21 PM
thavron.bsky.social
Oh look, a #GoodOmens Christmas fanfic, published right before Christmas! It's a human #CoffeeShopAU with a twist. Complete at 6,337 words. This story is inspired by It's a Wonderful Life and A Christmas Carol. Please mind the tags! #GoodOmensFanfic

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It’s a Miraculous Life - A Christmas Story Thavron Summary: That morning, as the sun had risen over London, Aziraphale had stood on the edge of the Thames and contemplated his place in the world. And because it was Christmas and a time for miracles, the Angel Gabriel had descended from the heavens to convince him to stay. So far, his efforts were underwhelming.
December 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
bifelicia319.bsky.social
For anyone who might be wondering, we’re going to be getting Ch 20 uploaded hopefully tonight;

Tomorrow evening at the latest 🙏🏻

But really hoping for tonight 🙏🏻

#WhatsTheTea #WIP #HelluvaFics #HelluvaBossFics #StolitzFics #CoffeeshopAU
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
bifelicia319.bsky.social
Not even sorry for the shameless self-plug of our #Stolitz #CoffeeshopAU 🤣

#WhatsTheTea

“The line of my FUCKS TO GIVE is going out the door and circling the block by now!”

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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“Either take the time to actually look at the menu and order something that we do serve, or Gee Tee Eff Oh!" He swept his arm towards the door for emphasis. Tall Man didn't even look. "Fine!" he barked. "I'll take a vanilla latte!" "Ha!" Blitzo seethed triumphantly. "Sucks to be you! My espresso machine shat out this morning!" He jabbed a thumb towards Frank for emphasis and Tall Man's gaze followed, taking in the sign that Blitzo had taped up. Which should have matched the sign Moxxie put on the door, but details. "And until I can get a new one in, I'm afraid you're stuck with regular, plain ol' coffee." "Ugh! Fine!" Tall Man snapped. "I'll take a large and please leave room for milk and sugar." Why do people say "please" if they're not even going to mean it? Pasting on an unpleasant, leering smile, Blitzo grabbed a large cup and asked, "What's the name?" Never mind that there wasn't anyone else here. At this point, Blitze had been shoved fully back into his commitment to be the asshole he wanted to see in the world. Tall Man's bitchy expression faltered. "Excuse me?" "Your name," Blitze growled through his teeth, still with that terrible smile. "As in, the name I should put on your cup?" Fucking DUH?! What was this fucking guy's deal, anyway? Was he just entirely new to ordering from a coffee house?? Even Starbucks gets your fucking name! Tall Man hesitated. And what he said next about put Blitzo on the floor. "You mean... you really don't know who I am?" To his credit, he winced immediately. Too bad he'd already put his foot in it too deeply for Blitzo to have aaaaaany sympathy. Blitzo started laughing as though he were on the verge of losing his sanity. "Ohhh, that's great. That's reeeeeally fucking rich!" he cackled. "Okay, Mr. Fancy Pants, since you seem to be that type? Lemme ask you this: "Have I fluttered even once since you came in here? Given any bodily indication that I know, much less give a flying fuck, who you are?!" The man's face, already reddened and grimacing from embarrassment, continued to get redder. "Well... no..." he answered with the first touch of meekness Blitzo had heard from him this whole encounter. "Well, then! Since I'm pretty sure we both know that I'm not supernaturally gifted with psychic powers, I am now just so curious as to why the fuck I should know who you are?" Blitzo glared at him, crossing his arms over his chest. Tall Man gaped helplessly, fumbling and faltering. "Well, I-" "Oh, now you're shy about it?! Interesting!!" "I'm an actor!" Tall Man yelped like he was begging for clemency. "Aww! How nice for you, Fancy Pants!" Blitzo sneered. "And which shitty little local basement theater should I haunt around to catch a glimpse of your fucking glory?!" Tall Man quickly switched from embarrassed back to pissed. "Oi! I'll have you know that I have brought home the EGOT!" "And what the actual fuck is an ERGOT?" Tall Man about popped a vein. "EGOT!" he shouted. "Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony???" Blitzo maintained his bland, bored, and completely unimpressed expression. "Who the fuck are they and why do I care?" Tall Man's outrage skyrocketed. "Wha-?! They're not 'who' they're 'what' and they just so happen to be the most prestigious awards of their respective art forms!" Blitzo shrugged like there were still no bells ringing. "I dunno, dude; you been in anything with horses in it?" Tall Man stammered some more before finally answering with, "..no?" Blitzo got great satisfaction out of shrugging at him. "Well, then, I probably haven't seen it." His satisfaction increased with the way Tall Man deflated in front of him. "So, in the meantime, I'm still gonna need a name. You're holding up my fucking line." Tall Man got confused and looked around. It was only them. No one else had come in since he'd arrived. "There's... there's no one else here?" His voice was tiny at this point. Blitzo went in for the kill. "Sure there are!" he sneered with deceptive cheerfulness. "The line of my fucks to give is going out the door and circling the block by now! "What's the fucking name already so I can get you your fucking coffee and so you can get the fuck outta my shop?!" Tall Man's lip quivered for a moment before finally replying with the requested name: "Stolas."
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
tylerontheinternet.bsky.social
Or, better yet, create a fanfic and put them in a CoffeeShopAU!
Jacob Wohl tweet saying, "I just a left a hipster coffee shop. It was packed with liberals, whispering amongst each other about what a commendable job President Trump did with Vladimir Putin this morning in Helsinki -- America is PROUD! american flag emoji"
November 15, 2025 at 2:16 AM
bifelicia319.bsky.social
Anyone wanna see Paimon be a diabolical shitheel only for Stolas and Blitzø to shove it right back in his face? 😈

