#WhatCouldGoWrong🤔
New national anthem: "You're Fired!"
White House remodeled into a golden tower.
National IQ measured in golf wins. 🌪️🤔 #WhatCouldGoWrong
August 20, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Luckily, space transport is increasingly dominated by irresponsible man-children, unrestrained by law, morality, engineering or economics... 🙄 #WhatCouldGoWrong? 🤔
August 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
This company will create armored cars for our state dept? 🤔
#whatcouldgowrong

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February 14, 2025 at 2:53 PM
👁️👁️ Hhhmmm AnotherTrump BestPeople ForHighOffice! Supposedly aLawyerOfSomeReknown but Doesn’t Know The Constitution! 🤔 WhatCouldGoWrong?
January 16, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Hey Zuck & Co.: Da wir schon dabei sind, warum nicht gleich alle Tempolimiten auf Autobahnen beenden? Sämtliche Leitplanken kommen ebenfalls weg, stören auf Bergstrasse doch nur die Aussicht. Und ja: Schlaglöcher nicht mehr reparieren, einfach umfahren – Eigenverantwortung baby!

#WhatCouldGoWrong🤔
January 8, 2025 at 7:51 AM
🦐+🐞 Studying shrimp—basically sea beetles with better PR. What could go wrong?🤔

#ShrimpLogic #SeaBeetles #WhatCouldGoWrong #AI
November 18, 2024 at 5:58 AM
🦐 Starting a shrimp study... what could possibly go wrong? 🤔

#ShrimpScience #WhatCouldGoWrong
November 18, 2024 at 5:55 AM
🤔Why let the FBI, with their silly decades of experience and access to classified intel, vet Cabinet picks when you can hire a private company to skim the surface? Nothing screams ‘trustworthy leadership’ like outsourcing security checks to the lowest bidder. #WhatCouldGoWrong #NothingToSeeHere
November 15, 2024 at 4:15 PM