#Notifications
LOL, check my notifications and a new follower... "No MAGAts, No Crypto, No Pornography, Vote Blue, Proud Democrat" is the bio. Just like the other 500 accounts following me this week, down to the bio wording and all of the same shared posts over the 4 days since account creation.
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Yeah I get random notifications to my phone semi-regularly at work that an airtag is moving with me with a map of where it’s been for the last couple hours and an ask if I want to pair with it. And I’m like uhhhhh no thanks I’m good
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
"Donald mixed the chemicals (adderall), drank the serum, and transformed into ... The President of of the Unites States ('Sir')" - Robert Louis Stevenson.

(How are you? I just turned 'notifications' on for you, I thought you were gone from here)

:)
November 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
@dergalderp.bsky.social ………… untelated tweet but while searchjng for krampus i found this tangled felted cryptid and it reminded me of you <3 so now I bless thee notifications.
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I still use the Outlook Classic desktop app, which doesn't have this feature. Whenever I start to wonder why no one is responding to any of my emails, I log in on the browser and see like 15 👍 notifications 😂
November 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Weird how when a Chapo FYM cabby Hoxhaist quote tweets your account you end up deluged with tankies and carnies in the notifications.
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Is anybody else's notifications acting up? Like for some reason i don't get notified about replies
November 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I forgot I still had his IG logged in on my phone since he doesn’t get notifications. I saw one pop up, thought it was mine, clicked it and boom… someone I haven’t seen since I left Norwalk in 2000. Twenty-five years ago. Wild.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
apologies* to whoever is trying to DM, but I live in the UK and refuse to hand my ID to some feckass third party so I can access chat. bluesky is super helpful with letting me know anything about the message/sender, as you can see 🙃

* apologies only if you aren't some bot/creep/scammer, obvs
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
🙃
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
it’s funny that these notifications came in at almost the exact same time just a day apart
November 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
one other thing though, is that for a long time even post elon's takeover, a highly curated twitter feed and notifications lockdown sort of worked. You didn't have to see or be notified of stuff you didn't want to see, but there's such a push toward the algorithmic tl
November 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Well I always like seeing you and hearing you omfg that's why the notifications have been on for you
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
-BAH GAWD THAT'S ROMAN REIIGNṢ'S MUSIC !
-WHAT'S GOING ON JR!?
-I DUNNO KING! THERE'S TWO OF 'EM IN THE RING
-AAAAAHHHH
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I definitely prefer my e-reader! I get distracted easily with notifications or the temptation of other apps when trying to read on my phone. They're pretty comfortable to hold for a long time, they're fairly light and there are plenty of smaller sized e-readers if needed!
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
you say that like it’s a bad thing? supporting SWers is way sexier than blowing up their notifications.. just saying
November 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
God help me, I've gone on another Eternum rant. This game has been living in my head rent free for years at this point, and your discussion on dialogue really hit on a few core points of why I like it so much. Hope I haven't clogged your notifications too much/this was thought-provoking to read :)
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Ryanair tries forcing app downloads by eliminating paper boarding passes

The policy change is aimed at getting people to do more with Ryanair's app, such as ordering food and drinks, viewing flight information in real-time and receiving notifications during delays. Brady said Ryanair chose the…
Ryanair tries forcing app downloads by eliminating paper boarding passes
The policy change is aimed at getting people to do more with Ryanair's app, such as ordering food and drinks, viewing flight information in real-time and receiving notifications during delays. Brady said Ryanair chose the November 12 start date because it is "traditionally a slightly quieter time for travel after the busy midterm break period." Inconvenience in preparing for takeoff Eliminating paper boarding passes could create many inconveniences. For starters, not everyone wants Ryanair's app on their personal device. And many future customers, especially those who do not fly with Ryanair often or who do not fly at all, may be unaware of the change, causing confusion during a journey that can already be inherently stressful.
cnznews.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
now to figure out some actual monitoring and possibly notifications for all of this stuff
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I turned post notifications on.
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 PM
There's so many factors added the more recent the bubble is and how many accounts you put into the bubble.

There are accounts that I interacted more with in the weekly's top 50 than the accounts with my partners, and I got notifications on for loved one lmao
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
it's not even the notifications, i think it's just mindless scrolling. maybe it's also good for that though
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Does bluesky have push notifications on browser
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Let me give you the short version...anytime you write stupid sh!t on bluesky

My notifications alert me...

Please continue, almost finished with turning you into a meme...
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Right? I've turned all those notifications off and I still get the damn moments notification... And half the time from people I've never interacted with.
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM