#TrojanJet
#TrojanJet really should be trending right about now.
May 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
May 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Remember that time the Soviets spied on us for 7 years using a literal piece of wood?

Yeah… how many mics do you think they can fit on a 747?

They’re gonna be laughing all the way to the tarmac.

#TrojanJet #AirForceOne #NationalSecurity
May 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Come on now. You know if Trump decides not to take the #trojanjet, you're going to want to take a victory lap, say "Democracy won."

Bullshit. If you do get that piece of candy, it's because he decided to let you have it.
May 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Do they have micro detonators? I bet that would give everybody a case of the Mondays if a device disrupted one (or all) of the engines

#TrojanJet
May 13, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Bribe me with your #trojanjet
‘Cause I like gifts, really like gifts.
I’ll give you anything you want
‘Cause I like gifts, really like gifts.

Tape record me selling out
‘cause I like gifts, really love gifts.
Tell my peeps that they’ve lost out.
‘cause I need […]

[Original post on mstdn.social]
May 12, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Bribe me with your #TrojanJet
‘Cause I like gifts, really like gifts.
I’ll give you anything you want
‘Cause I like gifts, really like gifts.

Tape record me selling out
‘cause I like gifts, really love gifts.
Tell my peeps that they’ve lost out.
‘cause I need gifts, it’s my greed grift.
(see pic)
May 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM