Melania documentary has lost $60 million so far
Melania’s Mega-million Flop, Epstein Email Destroys Trump's Story and Ellisons Eye CNN Takeover
#USA #Melania #Trump #Epstein #uspoli
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Melania’s Mega-million Flop, Epstein Email Destroys Trump's Story and Ellisons Eye CNN Takeover
#USA #Melania #Trump #Epstein #uspoli
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Breaking: Melania documentary has lost $60 million so far
Melania’s Mega-million Flop, Epstein Email Destroys Trump's Story and Ellisons Eye CNN Takeover
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February 17, 2026 at 5:29 AM
He'll give you 33% off of a Trump mattress and throw in a free Bible and a DVD of Melania's movie.
February 17, 2026 at 4:44 AM
He'll give you 33% off of a Trump mattress and throw in a free Bible and a DVD of Melania's movie.
I hope they don’t force the military to buy tickets to his shows like they did for Melania’s propaganda doc.
February 17, 2026 at 3:43 AM
I hope they don’t force the military to buy tickets to his shows like they did for Melania’s propaganda doc.
It’s just two letters- I guess anyone could’ve made that mistake- right?
Einstein/Epstein
Visa
I mean, English isn’t Melania’s first language..
Einstein/Epstein
Visa
I mean, English isn’t Melania’s first language..
February 17, 2026 at 3:14 AM
It’s just two letters- I guess anyone could’ve made that mistake- right?
Einstein/Epstein
Visa
I mean, English isn’t Melania’s first language..
Einstein/Epstein
Visa
I mean, English isn’t Melania’s first language..
Query Melania’s reaction when he tried that BS on her.
“Oh, like that time you were just “golfing”?
“Oh, like that time you were just “golfing”?
February 17, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Query Melania’s reaction when he tried that BS on her.
“Oh, like that time you were just “golfing”?
“Oh, like that time you were just “golfing”?
not a meme maker, but I
see a pair of brass knuckles cuz what else
with the 8647 mirror-imaged would a Fascist DO?
at least Melania's
got some Spirit
.
see a pair of brass knuckles cuz what else
with the 8647 mirror-imaged would a Fascist DO?
at least Melania's
got some Spirit
.
February 17, 2026 at 1:54 AM
not a meme maker, but I
see a pair of brass knuckles cuz what else
with the 8647 mirror-imaged would a Fascist DO?
at least Melania's
got some Spirit
.
see a pair of brass knuckles cuz what else
with the 8647 mirror-imaged would a Fascist DO?
at least Melania's
got some Spirit
.
Raw America: "Melania’s $75 Million Flop
Melania Trump’s documentary suffered a devastating 62% drop in attendance in its third weekend, heading toward a pathetic $15.4 million total gross. Jeff Bezos’s Amazon spent $40 million to acquire this vanity project and another $35 million promoting it."
Melania Trump’s documentary suffered a devastating 62% drop in attendance in its third weekend, heading toward a pathetic $15.4 million total gross. Jeff Bezos’s Amazon spent $40 million to acquire this vanity project and another $35 million promoting it."
February 17, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Raw America: "Melania’s $75 Million Flop
Melania Trump’s documentary suffered a devastating 62% drop in attendance in its third weekend, heading toward a pathetic $15.4 million total gross. Jeff Bezos’s Amazon spent $40 million to acquire this vanity project and another $35 million promoting it."
Melania Trump’s documentary suffered a devastating 62% drop in attendance in its third weekend, heading toward a pathetic $15.4 million total gross. Jeff Bezos’s Amazon spent $40 million to acquire this vanity project and another $35 million promoting it."
But……
Amazon founder Bezos just signed a military deal with Trump
For almost $400 million
THAT was why he spent $ 75Mil on Melania’s fake movie.
Give to get - bigger!!!
Amazon founder Bezos just signed a military deal with Trump
For almost $400 million
THAT was why he spent $ 75Mil on Melania’s fake movie.
Give to get - bigger!!!
February 17, 2026 at 1:09 AM
But……
Amazon founder Bezos just signed a military deal with Trump
For almost $400 million
THAT was why he spent $ 75Mil on Melania’s fake movie.
