#WhatIHeardOnTheNews I could not unhear . . .
November 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
#WhatIHeardOnTheNews I could not unhear . . .
#WhatIHeardOnTheNews makes me feel like She doesn't actually know anything about what she is saying.
November 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
#WhatIHeardOnTheNews makes me feel like She doesn't actually know anything about what she is saying.
#WhatIHeardOnTheNews could kill my family ..but we'll have to wait for the news at 11.
November 4, 2025 at 12:57 AM
#WhatIHeardOnTheNews could kill my family ..but we'll have to wait for the news at 11.
#WhatIHeardOnTheNews feels like someone is pulling the strings behind the scene
November 4, 2025 at 12:51 AM
#WhatIHeardOnTheNews feels like someone is pulling the strings behind the scene
#WhatIHeardOnTheNews
"15 portaloos were stolen from a holding facility, when asked the police admitted they were at a loos end and had nothing to go on but after viewing CCTV footage they were hoping to flush the thieves out soon"
"15 portaloos were stolen from a holding facility, when asked the police admitted they were at a loos end and had nothing to go on but after viewing CCTV footage they were hoping to flush the thieves out soon"
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November 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
#WhatIHeardOnTheNews
"15 portaloos were stolen from a holding facility, when asked the police admitted they were at a loos end and had nothing to go on but after viewing CCTV footage they were hoping to flush the thieves out soon"
"15 portaloos were stolen from a holding facility, when asked the police admitted they were at a loos end and had nothing to go on but after viewing CCTV footage they were hoping to flush the thieves out soon"
#WhatIHeardOnTheNews
This is genuine, I swear
"A global warming conference in Denmark was cancelled due to blizzard conditions"
This is genuine, I swear
"A global warming conference in Denmark was cancelled due to blizzard conditions"
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November 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM
#WhatIHeardOnTheNews
This is genuine, I swear
"A global warming conference in Denmark was cancelled due to blizzard conditions"
This is genuine, I swear
"A global warming conference in Denmark was cancelled due to blizzard conditions"
An owl and a bear somehow got jiggy with it.🦉🐻
And was... blessed?🥚
#WhatIHeardOnTheNews
#FeelGoodEvenings #HashtagGame
And was... blessed?🥚
#WhatIHeardOnTheNews
#FeelGoodEvenings #HashtagGame
November 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
An owl and a bear somehow got jiggy with it.🦉🐻
And was... blessed?🥚
#WhatIHeardOnTheNews
#FeelGoodEvenings #HashtagGame
And was... blessed?🥚
#WhatIHeardOnTheNews
#FeelGoodEvenings #HashtagGame
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Andrew Battenberg Windsock has been reduced to the ranks after being a VICE Admiral ( Good title for an alleged pervy)
Now he's a plain Unable Semen"
Andrew Battenberg Windsock has been reduced to the ranks after being a VICE Admiral ( Good title for an alleged pervy)
Now he's a plain Unable Semen"
November 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Andrew Battenberg Windsock has been reduced to the ranks after being a VICE Admiral ( Good title for an alleged pervy)
Now he's a plain Unable Semen"
Andrew Battenberg Windsock has been reduced to the ranks after being a VICE Admiral ( Good title for an alleged pervy)
Now he's a plain Unable Semen"
#WhatIHeardOnTheNews
Interest rates change from zero to passing.
Interest rates change from zero to passing.
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November 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Interest rates change from zero to passing.
Interest rates change from zero to passing.
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💨x1* - democracy 🔓
💨x36 - ladd
💨x1* - gaza 🔓
💨x26 - blocklists
💨x25 - sunderland
💨x22 - retroactively
💨x1* - ukraine 🔓
💨x16 - norah
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💨x# | "Increased Trending Rate" for a Word (meaningful value; "💨x8 - burger" will mean "burger" is trending at 8 times its own normal rate for this time of day)
🔓 | "Unlocked" Ongoing Emergency Word (such words are not weighted down by their own previous usage; their *ongoing* increased usage--weeks, months, years--would otherwise move them down the list.)
[PREVIOUSLY USED]
⚠️💨# | "Trend Strength Rating"
⚠️🌀💨 | "Trend Strength Rating" (see above)
⚠️🌀 CAT. # | [same; "CAT." = Category, like hurricane]
💬# | 10min Post Count
🆎# | 10min Word Count
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November 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Bluesky's Top 10 Trending Words (past 10min):
💨x51 - vogue
💨x46 - tinho
💨x1* - democracy 🔓
💨x36 - ladd
💨x1* - gaza 🔓
💨x26 - blocklists
💨x25 - sunderland
💨x22 - retroactively
💨x1* - ukraine 🔓
💨x16 - norah
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Welcome our new insect overlords!
Welcome our new insect overlords!
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November 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Welcome our new insect overlords!
Welcome our new insect overlords!
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Run for your lives!
Run for your lives!
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November 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Run for your lives!
Run for your lives!
#WhatIHeardOnTheNews
Swimming pool closed due to flooding. 🙄
Swimming pool closed due to flooding. 🙄
November 3, 2025 at 9:34 PM
#WhatIHeardOnTheNews
Swimming pool closed due to flooding. 🙄
Swimming pool closed due to flooding. 🙄
#WhatIHeardOnTheNews
Teachers are going on strike, they say politicians just won't lesson.
Teachers are going on strike, they say politicians just won't lesson.
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November 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
#WhatIHeardOnTheNews
Teachers are going on strike, they say politicians just won't lesson.
Teachers are going on strike, they say politicians just won't lesson.
Bluesky's Top 10 Trending Words (past 10min):
💨x49 - vogue
💨x1* - democracy 🔓
💨x33 - ladd
💨x26 - mcneil
💨x1* - gaza 🔓
💨x21 - @teenvogue.com
💨x1* - ukraine 🔓
💨x19 - cristina
💨x18 - nast
💨x16 - o'donnell
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November 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
#WhatIHeardOnTheNews vendors radio was that his news was out of date
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November 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
#WhatIHeardOnTheNews vendors radio was that his news was out of date