Karl-Franz
@karlfranz.bsky.social
PhD Biomechanical Engineering and Space Science. Atheist who loves snark, sarcasm, wit and cute animals. #FDJT #SingularityIsNear #VoteBlue
Ex-American happily living in Akureyri, Iceland 🇮🇸
Ex-American happily living in Akureyri, Iceland 🇮🇸
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Karl-Franz
@karlfranz.bsky.social
· Nov 28
Just because you’re different doesn’t mean you’re not beautiful.
The End Is Near Homer Simpson GIF
ALT: The End Is Near Homer Simpson GIF
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Could it be that this whole Greenland debacle is a diversionary tactic by the colluding Piggy Krasnov to draw NATO forces away from Europe, thus giving Putin clear access to attack more of Eastern Europe?
January 19, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Could it be that this whole Greenland debacle is a diversionary tactic by the colluding Piggy Krasnov to draw NATO forces away from Europe, thus giving Putin clear access to attack more of Eastern Europe?
Joining ICE
:Cosplaying as G.I. Joe
:Carrying big guns
:Punishing those who were mean to you in school
:Having “sex” (by raping women in detention)
:Arresting non-whites
:Getting a $50K sign-on bonus *and* $30K per kidnapping
It’s like an incel’s wet dream.
:Cosplaying as G.I. Joe
:Carrying big guns
:Punishing those who were mean to you in school
:Having “sex” (by raping women in detention)
:Arresting non-whites
:Getting a $50K sign-on bonus *and* $30K per kidnapping
It’s like an incel’s wet dream.
"A protester detained, her bra removed and wedding ring cut off, and some of her clothes never returned..."
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/18/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/18/u...
In Minneapolis, a Pattern of Misconduct Toward Protesters
www.nytimes.com
January 19, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Joining ICE
:Cosplaying as G.I. Joe
:Carrying big guns
:Punishing those who were mean to you in school
:Having “sex” (by raping women in detention)
:Arresting non-whites
:Getting a $50K sign-on bonus *and* $30K per kidnapping
It’s like an incel’s wet dream.
:Cosplaying as G.I. Joe
:Carrying big guns
:Punishing those who were mean to you in school
:Having “sex” (by raping women in detention)
:Arresting non-whites
:Getting a $50K sign-on bonus *and* $30K per kidnapping
It’s like an incel’s wet dream.
a sheep wears a yellow bucket on its head
ALT: a sheep wears a yellow bucket on its head
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2026 at 1:44 PM
My roommate told me my clothes were gay. I was like, don’t be a dick dude; they just came out of the closet.
#jokesters
#jokesters
January 18, 2026 at 12:50 PM
My roommate told me my clothes were gay. I was like, don’t be a dick dude; they just came out of the closet.
#jokesters
#jokesters
A man is walking in the desert with his horse and his dog.
The dog says, “I can’t do this anymore, I need water”.
The man says, “I didn’t know dogs could talk.”
The horse says, “Me neither!”
#jokesters
The dog says, “I can’t do this anymore, I need water”.
The man says, “I didn’t know dogs could talk.”
The horse says, “Me neither!”
#jokesters
January 18, 2026 at 12:47 PM
A man is walking in the desert with his horse and his dog.
The dog says, “I can’t do this anymore, I need water”.
The man says, “I didn’t know dogs could talk.”
The horse says, “Me neither!”
#jokesters
The dog says, “I can’t do this anymore, I need water”.
The man says, “I didn’t know dogs could talk.”
The horse says, “Me neither!”
#jokesters
Look out for the BMOC
January 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Look out for the BMOC
And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.
But, alas, John came fifth and won a toaster.
#jokesters
But, alas, John came fifth and won a toaster.
#jokesters
a cartoon of jesus standing in front of a crowd of people
ALT: a cartoon of jesus standing in front of a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 3:59 PM
And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.
But, alas, John came fifth and won a toaster.
#jokesters
But, alas, John came fifth and won a toaster.
