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dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
Baby Blahaj is training for #2026MMM by watching Bourne movies with me. He's looking forward to the #2025MMM championship tomorrow night.

Poor #TeamMurderMittens and #TeamMurderBear have been through a lot.
April 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
Surprise! Wild Card combatants are joining #TeamMurderMittens to even the odds since #TeamMurderBear outweighs it 4-5x:1 #2025MMM
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April 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
"Who is a brave bear! Half drowned and a broken paw... we'll get you ready for the #2025MMM Championship in the (spins wheel) sky island forest in no time!"
#TeamMurderBear #TeamMurderMittens #2025MMM
April 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
Good work, #TeamMurderBear #2025MMM
April 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
the pause that refreshes #TeamMurderBear #2025MMM
April 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
What a softie. #TeamMurderBear wants to help the possessed tree hybrid thing #2025MMM
April 1, 2025 at 1:01 AM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
Play behaviors involve "rearing, wrestling, mouthing, having a little talk with the #MMMRNG1 about habitat selection.."
#TeamMurderBear #2025MMM
April 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
Who is the cutest little murder bear?
Those beans!
That little button nose! 🥰
#TeamMurderBear #2025MMM
mammalssuck.bsky.social Katie Hinde @mammalssuck.bsky.social · Apr 1
Western Hudson Bay Polar Bears abandon the sea ice when cover falls below 30%, leading to a fasting period on land. Despite the energy constraints of fasting, this population includes adult male bears who use energy for social play! (Bissonnette 2020) #2025MMM
Polar bear doing a sideways somersalt on the sea ice
April 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
"The very least you can do in your life is figure out what to hope for." #TeamMurderBear #2025MMM
April 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
Backstage at the March Mammal Madness Final Roar
#2025MMM #TeamMurderMittens #TeamMurderBear
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Little Miss Sunshine - "Winners" - Greg Kinnear
YouTube video by Josh Busfield aka bitterphase
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March 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
#TeamMurderBear #2025MMM #MMMsushi
March 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
Orca friend, this is not a yacht, but go off
#TeamMurderBear #IncidentalOrca #2025MMM
a dolphin in the water says bye buddy i hope you find your dad
ALT: a dolphin in the water says bye buddy i hope you find your dad
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March 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
Yeah, this is what insomnia is like. Just you and your thoughts... and a cold Cape Buffalo carcass...
#TeamMurderBear #2025MMM
tanisbp.bsky.social Brian Tanis @tanisbp.bsky.social · Mar 28
But a smart bear knows the odds… targeting a large male narwhal with room to swim away is a waste of energy than a filling meal. Narwhal in the diet of most polar bears comes from scavenging individuals that died navigating gaps in the ice (Galicia 2021) #2025MMM
Meme of polar bear calculating as a play on the “math lady” meme. Meme depicts four panels of polar bear with calculations and a geometric narwhal dancing around its head. The calculations include scientifically acurate depicticions of lever arm ratios for an ursid mandible, formulas for calculating maximum bite force quotient and, calculations for wave dynamics.
March 28, 2025 at 1:19 AM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
tragic
#TeamMurderBear #2025MMM
March 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
🎵 DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A ... 🎵
#TeamMurderBear #2025MMM
tanisbp.bsky.social Brian Tanis @tanisbp.bsky.social · Mar 28
Polar Bears have high resting metabolic rates due to their large mass & carnivorous diet. They have adapted to prefer energy-dense prey to meet energetic demands & fuel daily activities (Pagano et al. 2018) & become "walking hibernators" in response to starvation (Lennox & Goodship 2008) #2025MMM
Figure adapted from Pagano et al. 2018 depicting a plot showing the relationship between body mass and resting metabolic rate comparing polar bears to other bears (& one sloth). The dashed line is the allometric regression for resting metabolic rate in vertebrate-eating carnivores, the solid line is the allometric regression for all eutherian mammals. Polar bears have a higher than expected metabolic rate for their body size compared to other mammals. An insert photo shows a polar bear in a metabolic chamber during testing.
March 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
This is how the spirit of Cape Buffalo was carried to Valhalla last night in the March Mammal Madness Sweet 16
#TeamMurderBear #2025MMM
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March 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
"You thought you could run on MY ICE. You thought you could swim in MY OCEAN. I have news for you, bovid."
#TeamMurderBear #2025MMM
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Revenge is a dish best served cold
YouTube video by Nick Buzan
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March 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
(cues ominous music)
#TeamMurderBear #2025MMM
youtu.be/wCfWHqrYUqo?...
Jaws Theme Song
YouTube video by cpdude927
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March 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
Polar Bear has never seen horns quite like those before
#TeamMurderBear #2025MMM
March 27, 2025 at 2:07 AM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
Opening for the March Mammal Madness Sweet 16...
#2025MMM #TeamMurderBear
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Polar Bear Rolling Around feat. Parry Gripp (Music Video) | Party Animals
YouTube video by Nat Geo Kids
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March 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
#TeamMurderBear #2025MMM
oregonzoo.bsky.social Oregon Zoo @oregonzoo.bsky.social · Mar 25
Polar plunge

Polar bear Nora loves to dive, so care staff came up with a way to safely place a camera at the bottom of her pool to watch her underwater. Beary cool!
March 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
Hey, Tasmania Devil. Welcome to the #2025MMM Thunderdome. I'm afraid you do not have home habitat advantage. Bummer. #TeamMurderBear
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dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social War on Christmas Post Monger @dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social · Mar 24
March Mammal Madness narrator explaining home habitat advantage to the Tasmanian Devil #2025MMM #MMMRNG1
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March 25, 2025 at 12:42 AM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
My sincere apologies for the security breach. The March Mammal Madness Random Number Generator would never add randos to the narrator home habitat advantage group text #MMMRNG1 #2025MMM #TeamMurderBear

Switching to secure communications...
March 25, 2025 at 12:04 AM
dwaynefuhlhage.bsky.social
I always forget how big Polar Bears are. #TeamMurderBear #2025MMM
aplante.com Alex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · Feb 22
look at these fuckers’ MITTS
me holding the paw of a polar bear skin. i can hold one toe in my hand and its claws are about the length of my thumb
March 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
scriath.bsky.social
#TeamMurderBear !!!!
scriath.bsky.social scr!Ath @scriath.bsky.social · Mar 12
#2025MMM #TeamPolarBear
🐻‍❄️💀 WINTER IS COMING!!! 💀🐻‍❄️

(don't look too close or you'll see all my laziness im still new to digital art)
A colored sketch of a polar bear looking ready to RUMBLE!!!! Top left text says "POLAR BEAR". Bottom left text says "WINTER IS COMING". Text on the right side, by the mouth, says "2025 MMM". I put a little watermark of my name just behind the jaw.
March 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM