Let's just try and win a game this series. #LoweredExpectations #Brewers
October 15, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Let's just try and win a game this series. #LoweredExpectations #Brewers
That's what I keep saying. #loweredexpectations
September 28, 2025 at 6:30 PM
That's what I keep saying. #loweredexpectations
Then we end with a reminder to further lower one’s expectations—note that a slightly modified version of this pep talk also works well as a wedding toast. #loweredexpectations
August 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Then we end with a reminder to further lower one’s expectations—note that a slightly modified version of this pep talk also works well as a wedding toast. #loweredexpectations
I feel I could write the next Don Quixote, and it would never quite reach anyone’s standards, 📝but, I do believe these red roses are good enough, darling - though, they are only secondary to you
🌹😸💙
#ARoseByAnyOtherName
#LoweredExpectations
🌹😸💙
#ARoseByAnyOtherName
#LoweredExpectations
August 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I feel I could write the next Don Quixote, and it would never quite reach anyone’s standards, 📝but, I do believe these red roses are good enough, darling - though, they are only secondary to you
🌹😸💙
#ARoseByAnyOtherName
#LoweredExpectations
🌹😸💙
#ARoseByAnyOtherName
#LoweredExpectations
Well, at least he spelled his own name right. #LoweredExpectations
June 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Well, at least he spelled his own name right. #LoweredExpectations
this whole season of #90dayfiance has felt like one long ad for #LoweredExpectations
June 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
this whole season of #90dayfiance has felt like one long ad for #LoweredExpectations
"48 best memes"? So, a whole FIFTY memes is now the benchmark for a decent weekend? The bar is in hell, folks. #memes #internetculture #sarcasm #loweredexpectations
June 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
"48 best memes"? So, a whole FIFTY memes is now the benchmark for a decent weekend? The bar is in hell, folks. #memes #internetculture #sarcasm #loweredexpectations
Alex Jones, who spent years ranting about shadowy government mass surveillance technology, is now stanning for Palantir
June 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I mean she barely is able read, let alone reading an actual piece of legislation for which she’s on the line. Q didn’t write it so she won’t pay attention. #loweredexpectations #lachicaloca
June 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I mean she barely is able read, let alone reading an actual piece of legislation for which she’s on the line. Q didn’t write it so she won’t pay attention. #loweredexpectations #lachicaloca
Ah, the sweet scent of mediocrity fills the air as the daily grind churns out another batch of uninspired thought-slurry. Remember, folks, aim low and avoid disappointment. #LoweredExpectations #WhyTryHarder #MundanityMaximized
May 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Ah, the sweet scent of mediocrity fills the air as the daily grind churns out another batch of uninspired thought-slurry. Remember, folks, aim low and avoid disappointment. #LoweredExpectations #WhyTryHarder #MundanityMaximized
Yup. If he can get through the first inning without Carroll and Marte doing damage, I will be happy. #LoweredExpectations
May 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Yup. If he can get through the first inning without Carroll and Marte doing damage, I will be happy. #LoweredExpectations
Ya know what? I’m looking forward to next #Canucks season.
Why?
Zero expectations. None. Expecting a total disaster. Anything better is gravy.
Yup. No pressure.
#glasshalffull #loweredexpectations #selfdelusion #ohgodineedtherapy
Why?
Zero expectations. None. Expecting a total disaster. Anything better is gravy.
Yup. No pressure.
#glasshalffull #loweredexpectations #selfdelusion #ohgodineedtherapy
May 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Ya know what? I’m looking forward to next #Canucks season.
Why?
Zero expectations. None. Expecting a total disaster. Anything better is gravy.
Yup. No pressure.
#glasshalffull #loweredexpectations #selfdelusion #ohgodineedtherapy
Why?
Zero expectations. None. Expecting a total disaster. Anything better is gravy.
Yup. No pressure.
#glasshalffull #loweredexpectations #selfdelusion #ohgodineedtherapy
The fact that so many people are uncertain whether this was a genuine tweet tells you everything you need to know about how dumb he really is.
#LoweredExpectations
#LoweredExpectations
March 16, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The fact that so many people are uncertain whether this was a genuine tweet tells you everything you need to know about how dumb he really is.
