Ex-American happily living in Akureyri, Iceland 🇮🇸
One is a crusty bus station the other one is, wait for it … a busty crustacean!
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One is a crusty bus station the other one is, wait for it … a busty crustacean!
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However, people in Abu Dhabi do!
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However, people in Abu Dhabi do!
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:Cosplaying as G.I. Joe
:Carrying big guns
:Punishing those who were mean to you in school
:Having “sex” (by raping women in detention)
:Arresting non-whites
:Getting a $50K sign-on bonus *and* $30K per kidnapping
It’s like an incel’s wet dream.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/18/u...
:Cosplaying as G.I. Joe
:Carrying big guns
:Punishing those who were mean to you in school
:Having “sex” (by raping women in detention)
:Arresting non-whites
:Getting a $50K sign-on bonus *and* $30K per kidnapping
It’s like an incel’s wet dream.
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The dog says, “I can’t do this anymore, I need water”.
The man says, “I didn’t know dogs could talk.”
The horse says, “Me neither!”
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The dog says, “I can’t do this anymore, I need water”.
The man says, “I didn’t know dogs could talk.”
The horse says, “Me neither!”
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But, alas, John came fifth and won a toaster.
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But, alas, John came fifth and won a toaster.
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… So I threw a coconut at his face.
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… So I threw a coconut at his face.
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“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away *and* you have their shoes.”
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“Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away *and* you have their shoes.”
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Could be the start of a tradition where the new POTUS roasts their predecessor.
Could be the start of a tradition where the new POTUS roasts their predecessor.
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