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TUE | THUR | SAT • 11am (ET) Documentary Coded Fiction (DCF)™ — a new literary form (New Yorker cadence + Sedaris absurdity + code graffiti) © Helena Kate Rene, PhD | Writer & Slayer of Pedestrian Philistines
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Full Circle Soup
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Full Circle Soup
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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I got sick the way a city loses power—one flicker, then blackout. Every joint a rusted hinge. All I wanted was tomato & egg soup.
#FoodMemory
Full Circle Soup
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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I got sick the way a city loses power—one flicker, then blackout. Every joint a rusted hinge. All I wanted was tomato & egg soup.
#FoodMemory
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Full Circle Soup
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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I got sick the way a city loses power—one flicker, then blackout. Every joint a rusted hinge. All I wanted was tomato & egg soup.
#FoodMemory
Full Circle Soup
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
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I got sick the way a city loses power—one flicker, then blackout. Every joint a rusted hinge. All I wanted was tomato & egg soup.
#FoodMemory
Full Circle Soup
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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November 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Full Circle Soup
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©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
New schedule:
TUES • THURS • SAT
11:00 AM
New equipment.
Fewer unloved formats.
More in-tune writing.
Longer-form serial chapters incoming.
Crown City will be built in real time.
Stay close.
©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
// SIGNAL UPDATE
New schedule:
TUES • THURS • SAT
11:00 AM
New equipment.
Fewer unloved formats.
More in-tune writing.
Longer-form serial chapters incoming.
Crown City will be built in real time.
Stay close.
©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
New schedule:
TUES • THURS • SAT
11:00 AM
New equipment.
Fewer unloved formats.
More in-tune writing.
Longer-form serial chapters incoming.
Crown City will be built in real time.
Stay close.
©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
Akira Ash Sunday Pseudocode Graffiti™
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena Kate Rene, PhD
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B E F O R E S U N R I S E . e x e
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B E F O R E S U N R I S E . e x e
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November 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Akira Ash Sunday Pseudocode Graffiti™
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B E F O R E S U N R I S E . e x e
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By ©Akira Ash ©Helena Kate Rene, PhD
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B E F O R E S U N R I S E . e x e
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Akira Ash Saturday Soundtrack Wave™
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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The Drop
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By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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The Drop
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📖 Read the companion story “Night Walk” �� https://bsky.app/profile/akiraashsatires.bsky.social/post/3m52rkgcnps#AkiraAshSatiresatires
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Akira Ash Saturday Soundtrack Wave™
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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The Drop
🎧Listen to NIGHT WALK ▶️ youtu.be/E-N7rq18In8?si…
📖 Read the companion story “Night Walk” �� https://bsky.app/profile/akiraashsatires.bsky.social/post/3m52rkgcnps#AkiraAshSatiresatires
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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The Drop
🎧Listen to NIGHT WALK ▶️ youtu.be/E-N7rq18In8?si…
📖 Read the companion story “Night Walk” �� https://bsky.app/profile/akiraashsatires.bsky.social/post/3m52rkgcnps#AkiraAshSatiresatires
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Night Walk
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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#NightWalk #shortfiction @pshares.bsky.social @electricliterature.com
Night Walk
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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#NightWalk #shortfiction @pshares.bsky.social @electricliterature.com
Akira Ash
Akira Ash. 2 likes · 6 talking about this. New Yorker + Sedaris Bite + Psuedocode. Drops at 11am (EST) @AkiraAshSatires on X, Threads.
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November 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Night Walk
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Night Walk
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Night Walk
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Companion to “Night Ride: Some Distances Are Measured in Silence.”
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November 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Night Walk
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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Companion to “Night Ride: Some Distances Are Measured in Silence.”
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#akiraashsatires
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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Companion to “Night Ride: Some Distances Are Measured in Silence.”
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Night Ride
Some distances are measured in silence.
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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Night Ride
Some distances are measured in silence.
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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November 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Night Ride
Some distances are measured in silence.
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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#DocumentaryCodedFiction #AkiraAshSatires
Night Ride
Some distances are measured in silence.
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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#DocumentaryCodedFiction #AkiraAshSatires
Night Ride
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November 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Night Ride
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The Vanishing Lamb Skewers
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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In winter, Beijing breathed through iron.
Smoke, cumin, charcoal heat.
Childhood written in steam.
@parisreview.bsky.social
The Vanishing Lamb Skewers
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
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In winter, Beijing breathed through iron.
Smoke, cumin, charcoal heat.
