#Notifications
Someone in my notifications is liking all my comic pages backwards
a close up of a person holding a grey cat
Alt: YOU’RE READING MY COMIC PAGES THE WRONG WAY
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November 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It's 1348 and you're getting rat faces in your notifications. Chat is this good
November 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I posted this to Instagram where something terrible has happened and it now has thirty-five thousand likes on the platform where you can’t silence notifications
in my heart I know that Lin-Manuel Miranda wants to play Zohran Mamdani on SNL so bad it physically hurts him
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
RIP my notifications

so anyway I got new glasses
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Notifications reminding me I gotta draw two big, soft Miltanks interacting with each other, again. Cow yuri, basically.
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
RIP your notifications. Bouie just reposted.
November 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
they really gotta do something about these bees
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 PM
turning off quite a lot of the notifications has made this place easier for me
November 11, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Say "strip" if you want me to keep taking it off and I will keep going. Please repost, follow, like & turn on my notifications
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Video: Gaza Notifications via X (@gazanotice)
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Turning off notifications for reposts. Those aren't my likes
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
been going thru it, but this was an insanely funny message to wake up to holy shit
November 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
i was away for half a day and my notifications are absolutely hammered by snails
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
the post notifications for pathetic Omni-Man yaoi stay ON
November 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’ll be stalking all of u tonight🌜if u see 100 notifications from me, you know why…
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Goodnight bluesky!
I'll catch up with notifications later.
Hope yall sleep good tonight!
November 11, 2025 at 5:09 AM
the fear of checking your notifications and not knowing if it's 30+ like 31 or 30+ like the international society of pedantic strangers just reviewed your post at their annual conference
November 9, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Follow @ezralevin.bsky.social and switch on notifications.
We tried to show them after the last surrender. There's no sense in trying to convince them anymore. Primaries are the only path to a fighting opposition party now.
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 AM
i really hope nobody else is about to say the most out of pocket bullshit in my notifications today 🫩
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
posts notifications are for friends

replies notifications are for stalkers
November 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Voll ungewohnt, mal keine Haufen Notifications zu haben, weil grade keine Abstimmungsrunde läuft haha 😅
November 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
wait was it really that simple all along??
November 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
when i haven't been tweeting stuff you guys should go back and like all my old tweets so i can get a lot of notifications without doing any work
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Woke up to hundreds of notifications and was like “what take did I have!?”

And remembered I posted a blow job video

If only there were more boys that wanted to film me giving head I could post a lot more
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM