Karl-Franz
@karlfranz.bsky.social
PhD Biomechanical Engineering and Space Science. Atheist who loves snark, sarcasm, wit and cute animals. #FDJT #SingularityIsNear #VoteBlue
Ex-American happily living in Akureyri, Iceland 🇮🇸
Ex-American happily living in Akureyri, Iceland 🇮🇸
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Karl-Franz
@karlfranz.bsky.social
· Nov 28
Just because you’re different doesn’t mean you’re not beautiful.
What's the difference between a dirty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station the other one is, wait for it … a busty crustacean!
#jokesters
One is a crusty bus station the other one is, wait for it … a busty crustacean!
#jokesters
a cartoon of a lobster with the word pathetic written on it
ALT: a cartoon of a lobster with the word pathetic written on it
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 11:02 AM
What's the difference between a dirty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station the other one is, wait for it … a busty crustacean!
#jokesters
One is a crusty bus station the other one is, wait for it … a busty crustacean!
#jokesters
I read somewhere that people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones.
However, people in Abu Dhabi do!
#jokesters
However, people in Abu Dhabi do!
#jokesters
a cartoon of the flintstones playing a piano and drums
ALT: a cartoon of the flintstones playing a piano and drums
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 10:52 AM
I read somewhere that people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones.
However, people in Abu Dhabi do!
#jokesters
However, people in Abu Dhabi do!
#jokesters
The End Is Near Homer Simpson GIF
ALT: The End Is Near Homer Simpson GIF
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Could it be that this whole Greenland debacle is a diversionary tactic by the colluding Piggy Krasnov to draw NATO forces away from Europe, thus giving Putin clear access to attack more of Eastern Europe?
January 19, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Could it be that this whole Greenland debacle is a diversionary tactic by the colluding Piggy Krasnov to draw NATO forces away from Europe, thus giving Putin clear access to attack more of Eastern Europe?
Joining ICE
:Cosplaying as G.I. Joe
:Carrying big guns
:Punishing those who were mean to you in school
:Having “sex” (by raping women in detention)
:Arresting non-whites
:Getting a $50K sign-on bonus *and* $30K per kidnapping
It’s like an incel’s wet dream.
:Cosplaying as G.I. Joe
:Carrying big guns
:Punishing those who were mean to you in school
:Having “sex” (by raping women in detention)
:Arresting non-whites
:Getting a $50K sign-on bonus *and* $30K per kidnapping
It’s like an incel’s wet dream.
"A protester detained, her bra removed and wedding ring cut off, and some of her clothes never returned..."
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/18/u...
In Minneapolis, a Pattern of Misconduct Toward Protesters
www.nytimes.com
January 19, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Joining ICE
:Cosplaying as G.I. Joe
:Carrying big guns
:Punishing those who were mean to you in school
:Having “sex” (by raping women in detention)
:Arresting non-whites
:Getting a $50K sign-on bonus *and* $30K per kidnapping
It’s like an incel’s wet dream.
:Cosplaying as G.I. Joe
:Carrying big guns
:Punishing those who were mean to you in school
:Having “sex” (by raping women in detention)
:Arresting non-whites
:Getting a $50K sign-on bonus *and* $30K per kidnapping
It’s like an incel’s wet dream.
a sheep wears a yellow bucket on its head
ALT: a sheep wears a yellow bucket on its head
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 1:44 PM
My roommate told me my clothes were gay. I was like, don’t be a dick dude; they just came out of the closet.
#jokesters
#jokesters
January 18, 2026 at 12:50 PM
My roommate told me my clothes were gay. I was like, don’t be a dick dude; they just came out of the closet.
#jokesters
#jokesters
A man is walking in the desert with his horse and his dog.
The dog says, “I can’t do this anymore, I need water”.
The man says, “I didn’t know dogs could talk.”
The horse says, “Me neither!”
#jokesters
The dog says, “I can’t do this anymore, I need water”.
The man says, “I didn’t know dogs could talk.”
The horse says, “Me neither!”
#jokesters
January 18, 2026 at 12:47 PM
A man is walking in the desert with his horse and his dog.
The dog says, “I can’t do this anymore, I need water”.
The man says, “I didn’t know dogs could talk.”
The horse says, “Me neither!”
#jokesters
The dog says, “I can’t do this anymore, I need water”.
The man says, “I didn’t know dogs could talk.”
The horse says, “Me neither!”
#jokesters
Look out for the BMOC
January 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Look out for the BMOC
And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.
But, alas, John came fifth and won a toaster.
#jokesters
But, alas, John came fifth and won a toaster.
#jokesters
a cartoon of jesus standing in front of a crowd of people
ALT: a cartoon of jesus standing in front of a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 3:59 PM
And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.
But, alas, John came fifth and won a toaster.
#jokesters
But, alas, John came fifth and won a toaster.
#jokesters
My friend thinks he’s *so* smart. He told me: “An onion is the only food that makes you cry.”
… So I threw a coconut at his face.
#jokesters
… So I threw a coconut at his face.
#jokesters
a man with a beard and a white shirt is holding a piece of paper
ALT: a man with a beard and a white shirt is holding a piece of paper
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 1:45 AM
My friend thinks he’s *so* smart. He told me: “An onion is the only food that makes you cry.”
… So I threw a coconut at his face.
#jokesters
… So I threw a coconut at his face.
#jokesters
A wise man once said:
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away *and* you have their shoes.”
#jokesters
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away *and* you have their shoes.”
#jokesters
a blue stick figure is walking across a line with the words flipaclip below it
ALT: a blue stick figure is walking across a line with the words flipaclip below it
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 7:49 PM
A wise man once said:
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away *and* you have their shoes.”
#jokesters
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away *and* you have their shoes.”
#jokesters
Maybe the next POTUS can use this picture for the White House “Wall of Presidents”
Could be the start of a tradition where the new POTUS roasts their predecessor.
Could be the start of a tradition where the new POTUS roasts their predecessor.
January 16, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Maybe the next POTUS can use this picture for the White House “Wall of Presidents”
Could be the start of a tradition where the new POTUS roasts their predecessor.
Could be the start of a tradition where the new POTUS roasts their predecessor.
I must admit that Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds Super-Rad if you don’t know what either of those things are.
#jokesters
#jokesters
a man in a wetsuit is running on a beach
ALT: a man in a wetsuit is running on a beach
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I must admit that Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds Super-Rad if you don’t know what either of those things are.
#jokesters
#jokesters
In the future, can you imagine how many Go-Pros will be found in snow mountains containing the last moments of people's lives?
#jokesters
#jokesters
a person is doing a handstand in the snow while holding skis that say k2 on them
ALT: a person is doing a handstand in the snow while holding skis that say k2 on them
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:43 AM
In the future, can you imagine how many Go-Pros will be found in snow mountains containing the last moments of people's lives?
#jokesters
#jokesters
Since the Apple Watch can read your pulse, there should be a feature that automatically erases your browser history if your heart stops beating.
#jokesters
#jokesters
a man with an angry look on his face with the words delete everything written above him
ALT: a man with an angry look on his face with the words delete everything written above him
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Since the Apple Watch can read your pulse, there should be a feature that automatically erases your browser history if your heart stops beating.
#jokesters
#jokesters
Reposted by Karl-Franz
Philadelphia's Sheriff warns ICE: "Real law enforcement agents don't wear masks.. You don't want this SMOKE bc WE WILL BRING IT!"
January 14, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Philadelphia's Sheriff warns ICE: "Real law enforcement agents don't wear masks.. You don't want this SMOKE bc WE WILL BRING IT!"