Childhood written in steam.
@parisreview.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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The Vanishing Lamb Skewers
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
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In winter, Beijing breathed through iron.
Smoke, cumin, charcoal heat.
Childhood written in steam.
@parisreview.bsky.social
The Vanishing Lamb Skewers
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
🔗 BlueSky: @AkiraAshSatires.bsky.social
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In winter, Beijing breathed through iron.
Smoke, cumin, charcoal heat.
Childhood written in steam.
@parisreview.bsky.social
The Vanishing Lamb Skewers
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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November 5, 2025 at 4:47 PM
The Vanishing Lamb Skewers
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PTA, Vodka, and Gigolos
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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#AkiraAshSatires #ModernSatire #HighLitHumor
PTA, Vodka, and Gigolos
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
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#AkiraAshSatires #ModernSatire #HighLitHumor
Akira Ash
Akira Ash. 2 likes · 16 talking about this. New Yorker + Sedaris Bite + Psuedocode. Drops at 11am (EST) @AkiraAshSatires on X, Threads.
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November 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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PTA, Vodka, and Gigolos
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
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🔗 FB: facebook.com/akiraashsatires
#AkiraAshSatires #ModernSatire #HighLitHumor
PTA, Vodka, and Gigolos
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
🔗 BlueSky: @AkiraAshSatires.bsky.social
🔗 FB: facebook.com/akiraashsatires
#AkiraAshSatires #ModernSatire #HighLitHumor
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PTA, Vodka, and Gigolos
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
🔗 BlueSky: @AkiraAshSatires.bsky.social
🔗 FB: facebook.com/akiraashsatires
#AkiraAshSatires #ModernSatire #HighLitHumor
PTA, Vodka, and Gigolos
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
🔗 BlueSky: @AkiraAshSatires.bsky.social
🔗 FB: facebook.com/akiraashsatires
#AkiraAshSatires #ModernSatire #HighLitHumor
Akira Ash
Akira Ash. 2 likes · 16 talking about this. New Yorker + Sedaris Bite + Psuedocode. Drops at 11am (EST) @AkiraAshSatires on X, Threads.
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November 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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PTA, Vodka, and Gigolos
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
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🔗 FB: facebook.com/akiraashsatires
#AkiraAshSatires #ModernSatire #HighLitHumor
PTA, Vodka, and Gigolos
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
🔗 BlueSky: @AkiraAshSatires.bsky.social
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#AkiraAshSatires #ModernSatire #HighLitHumor
PTA, Vodka, and Gigolos
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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November 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
PTA, Vodka, and Gigolos
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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Authoritah, With Ranch
Reports from Capitol Hill as E. Cartman’s confirmation turns statecraft into snackcraft.
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By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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Authoritah, With Ranch
Reports from Capitol Hill as E. Cartman’s confirmation turns statecraft into snackcraft.
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By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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November 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Authoritah, With Ranch
Reports from Capitol Hill as E. Cartman’s confirmation turns statecraft into snackcraft.
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By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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#DocumentaryCodedFiction #AkiraAshSatires
Authoritah, With Ranch
Reports from Capitol Hill as E. Cartman’s confirmation turns statecraft into snackcraft.
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By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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#DocumentaryCodedFiction #AkiraAshSatires
Authoritah, With Ranch
Reports from Capitol Hill as E. Cartman’s confirmation turns statecraft into snackcraft.
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
🔗 BlueSky: @AkiraAshSatires.bsky.social
🔗 FB: facebook.com/akiraashsatires
@newyorker.com @theatlantic.com #AkiraAshSatires
Reports from Capitol Hill as E. Cartman’s confirmation turns statecraft into snackcraft.
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
🔗 BlueSky: @AkiraAshSatires.bsky.social
🔗 FB: facebook.com/akiraashsatires
@newyorker.com @theatlantic.com #AkiraAshSatires
November 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Authoritah, With Ranch
Reports from Capitol Hill as E. Cartman’s confirmation turns statecraft into snackcraft.
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
🔗 BlueSky: @AkiraAshSatires.bsky.social
🔗 FB: facebook.com/akiraashsatires
@newyorker.com @theatlantic.com #AkiraAshSatires
Reports from Capitol Hill as E. Cartman’s confirmation turns statecraft into snackcraft.
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
🔗 BlueSky: @AkiraAshSatires.bsky.social
🔗 FB: facebook.com/akiraashsatires
@newyorker.com @theatlantic.com #AkiraAshSatires
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Akira Ash Sunday Pseudocode Graffiti™
Michael Scott Walks Into a Bar in Crown City
Six killers and one manager walked into a bar. Only the Wi-Fi survived.