It’s kinda delicious 😋

#StolitzFics #HelluvaFics #WhatsTheTea #Stolitz #CoffeeshopAU #CozyRomanceWithASideOfTrauma
November 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
bifelicia319.bsky.social
We gotta finally get caught up on comments we got during our past few months of struggling with non-verbal issues and then we’ll be getting Ch 19 posted in the next few days! 🥰

ENDLESS ADORATION to everyone who’s left comments! 🫶🏻

#WhatsTheTea #StolitzFics #HelluvaFics #Stolitz #CoffeeshopAU
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
karamzinovart.bsky.social
Sobre las normas de consentimiento de escenas subidas de tono en Bluesky, que quede claro que mis personajes consienten...
Bueno, algunos sí
Otros no, pero es que tienen su razones 😁☕

#OC #OriginalCharacters #ClipStudioPaint #CoffeeShopAu
October 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
theteaturtle.bsky.social
Finished my new fanfic after five days of constant writing! Am so proud to present it all to you~ give it a read if you're curious! #MLP #fanfiction #coffeeshopau www.fimfiction.net/story/584125...
Coffee Scented Sunrise
Donut Joe is paid a visit by Princess Celestia, with the two of them sharing coffee and a deep conversation together.
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October 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
oceaniceternity.sakurajima.moe.ap.brid.gy
Bruh after working in the service industry I have no idea why cafe AU's are so popular.

#fanfic #fanfiction #coffeeshopau
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
razterious.bsky.social
#LuciferWeek2025 Day 6: Family /Friends

Involuntary wingwoman

#hazbinhotel #radioapple #appleradio #Alastor #hazbinhotellucifer #duckiedeer #carmillacarmine #coffeeshopAU
Carmilla and Lucifer at Alastor’s cafe Carmilla: If you don’t ask him out, I won’t give you the circus carnival duck theatre collection Lucifer: bu-but Carmilla Carmilla: limited edition Lucifer: does he REALLY like me tho? He look angry seeing me, but still cute Carmilla: I will give it to my daughters instead 😤 Lucifer: okay, okay 😭 Alastor thinking Lucifer bringing a date: he haven’t come around for a while and he bring a date? What with that unbuttoned shirt? Also i’m not going to draw the whole cafe in full 🙂‍↔️
October 10, 2025 at 9:32 AM
bifelicia319.bsky.social
One of our favorite moments from Ch 18 of #WhatsTheTea 😂