Give to get - bigger!!!
Amazon founder Bezos just signed a military deal with Trump
For almost $400 million
THAT was why he spent $ 75Mil on Melania’s fake movie.
Give to get - bigger!!!
@lyz.bsky.social on Amazon's film:
"On the entire one hour, 41-minute run time, nothing is illuminated except Melania's skin. . . . All we are left with is a sort of uncanny valley first lady. The documentary is as intimate as window shopping; as lifelike as an ice sculpture."
"On the entire one hour, 41-minute run time, nothing is illuminated except Melania's skin. . . . All we are left with is a sort of uncanny valley first lady. The documentary is as intimate as window shopping; as lifelike as an ice sculpture."
Evil is boring and so is the Melania movie | Men Yell at Me by Lyz Lenz
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February 17, 2026 at 1:08 AM
@lyz.bsky.social on Amazon's film:
"On the entire one hour, 41-minute run time, nothing is illuminated except Melania's skin. . . . All we are left with is a sort of uncanny valley first lady. The documentary is as intimate as window shopping; as lifelike as an ice sculpture."
"On the entire one hour, 41-minute run time, nothing is illuminated except Melania's skin. . . . All we are left with is a sort of uncanny valley first lady. The documentary is as intimate as window shopping; as lifelike as an ice sculpture."
“GEORGIA — Trump's DHS just bought an #ICEDetention warehouse for $128 MILLION... that sold for $29 MILLION two years ago... from a Russia-based real estate company. E
Nothing to see here, folks!
We are being looted so hard by these crooks”
Nothing to see here, folks!
We are being looted so hard by these crooks”
February 17, 2026 at 12:23 AM
“GEORGIA — Trump's DHS just bought an #ICEDetention warehouse for $128 MILLION... that sold for $29 MILLION two years ago... from a Russia-based real estate company. E
Nothing to see here, folks!
We are being looted so hard by these crooks”
Nothing to see here, folks!
We are being looted so hard by these crooks”
Melania’s President’s Day Message for Donald Trump – More Like a Movie Promotion Post
https://www.europesays.com/2784290/
Leave it to First Lady Melania Trump to actively promote her eponymous documentary on every possible occasion. On…
https://www.europesays.com/2784290/
Leave it to First Lady Melania Trump to actively promote her eponymous documentary on every possible occasion. On…
Melania’s President’s Day Message for Donald Trump - More Like a Movie Promotion Post - EUROPE SAYS
Leave it to First Lady Melania Trump to actively promote her eponymous documentary on every possible occasion. On the occasion of President’s Day, the First
www.europesays.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Melania’s President’s Day Message for Donald Trump – More Like a Movie Promotion Post
https://www.europesays.com/2784290/
Leave it to First Lady Melania Trump to actively promote her eponymous documentary on every possible occasion. On…
https://www.europesays.com/2784290/
Leave it to First Lady Melania Trump to actively promote her eponymous documentary on every possible occasion. On…
Melania’s President’s Day Message for Donald Trump – More Like a Movie Promotion Post
https://www.europesays.com/2784290/
Leave it to First Lady Melania Trump to actively promote her eponymous documentary on every possible occasion. On…
https://www.europesays.com/2784290/
Leave it to First Lady Melania Trump to actively promote her eponymous documentary on every possible occasion. On…
Melania’s President’s Day Message for Donald Trump - More Like a Movie Promotion Post - EUROPE SAYS
Leave it to First Lady Melania Trump to actively promote her eponymous documentary on every possible occasion. On the occasion of President’s Day, the First
www.europesays.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Melania’s President’s Day Message for Donald Trump – More Like a Movie Promotion Post
https://www.europesays.com/2784290/
Leave it to First Lady Melania Trump to actively promote her eponymous documentary on every possible occasion. On…
https://www.europesays.com/2784290/
Leave it to First Lady Melania Trump to actively promote her eponymous documentary on every possible occasion. On…
Melania's documentary critiqued.
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February 16, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Melania's documentary critiqued.
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From Meidas+:
About the measly $10 million Melania’s movie earned the studio -
“Melania Trump popcorn boxes could pay off with regulatory approvals, govt contracts…all the missions to space that Bezos could dare to dream…In this administration, $75 million may just be the price of doing business.