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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Akira Ash Sunday Pseudocode Graffiti™
Michael Scott Walks Into a Bar in Crown City
Six killers and one manager walked into a bar. Only the Wi-Fi survived.
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
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🔗 FB: facebook.com/akiraashsatires
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November 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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Akira Ash Sunday Pseudocode Graffiti™
Michael Scott Walks Into a Bar in Crown City
Six killers and one manager walked into a bar. Only the Wi-Fi survived.
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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Akira Ash Sunday Pseudocode Graffiti™
Michael Scott Walks Into a Bar in Crown City
Six killers and one manager walked into a bar. Only the Wi-Fi survived.
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
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Akira Ash Sunday Pseudocode Graffiti™
Michael Scott Walks Into a Bar in Crown City
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
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@theonion.com @vicemagazine.bsky.social @mcsweeneys.net @wired.com #AkiraAsh
Michael Scott Walks Into a Bar in Crown City
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
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@theonion.com @vicemagazine.bsky.social @mcsweeneys.net @wired.com #AkiraAsh
November 2, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Akira Ash Sunday Pseudocode Graffiti™
Michael Scott Walks Into a Bar in Crown City
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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@theonion.com @vicemagazine.bsky.social @mcsweeneys.net @wired.com #AkiraAsh
Michael Scott Walks Into a Bar in Crown City
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
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@theonion.com @vicemagazine.bsky.social @mcsweeneys.net @wired.com #AkiraAsh
Akira Ash Saturday Soundtrack Wave™
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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CAPRI BLUE by Trey Cooper ▶️ youtu.be/CHI7i6XzMcI?si…
Read the full story “Capri Blue” ⬇️
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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CAPRI BLUE by Trey Cooper ▶️ youtu.be/CHI7i6XzMcI?si…
Read the full story “Capri Blue” ⬇️
November 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Akira Ash Saturday Soundtrack Wave™
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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CAPRI BLUE by Trey Cooper ▶️ youtu.be/CHI7i6XzMcI?si…
Read the full story “Capri Blue” ⬇️
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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🔗 YouTube: youtube.com/@akiraashmusic
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CAPRI BLUE by Trey Cooper ▶️ youtu.be/CHI7i6XzMcI?si…
Read the full story “Capri Blue” ⬇️
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Macbeth.exe : The Fatal Commit
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena Kate Rene, PhD
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// boot sequence: prophecy.load()
ambition: ++
integrity_check: pending
Begin.
#ProtocolFiction #AkiraAshSatires
Macbeth.exe : The Fatal Commit
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena Kate Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
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// boot sequence: prophecy.load()
ambition: ++
integrity_check: pending
Begin.
#ProtocolFiction #AkiraAshSatires
Redirecting...
facebook.com
October 31, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Macbeth.exe : The Fatal Commit
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena Kate Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
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// boot sequence: prophecy.load()
ambition: ++
integrity_check: pending
Begin.
#ProtocolFiction #AkiraAshSatires
Macbeth.exe : The Fatal Commit
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena Kate Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
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// boot sequence: prophecy.load()
ambition: ++
integrity_check: pending
Begin.
#ProtocolFiction #AkiraAshSatires
Macbeth.exe
©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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Macbeth.exe 👉 m.facebook.com/story.php?st...
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©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
#AkiraAshSatires #ProtocolFiction #DocumentaryCodedFiction
©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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Macbeth.exe 👉 m.facebook.com/story.php?st...
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©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
#AkiraAshSatires #ProtocolFiction #DocumentaryCodedFiction
October 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Macbeth.exe
©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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Macbeth.exe 👉 m.facebook.com/story.php?st...
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©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
#AkiraAshSatires #ProtocolFiction #DocumentaryCodedFiction
©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
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🔗 FB: facebook.com/akiraashsatires
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Macbeth.exe 👉 m.facebook.com/story.php?st...
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©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
#AkiraAshSatires #ProtocolFiction #DocumentaryCodedFiction
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Capri Blue
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena Kate Rene, PhD
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MORNING—
Jake Hunter comes home from the night shift. She’s in the kitchen flipping eggs while the twins chase cereal.
#DocumentaryCodedFiction
Capri Blue
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena Kate Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
🔗 BlueSky: @AkiraAshSatires.bsky.social
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MORNING—
Jake Hunter comes home from the night shift. She’s in the kitchen flipping eggs while the twins chase cereal.