#jokesters
My friend thinks he’s *so* smart. He told me: “An onion is the only food that makes you cry.”
… So I threw a coconut at his face.
#jokesters
… So I threw a coconut at his face.
#jokesters
a man with a beard and a white shirt is holding a piece of paper
ALT: a man with a beard and a white shirt is holding a piece of paper
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 1:45 AM
My friend thinks he’s *so* smart. He told me: “An onion is the only food that makes you cry.”
… So I threw a coconut at his face.
#jokesters
… So I threw a coconut at his face.
#jokesters
A wise man once said:
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away *and* you have their shoes.”
#jokesters
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away *and* you have their shoes.”
#jokesters
a blue stick figure is walking across a line with the words flipaclip below it
ALT: a blue stick figure is walking across a line with the words flipaclip below it
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 7:49 PM
A wise man once said:
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away *and* you have their shoes.”
#jokesters
“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away *and* you have their shoes.”
#jokesters
Maybe the next POTUS can use this picture for the White House “Wall of Presidents”
Could be the start of a tradition where the new POTUS roasts their predecessor.
Could be the start of a tradition where the new POTUS roasts their predecessor.
January 16, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Maybe the next POTUS can use this picture for the White House “Wall of Presidents”
Could be the start of a tradition where the new POTUS roasts their predecessor.
Could be the start of a tradition where the new POTUS roasts their predecessor.
I must admit that Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds Super-Rad if you don’t know what either of those things are.
#jokesters
#jokesters
a man in a wetsuit is running on a beach
ALT: a man in a wetsuit is running on a beach
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I must admit that Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds Super-Rad if you don’t know what either of those things are.
#jokesters
#jokesters
In the future, can you imagine how many Go-Pros will be found in snow mountains containing the last moments of people's lives?
#jokesters
#jokesters
a person is doing a handstand in the snow while holding skis that say k2 on them
ALT: a person is doing a handstand in the snow while holding skis that say k2 on them
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2026 at 1:43 AM
In the future, can you imagine how many Go-Pros will be found in snow mountains containing the last moments of people's lives?
#jokesters
#jokesters
Since the Apple Watch can read your pulse, there should be a feature that automatically erases your browser history if your heart stops beating.
#jokesters
#jokesters
a man with an angry look on his face with the words delete everything written above him
ALT: a man with an angry look on his face with the words delete everything written above him
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Since the Apple Watch can read your pulse, there should be a feature that automatically erases your browser history if your heart stops beating.
#jokesters
#jokesters
Reposted by Karl-Franz
Philadelphia's Sheriff warns ICE: "Real law enforcement agents don't wear masks.. You don't want this SMOKE bc WE WILL BRING IT!"
January 14, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Philadelphia's Sheriff warns ICE: "Real law enforcement agents don't wear masks.. You don't want this SMOKE bc WE WILL BRING IT!"
Last night my friend asked to use my USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book.
…The future is stupid.
#jokesters
…The future is stupid.
#jokesters
a drawing of a usb cable being plugged into a laptop
ALT: a drawing of a usb cable being plugged into a laptop
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Last night my friend asked to use my USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book.
…The future is stupid.
#jokesters
…The future is stupid.
#jokesters
I used a VPN to change my virtual location so I could watch Argo on the Canadian Netflix.
So, basically, I was an American who had to pretend to be Canadian to watch a movie about Americans who have to pretend to be Canadians making a movie.
#jokesters
So, basically, I was an American who had to pretend to be Canadian to watch a movie about Americans who have to pretend to be Canadians making a movie.
#jokesters
January 14, 2026 at 9:12 AM
I used a VPN to change my virtual location so I could watch Argo on the Canadian Netflix.
So, basically, I was an American who had to pretend to be Canadian to watch a movie about Americans who have to pretend to be Canadians making a movie.
#jokesters
So, basically, I was an American who had to pretend to be Canadian to watch a movie about Americans who have to pretend to be Canadians making a movie.
#jokesters