#TheFortuneCookieSays
#TheFortuneCookieSays

"The number for your local poison control is" with all the numbers smeared and illegible
January 11, 2026 at 4:31 AM
January 11, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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Made in Yonkers
January 11, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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"Seek counseling for your addiction" 🍪
cookie monster from sesame street looking up at the camera
ALT: cookie monster from sesame street looking up at the camera
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January 11, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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Would the owner of a Tesla with the license plate "LIL PNS" please move your car out of the handicapped spot!
January 11, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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"Yo mama's a ho!" 😯
January 11, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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"Picnic Table" in Chinese
January 11, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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"Your days are numbered" 👀
January 11, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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Dude, where's your car?
January 11, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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That wasn't chicken, but you are, chump, so what are you gonna do about it, huh?

Yeah. That's what I thought!
January 11, 2026 at 4:08 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 4:00 AM