#DocumentaryCodedFiction
October 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Capri Blue
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena Kate Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
🔗 BlueSky: @AkiraAshSatires.bsky.social
🔗 FB: facebook.com/akiraashsatires
MORNING—
Jake Hunter comes home from the night shift. She’s in the kitchen flipping eggs while the twins chase cereal.
#DocumentaryCodedFiction
Capri Blue
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena Kate Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
🔗 BlueSky: @AkiraAshSatires.bsky.social
🔗 FB: facebook.com/akiraashsatires
MORNING—
Jake Hunter comes home from the night shift. She’s in the kitchen flipping eggs while the twins chase cereal.
#DocumentaryCodedFiction
Capri Blue
©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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🔗 FB: facebook.com/akiraashsatires
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@thesunmagazine.bsky.social @electricliterature.com @ploughshares.bsky.social
@theatlantic.com @kenyonreview.bsky.social
#DocumentaryCodedFiction
©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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🔗 FB: facebook.com/akiraashsatires
⸻
@thesunmagazine.bsky.social @electricliterature.com @ploughshares.bsky.social
@theatlantic.com @kenyonreview.bsky.social
#DocumentaryCodedFiction
October 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Capri Blue
©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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⸻
@thesunmagazine.bsky.social @electricliterature.com @ploughshares.bsky.social
@theatlantic.com @kenyonreview.bsky.social
#DocumentaryCodedFiction
©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
🔗 BlueSky: @AkiraAshSatires.bsky.social
🔗 FB: facebook.com/akiraashsatires
⸻
@thesunmagazine.bsky.social @electricliterature.com @ploughshares.bsky.social
@theatlantic.com @kenyonreview.bsky.social
#DocumentaryCodedFiction
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THE JOY EXPERIMENT
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
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My husband says everything I make is so depressing—like Trent Reznor scored by Marilyn Manson in Doc Martens, 1999.
#AkiraAshSatires #JoyDrop
THE JOY EXPERIMENT
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
🔗 BlueSky: @AkiraAshSatires.bsky.social
🔗 FB: facebook.com/akiraashsatires
My husband says everything I make is so depressing—like Trent Reznor scored by Marilyn Manson in Doc Martens, 1999.
#AkiraAshSatires #JoyDrop
October 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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THE JOY EXPERIMENT
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
🔗 BlueSky: @AkiraAshSatires.bsky.social
🔗 FB: facebook.com/akiraashsatires
My husband says everything I make is so depressing—like Trent Reznor scored by Marilyn Manson in Doc Martens, 1999.
#AkiraAshSatires #JoyDrop
THE JOY EXPERIMENT
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena K. Rene, PhD
🔗 X: @AkiraAshSatires
🔗 BlueSky: @AkiraAshSatires.bsky.social
🔗 FB: facebook.com/akiraashsatires
My husband says everything I make is so depressing—like Trent Reznor scored by Marilyn Manson in Doc Martens, 1999.
#AkiraAshSatires #JoyDrop
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EAST THING? EAST BLING! ✨
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena Kate Rene, PhD
🔗 X @AkiraAshSatires | BlueSky @AkiraAshSatires.bsky.social | FB facebook.com/akiraashsatires
This is the People’s House—
the House on the lawn—
with an East Thing for working
from dusk ’til dawn.
#EastThingEastBling #CivicPoetry
EAST THING? EAST BLING! ✨
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena Kate Rene, PhD
🔗 X @AkiraAshSatires | BlueSky @AkiraAshSatires.bsky.social | FB facebook.com/akiraashsatires
This is the People’s House—
the House on the lawn—
with an East Thing for working
from dusk ’til dawn.
#EastThingEastBling #CivicPoetry
October 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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EAST THING? EAST BLING! ✨
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena Kate Rene, PhD
🔗 X @AkiraAshSatires | BlueSky @AkiraAshSatires.bsky.social | FB facebook.com/akiraashsatires
This is the People’s House—
the House on the lawn—
with an East Thing for working
from dusk ’til dawn.
#EastThingEastBling #CivicPoetry
EAST THING? EAST BLING! ✨
By ©Akira Ash ©Helena Kate Rene, PhD
🔗 X @AkiraAshSatires | BlueSky @AkiraAshSatires.bsky.social | FB facebook.com/akiraashsatires
This is the People’s House—
the House on the lawn—
with an East Thing for working
from dusk ’til dawn.
#EastThingEastBling #CivicPoetry