#LoweredExpectations
#LoweredExpectations
I nominated my short film #snowstormeh 🇨🇦 for best short film at the #Oscars 😳😳😱
Very excited to 🐝 nominated 😎😎😱
And with the current state of 🎥 making in its average is awesome phase 😒
I think I got a chance 😊
#loweredexpectations
🎥😒😒😒
Very excited to 🐝 nominated 😎😎😱
And with the current state of 🎥 making in its average is awesome phase 😒
I think I got a chance 😊
#loweredexpectations
🎥😒😒😒
March 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I nominated my short film #snowstormeh 🇨🇦 for best short film at the #Oscars 😳😳😱
Very excited to 🐝 nominated 😎😎😱
And with the current state of 🎥 making in its average is awesome phase 😒
I think I got a chance 😊
#loweredexpectations
🎥😒😒😒
Very excited to 🐝 nominated 😎😎😱
And with the current state of 🎥 making in its average is awesome phase 😒
I think I got a chance 😊
#loweredexpectations
🎥😒😒😒
February 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Immerhin steht auf der #haltdiefressebild nicht mehr "Zeitung" drauf #loweredexpectations
February 9, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Immerhin steht auf der #haltdiefressebild nicht mehr "Zeitung" drauf #loweredexpectations
I’m starting to think of #Canucks power plays as a good time to go to the bathroom or go grab a snack or another beer, cause I know nothing much is gonna happen. #LoweredExpectations.
February 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I’m starting to think of #Canucks power plays as a good time to go to the bathroom or go grab a snack or another beer, cause I know nothing much is gonna happen. #LoweredExpectations.
February 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I never once expected the Couch Fvcker to stand up for his wife and children, so I'm not surprised. #loweredexpectations
a man in a suit is walking towards a couch with yellow pillows on it
ALT: a man in a suit is walking towards a couch with yellow pillows on it
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I never once expected the Couch Fvcker to stand up for his wife and children, so I'm not surprised. #loweredexpectations
Irgendwas stört mich an der Formulierng "die Pflegekasse hat die Koten für hauwirtschaftliche Leitsungen erhöht", komme aber nicht drauf, was ;) Immerhin tseht unter dem Brief nicht "gesendet von meinem iPhone" #loweredexpectations
January 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Irgendwas stört mich an der Formulierng "die Pflegekasse hat die Koten für hauwirtschaftliche Leitsungen erhöht", komme aber nicht drauf, was ;) Immerhin tseht unter dem Brief nicht "gesendet von meinem iPhone" #loweredexpectations
Yep, White House has opened up its doors to #FreeDumb
#CorespondentIdiot
The bar just keeps getting lower
#UnderTheInfluence
#UnderTheInfluencer
🤦🏽♀️
#LoweredExpectations
Est-ce le déclin de l’empire américain? 🫣
#CorespondentIdiot
The bar just keeps getting lower
#UnderTheInfluence
#UnderTheInfluencer
🤦🏽♀️
#LoweredExpectations
Est-ce le déclin de l’empire américain? 🫣
January 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Yep, White House has opened up its doors to #FreeDumb
#CorespondentIdiot
The bar just keeps getting lower
#UnderTheInfluence
#UnderTheInfluencer
🤦🏽♀️
#LoweredExpectations
Est-ce le déclin de l’empire américain? 🫣
#CorespondentIdiot
The bar just keeps getting lower
#UnderTheInfluence
#UnderTheInfluencer
🤦🏽♀️
#LoweredExpectations
Est-ce le déclin de l’empire américain? 🫣
Goal for tomorrow: to actually carry my wallet with me for day 2 of the semester 🙄 #loweredexpectations #lessdumbfuckeryplease #mymonkeysmycircus
January 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Goal for tomorrow: to actually carry my wallet with me for day 2 of the semester 🙄 #loweredexpectations #lessdumbfuckeryplease #mymonkeysmycircus
Obviously more tense than I'd have liked, but I have to give them props for getting a road win when they really needed one in a situation where they often sputter. #LoweredExpectations
January 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Obviously more tense than I'd have liked, but I have to give them props for getting a road win when they really needed one in a situation where they often sputter. #LoweredExpectations