Are you chronic wasting disease?

Because you make my knees weak.

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There are 3 types of heat – radiation, convection, and conduction – and I burn for you in all of them.

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In a wolf meant to inspire
With traits from an ancient dire
Colossal has found
A new kind of hound
And an ethical quagmire

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I was going to write a joke about Archimedes, but it didn't hold water.

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What did Einstein say when he discovered relativity?

Euclidian me!

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What did the potato say to the worm?

I got my eye on you!

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Deep under Antarctica's Taylor Glacier lives an ecosystem that has adapted to life without oxygen or light. These microbes are responsible for the bright red Blood Falls. They use iron and sulfur to breath, giving a whole new meaning to an Iron Lung.

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Tiny blackholes formed shortly after the Big bang could have been as small as an atom. Their larger, pocket-sized kin are likely still zooming though the universe. Which may explain where one of every pair of socks goes.

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The core of the earth is about 2.5 years younger than the crust. Does that mean we could get to the core of the earth and change the political timeline?

(We can't. That's not how relativity works. Unfortunately.)

What's an arborists favorite math discipline?

Trigonome-TREE!

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What did the lentil say to the flower when it bloomed?

Bean there, done that.

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If you throw a microscope at a telescope, they might kaleidoscope.

Train locomotives change chemical energy from fuel into kinetic energy for motion.

You must be an engine because our chemistry could be motion all night long.

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What did one botanist say to the other?

SEEd you later.

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Duo the Duolingo Owl is dead. Maybe he was infected with a malware virus. Or got Avian Flu.

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Lightning passing through air can reach 500,000 F, which is still only about half as hot as you.

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