#PickUpLines
January 27, 2026 at 4:34 PM
No way she’s so dumb #rizz #texts #textingstories #pickuplines
January 25, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Enjoy "How Ugly Lawrence Gets the Girls," a strange little erotic, how-to story at prowank.com/how-ugly-law... ( #pickup, #pickupLines, #dating, #gettingGirls, #comeOnLines, #girls, #gettingLaid, #erotic, #erotica, #ugly, #uglyMan, #girlfriend, #gettingAGirlfriend)
January 24, 2026 at 1:18 PM
January 24, 2026 at 9:16 AM
January 23, 2026 at 7:17 PM
No way he’s subscribed #rizz #texts #textingstories #pickuplines
January 23, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I'd wait for you even longer than I'd wait for an airplane.
#PickUpLines

We, the collective we of the Greater Twin Cities and our allies, are at MSP this morning protesting the removal of our neighbors to facilities in other states and countries.
#ICEOut #TwinCitiesStrong #MplsStrong
January 23, 2026 at 3:27 PM
January 21, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Your eyes are like toilets and I’m drowning in your piss #pickuplines
January 19, 2026 at 8:01 PM
How did he do it TWICE #rizz #texts #textingstories #pickuplines
January 19, 2026 at 4:31 PM
He got Gorlock The Destroyer over #rizz #texts #textingstories #pickuplines
January 17, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Bro’s revenge is crazy #rizz #texts #textingstories #pickuplines
January 15, 2026 at 4:32 PM
January 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
January 9, 2026 at 4:32 PM
“The way he would diddle me” #rizz #texts #textingstories #pickuplines
January 5, 2026 at 4:31 PM
January 3, 2026 at 4:31 PM
“Sent to the gulag” #rizz #texts #textingstories #pickuplines
January 1, 2026 at 4:32 PM
December 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
As I walked past the road worker filling potholes, I said, "Hey, when you're finished here, come over to my house. I've got a hole in the back that needs stuffing too." 😉🚧

#BlueCollar #Bearded #Workwear #PickUpLines #Humor
December 30, 2025 at 11:36 AM
December 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
“Jordan never did this move” #rizz #texts #textingstories #pickuplines
December 26, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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