cherilynwise.bsky.social
@cherilynwise.bsky.social
My first official post here after importing my old tweets that no one cares about. I've had twitter since pretty much whenever it started and didn't want to lose all the previous versions of me. What's happening here?
November 19, 2024 at 4:46 PM
My FB is disabled because they said I violated community standards. Not sure what. I'm not sure whether to panic or breathe a sigh of relief...
November 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
How do people justify having typing noises turned on their phone in public? Also how do they stand it??
November 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Bored so on the dating apps...
Deal breakers:
No pics of face
Obsessed with Halloween
No actual bio
And so much more!
November 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Happy New Year!
November 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
I just redeemed points for $10 into my PayPal account. It takes a while but I'm sure I've gotten $50 at least over the last 2.5 years. Doesn't seem like a lot but all I do is sync my Fitbit and occasionally answer 2 min surveys. 🤷🏼‍♀️
November 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Controversial opinion: if you use the phrase "I seen" or can't keep you're vs your straight, I'm not sure you should have a role in the education of young minds. #grammarpolice #SorryNotSorry
November 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Personal opinion: when waiting at the grocery store for your grocery pickup, don't blast country music with your windows down. The millennial in the car next to you might lose her mind.
Quote: "This song makes me want to kiss someone in the rain." 🙄
November 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
I've been hate reading tweets and fb posts about... *Gestures wildly to the political landscape* Time to put the phone away and switch to rewatching The West Wing. It's only the... 8th time since 2016??
November 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
How to start a nonprofit:
Step 1: create a cool website.
Step 2: don't make any money.
Step 3: forget you're paying for the website.
November 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Me: ok, new tires an alignment were $700. I need to focus on adding that back to my savings account.
Also me: oooh, look! That shiny lens is on sale... Should I get it??
November 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
My FB feed right now: 1/2 mediocre cell phone shots of fireworks, 1/2 dog owners complaining about fireworks.
November 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Life in rural America in a state that legalized marijuana: is that smell a skunk... Or... "Skunk"...? I'd better hurry inside just I'm case. 😂 #RuralAmerica
November 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
I'm so sick of being an option or an extra and getting leftovers instead of first priority. From literally everyone.
November 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Me: Don't watch that RomCom. It's not great for your current mental state.
Also me: you know what I'm going to do? I'm gonna watch it even harder.
November 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Important Question for @FedEx Do you ever actually deliver packages on the day they're supposed to arrive? I've literally only ever had meal kits come on the actual anticipated delivery date. You are the reason I have trust issues.
November 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Irony: watching the new Julia Child show while eating Dunkaroos.
November 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Sometimes, I don't even use deodorant... *sniffs armpit* but I definitely should... @BrodyChilds
#ThingsIHearWhenBrodySpeaks
November 19, 2024 at 3:03 PM
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 13 Apr 2009 (via @twi_age).
November 19, 2024 at 3:02 PM
ISO someone wealthy to fund my extravagant travel goals. Or my not so extravagant travel goals. Tbh, I'm fine with budget travel. it's all expensive. And Oregon is far away.
November 19, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Tonight, I sent an email about adopting a cat... or two. Welcome to my mid 30s.
November 19, 2024 at 3:02 PM
I have two of their other games: Trekking the National Parks and Trekking the World. Both excellent.

I just backed Trekking Through History on @Kickstarter
November 19, 2024 at 3:02 PM
What are my hobbies? Screenshotting memes when I should be sleeping. You don't... You don't also do that?
November 19, 2024 at 3:02 PM
So, I just need to know, am I being too picky?
Requirements for Potential Date:
1. loves Jesus
2. goes to church regularly
3. is as ok at adulting as I am?
4. won't murder me
Because the dating apps make me feel that way... I'm definitely dying alone.
November 19, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Dating App Tip for the guys our there: I don't want to match with your motorcycle/4 wheeler/snowmobile/etc. Put a pic of your actual self please and thank you. (Also include some words in your bio...)
November 19, 2024 at 3:02 PM