Dealing with #ChronicIllness symptoms

Spoonie: *googling* Is this symptom normal?

Google: WHAT THE F*CK. NO GO TO THE HOSPITAL!

Spoonie: *googling* Is this symptom normal? + *disorder*

Google: Oh, yeah, you're fine, life sucks doesn't it?
Credit:dysfunctionalqueer
#SpoonieProblems #SpoonieProbs

As the clock strikes midnight and we roll into 2025, Spoonies everywhere are setting bold, life-altering goals that are sure to change absolutely nothing.

#spoonie #spoonieprobs #satire

Nothing like being on the phone with customer service to thoroughly exhaust you. I’m resting under my weighted blanket and 2 cats: Void on my chest and Doré on my legs. Marty the service terrier nearby. Lights off. Heating pad on. YouTube on. Body and brain spent. Moving very little. #SpoonieProbs

Body parts across the globe have declared a coordinated strike, citing "extreme workplace conditions" and an "unsustainable management strategy by the brain."

#spoonie #spoonieprobs #satire

Really struggling today. My sleeping tablets didn't work & I just couldn't sleep. So managed about 3hrs. Now trying to work & 😴#SpoonieProbs

Ho, ho, ho, Santa Claus is not coming to town after a local spoonie, Kelly Harper, predicted a record-breaking blizzard using nothing but her aching joints and uncanny knack for pre-flare weather intuition.

#spoonie #spoonieprobs #satire