About the measly $10 million Melania’s movie earned the studio -
“Melania Trump popcorn boxes could pay off with regulatory approvals, govt contracts…all the missions to space that Bezos could dare to dream…In this administration, $75 million may just be the price of doing business.
February 16, 2026 at 11:48 PM
From Meidas+:
About the measly $10 million Melania’s movie earned the studio -
“Melania Trump popcorn boxes could pay off with regulatory approvals, govt contracts…all the missions to space that Bezos could dare to dream…In this administration, $75 million may just be the price of doing business.
About the measly $10 million Melania’s movie earned the studio -
“Melania Trump popcorn boxes could pay off with regulatory approvals, govt contracts…all the missions to space that Bezos could dare to dream…In this administration, $75 million may just be the price of doing business.
I wonder if Melania’s birth certificate matches her drivers license in case we end up with voter IDs
February 16, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I wonder if Melania’s birth certificate matches her drivers license in case we end up with voter IDs
#melania #jeffbezos #amazon
It is my pleasure to inform you that Melania’s documentary has lost so far 60 million dollars .🤣🤣🤣
https://open.substack.com/pub/rawstory/p/breaking-melania-documentary-has?r=17qxua&utm_medium=ios
It is my pleasure to inform you that Melania’s documentary has lost so far 60 million dollars .🤣🤣🤣
https://open.substack.com/pub/rawstory/p/breaking-melania-documentary-has?r=17qxua&utm_medium=ios
Breaking: Melania documentary has lost $60 million so far
Melania’s Mega-million Flop, Epstein Email Destroys Trump's Story and Ellisons Eye CNN Takeover
www.rawamerica.com
February 16, 2026 at 11:31 PM
#melania #jeffbezos #amazon
It is my pleasure to inform you that Melania’s documentary has lost so far 60 million dollars .🤣🤣🤣
https://open.substack.com/pub/rawstory/p/breaking-melania-documentary-has?r=17qxua&utm_medium=ios
It is my pleasure to inform you that Melania’s documentary has lost so far 60 million dollars .🤣🤣🤣
https://open.substack.com/pub/rawstory/p/breaking-melania-documentary-has?r=17qxua&utm_medium=ios
Do you mean that Melania’s jealousy prompted her to try and outdo Michelle Obama? If so, only in her pie in the sky dreams.
February 16, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Do you mean that Melania’s jealousy prompted her to try and outdo Michelle Obama? If so, only in her pie in the sky dreams.
While there is a high probability that he molested his daughter, it's also pretty obvious that Barron is Melania's child. He looks very much like her.
February 16, 2026 at 10:24 PM
While there is a high probability that he molested his daughter, it's also pretty obvious that Barron is Melania's child. He looks very much like her.
The only satire part was calling Melania's thing a film. All the rest is real, including the turkey, one of our best reporters.
February 16, 2026 at 10:21 PM
The only satire part was calling Melania's thing a film. All the rest is real, including the turkey, one of our best reporters.
He uses Melania’s lip care routine
February 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
He uses Melania’s lip care routine
That's his urine, but it's Melania's handwriting.
February 16, 2026 at 10:14 PM
That's his urine, but it's Melania's handwriting.
Trump: "He (Epstein) was at my wedding "....but now, hardly know the guy. And why isn't there more noise about Melania's role in all of this?
February 16, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Trump: "He (Epstein) was at my wedding "....but now, hardly know the guy. And why isn't there more noise about Melania's role in all of this?
Amazon just paid Melania's prenup. He would never pay it but is happy for Jeff to do it for him. Melania feels the same way.
February 16, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Amazon just paid Melania's prenup. He would never pay it but is happy for Jeff to do it for him. Melania feels the same way.
Is she running the child trafficking ring now that her best friend is in prison and everyone is watching what her husband does?
The honeytrap still has to earn her money , right?
The honeytrap still has to earn her money , right?
February 16, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Is she running the child trafficking ring now that her best friend is in prison and everyone is watching what her husband does?
The honeytrap still has to earn her money , right?
The honeytrap still has to earn her money , right?