10/10
PENTAGON STEPS — NIGHT
CARTMAN: “Peace Through Snackriority. Every lunchbox a mission.”
Reporter: “Will your past haunt you?”
CARTMAN: “Only if ghosts can’t respect my authoritah.”

#AkiraAshSatires #SnackAndAwe @newyorker.com @theonion.com @politico.com @postopinions.bsky.social

3/10
@TheRealRoseGold posts:
PHEG IS LOYAL BUT NOT HAWKISH ENOUGH!!! ERIC CARTMAN IS SMART FUNNY TOUGH HUNGRY — LOVES OUR TROOPS (AND SNACKS)!!! #SNACKANDAWE #AMERICASTRONG

Anchors freeze mid-panel.
Pheg steps into a black SUV, immaculate.