Sometimes, I don't even use deodorant... *sniffs armpit* but I definitely should... @BrodyChilds
#ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
#ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
November 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Sometimes, I don't even use deodorant... *sniffs armpit* but I definitely should... @BrodyChilds
#ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
#ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
Time is elastic... Like a pregnant woman's waistband. @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
November 19, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Time is elastic... Like a pregnant woman's waistband. @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
"Oh peanut butter... I'll always have you..." @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
November 19, 2024 at 3:01 PM
"Oh peanut butter... I'll always have you..." @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
"I can't write fantasy novels, I can only write back stories for fantasy novels." @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
November 19, 2024 at 3:01 PM
"I can't write fantasy novels, I can only write back stories for fantasy novels." @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
Life is just a series of events that happens in between the times you go to the bathroom... Sometimes it's what happens WHEN you're going to the bathroom and you completely miss it. #SmallBladderMan #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
November 19, 2024 at 3:00 PM
Life is just a series of events that happens in between the times you go to the bathroom... Sometimes it's what happens WHEN you're going to the bathroom and you completely miss it. #SmallBladderMan #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
I feel like prepositions are the only part of speech I understand. @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
November 19, 2024 at 2:59 PM
I feel like prepositions are the only part of speech I understand. @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
You don't even know how manic I can be! @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
November 19, 2024 at 2:58 PM
You don't even know how manic I can be! @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
*southern accent* What part of "I want a block of cheese" don't you understand? @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
November 19, 2024 at 2:57 PM
*southern accent* What part of "I want a block of cheese" don't you understand? @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
Brody was trying to ask Siri a random question to test something:
How... Fat is an albatross?
*Whispering* That's the only question I could think of...
(Doesn't get the results he wants)
You're not my real phone!!!
@BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
How... Fat is an albatross?
*Whispering* That's the only question I could think of...
(Doesn't get the results he wants)
You're not my real phone!!!
@BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
November 19, 2024 at 2:55 PM
Brody was trying to ask Siri a random question to test something:
How... Fat is an albatross?
*Whispering* That's the only question I could think of...
(Doesn't get the results he wants)
You're not my real phone!!!
@BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
How... Fat is an albatross?
*Whispering* That's the only question I could think of...
(Doesn't get the results he wants)
You're not my real phone!!!
@BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
Memory is 95% of the things that happened in the past. @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
November 19, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Memory is 95% of the things that happened in the past. @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
Go kiss a loaf of butter. - @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
November 19, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Go kiss a loaf of butter. - @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
Don't ever say the word 'periwinkle' to me again. @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
November 19, 2024 at 2:53 PM
Don't ever say the word 'periwinkle' to me again. @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
Autotune: digital helium. @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
November 19, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Autotune: digital helium. @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
Just because liberals like facts more than conservatives doesn't mean they BELONG to them... @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks #CheckYourFacts #JustTheFactsMaam
November 19, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Just because liberals like facts more than conservatives doesn't mean they BELONG to them... @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks #CheckYourFacts #JustTheFactsMaam
Don't judge me! You're not an expert on cheese expiration! @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
November 19, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Don't judge me! You're not an expert on cheese expiration! @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
There is just something that's so comforting about celery. @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
November 19, 2024 at 2:48 PM
There is just something that's so comforting about celery. @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
Do you think this movie is racist? @BrodyChilds #ThingsIhearWhenBrodySpeaks #Aladdin
November 19, 2024 at 2:47 PM
Do you think this movie is racist? @BrodyChilds #ThingsIhearWhenBrodySpeaks #Aladdin
Do they make Chinese alphabet soup? @BrodyChilds #ThingsIhearWhenBrodySpeaks
November 19, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Do they make Chinese alphabet soup? @BrodyChilds #ThingsIhearWhenBrodySpeaks
You're getting your hair cut at Walmart?... They should do haircuts at Dollar General... @BrodyChilds #ThingsIhearWhenBrodySpeaks
November 19, 2024 at 2:43 PM
You're getting your hair cut at Walmart?... They should do haircuts at Dollar General... @BrodyChilds #ThingsIhearWhenBrodySpeaks
I don't know what he wanted to do with her in the treehouse but I knew it was wrong. Because Baptist. #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks #Baptists
November 19, 2024 at 2:40 PM
I don't know what he wanted to do with her in the treehouse but I knew it was wrong. Because Baptist. #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks #Baptists
I was hoping to get one more good tweet tonight but... @BrodyChilds #ThingsIhearWhenBrodySpeaks
November 19, 2024 at 2:38 PM
I was hoping to get one more good tweet tonight but... @BrodyChilds #ThingsIhearWhenBrodySpeaks
Now I'm imagining if we had butts for hands. @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
November 19, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Now I'm imagining if we had butts for hands. @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
Dang! I have to get married soon so I can have someone to check my back for skin cancer! @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
November 19, 2024 at 2:35 PM
Dang! I have to get married soon so I can have someone to check my back for skin cancer! @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
It's my birthday, I'll sad if I want to. @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
November 19, 2024 at 2:35 PM
It's my birthday, I'll sad if I want to. @BrodyChilds #ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks