#IfIWerePresident
#IfIWerePresident

Healthcare and education would be number 1 priorities.

End the culture war. The queer kids win.

Star Trek becomes the National TV show.

65% tax rate on corporate profits, capital gains, and stock trades above $1 billion.
March 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
tax-free shitting pits on every corner #ifIwerepresident @midnight
January 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Oh, the Nobel Peace Prize is now secured…

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June 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
#IfIWerePresident #IfIWasPresident ABOLISH SQUATTERS' RIGHTS
September 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
#IfIWerePresident
I would gleefully inform 77 million people their thoughts, opinions, and lives mean absolutely nothing to me.
Unfortunately, due to the morality of my base nature, rising tides will lift all boats.
I will resent making their lives better & they will bitch about it the entire time.
August 2, 2025 at 10:58 AM
#IfIWerePresident...again. I wouldn't change a thing. 31 days is plenty.
November 16, 2024 at 2:23 AM
#IfIWerePresident
No one entering Congress may own individual stocks.
August 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
#IfIWerePresident
2nd: Housing. Own multiple dwellings? Taxed to hell. So much that they'll be forced to relinquish A LOT of properties and PEOPLE can afford to live in them.
Rent must go down or owners get taxed til they have to sell.

Note: think tank scalpels, not broad brushes, for all changes
August 2, 2025 at 10:53 AM
#IfIWerePresident
The foundation of my term would be POP Culture: People Over Profits
First: the land, water, and air must be cleansed and preserved. Food must be grown, water and nature secured. Tech destruction will get astronomically taxed. Weird monsanto rules and equipment restrictions? Nope.
August 2, 2025 at 10:53 AM
#IfIWerePresident In order to align their interests with those of their constituents, no Member of the Congress may own, purchase, sell, or trade stocks or other securities in publicly owned companies, and their salary shall be equal to the median household salary of the District they represent.
September 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
If I were president I’d make the “num lock” button illegal. It should always be locked. Period. #VoteForMe #IfIWerePresident
June 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
##IfIWerePresident
Breweries, wineries, & distilleries do not have to pay their state taxes.
August 25, 2025 at 6:10 AM