It’s so much fun writing Stolas being so sassy and cheeky 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#StolitzFics #HelluvaFics #CoffeeshopAU #Stolitz
"Bitch, whaddya mean you won't let me pay you! That's illegal!" "Oh, pish-tosh, I'm happily donating my time! There's paperwork you can file for that, you know," Stolas smiled as he pointed out. "I knew that!" Blitzo clearly did not. But it was also clear that he didn't care. He blatantly thought it was wrong for his lover to work for him for free, which was adorable to a heartbreaking degree! "I just... I don't ever want to take advantage...," Blitzo tried to plead. Stolas, ever with that Autistic habit of interrupting, cut Blitzo off in his haste to be understood while the latter got a flat, annoyed look on his face that nearly provoked the former into squealing Cute Aggression! "Darling, I promise you are not taking advantage of me!" he laughed! Why, the very idea! "Working in the dish pit has been a relief, and that alone should convey the sheer amount of privilege I have! I don't need or want your money, my love, but you certainly do. Need it, I mean." He couldn't help but adore when Blitzo decided to be cheeky! "Oh, you don't want my money," he mocked without ire or malice. "What, my money not good enough for you, rich bitch?" He capped the unserious challenge with a wink and a kiss. Stolas laughed, kissing his boyfriend's palm with an affectionate nip. "Dearest, if you're going to insist on lavishing me with your money, you're going to have to be more creative than just trying to disguise it in a paycheck." That bit of sass, and the cute little peck on the nose he gave to punctuate it, had earned a guffawing, appreciative, "Ohhhhh, you audacious motherfucker!" from his beloved right then, followed by the most delectable, hair-pulling, neck-biting spanking in the supply closet where Blitzo dragged him after the shop had closed!
October 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
lucianhala.bsky.social
#oc-tober 2, coffee shop au
#oc #ocs #coffeeshopau
October 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
rustystarrz.bsky.social
I always see people have coffee shop au's with their characters, so I kinda did that (the characters are asher my fursona, and lionel, who is actively falling asleep) (human versions except ash's head)

#art #artist #furry #fursona #queerart #queerartist #bffs #friends #purple #coffeeshopau
October 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
excaluber2343.bsky.social
Day 2 is a Coffee Shop AU!!!

##oc_tober2025 #art ##Inktober2025 #stormythoc_tober2025 #coffeeshopau
October 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
sunnyshy14.bsky.social
Day 2 coffee shop au
##oc_tober2025 #art ##Inktober2025 #stormythoc_tober2025 #coffeeshopau
October 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
youseethehat.bsky.social
The ol real world coffee shop AU still tumbles around my head. Zidol would be a pretty good barista is he could actually smell the beans roasting rather than guessing based on scent data readouts 😂

#coffeeshopau #neonheat #queerart #queerpodcast
Zidol as a human rather than a robot is handing a mug of sweet flavored coffee to Athena, sheepishly accepting with a gym bag and workout clothes on. He looks pleased but embarrassed she’s back a third time today, and is a little worried about her caffeine intake. He’d never switch it to decaf without insisting first.
October 2, 2025 at 7:38 AM
coffeehousesgst.bsky.social
☕️ 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗢𝗥𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗖𝗟𝗢𝗦𝗘 𝗜𝗡 𝟯 𝗗𝗔𝗬𝗦 ☕️

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#gego #sgst #sugusato #夏五 #jjkzines #jjkzine #coffeeshopau
October 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
coffeehousesgst.bsky.social
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#gego #sgst #sugusato #夏五 #jjkzines #jjkzine #coffeeshopau
September 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
lighter-than-eir.bsky.social
More modern #CoffeeShopAU: Aquarium Date💖

[ #FFXIV ✦ #GPose ✦ #GPosers ✦ #EorzeaPhotos ✦ #FFXIVScreenshots ✦ #Hyur ✦ #Elezen ]
September 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
bifelicia319.bsky.social
There are 17 Chapters of #WhatsTheTea out as we speak 😁😁😁 complete with Tea and Coffee recommendations by the lovely @helluvaguava.bsky.social, and accompanying playlists on Spotify and YouTube (cause there’s one song that Spotify doesn’t have 😭😭)!

#Stolitz #CoffeeshopAU #UpdatesRegularly
September 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM