AK-47
@ak47dre.bsky.social
Buffalo. Bills. Millennial. Punch Yahtzees. The world is ending. This is a simulation 🥳
If I were president I’d make the “num lock” button illegal. It should always be locked. Period. #VoteForMe #IfIWerePresident
June 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
If I were president I’d make the “num lock” button illegal. It should always be locked. Period. #VoteForMe #IfIWerePresident
Sleeping in a tank top tonight. One, both or no boobs hanging out tomorrow morning. What a rush
June 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Sleeping in a tank top tonight. One, both or no boobs hanging out tomorrow morning. What a rush
Let’s speed up WW3. Tell all these countries they’re free to bomb each other, but it CAN ONLY affect the decision makers. The innocent civilians who had no say in their government’s war will remain UNHARMED. We are not pawns in your war. #NoKings
June 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Let’s speed up WW3. Tell all these countries they’re free to bomb each other, but it CAN ONLY affect the decision makers. The innocent civilians who had no say in their government’s war will remain UNHARMED. We are not pawns in your war. #NoKings
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I am a strong independent woman until someone knocks on my door trying to sell me things. Then I know nothing and all decisions are left up to my non existent husband
June 15, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I am a strong independent woman until someone knocks on my door trying to sell me things. Then I know nothing and all decisions are left up to my non existent husband
How do I get on this signal group chat? #IPromiseIWontTell #YourSecretIsSafeWithMe
April 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
How do I get on this signal group chat? #IPromiseIWontTell #YourSecretIsSafeWithMe
When do you think Trump Youth will launch?
April 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
When do you think Trump Youth will launch?
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Can’t wait until I can submit my own names for the Nuremberg II trials in the Fifth Reich. We see you #StartCollectingNames Dictators don’t rise to power without help from others. #TheyAreAllToBlame
March 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Can’t wait until I can submit my own names for the Nuremberg II trials in the Fifth Reich. We see you #StartCollectingNames Dictators don’t rise to power without help from others. #TheyAreAllToBlame
These birds are going to bankrupt me
March 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
These birds are going to bankrupt me
The birds at my bird feeder are so sketch. They fly away anytime they see me like they’re stealing and I’m gonna yell. WHO DO YOU THINK IS LEAVING THE FOOD FOR YOU?? I literally *want* you here. #HowToCommunicateWithBirds #EnglishToBirdTranslator #BirdWhispererNeeded
March 30, 2025 at 12:03 PM
The birds at my bird feeder are so sketch. They fly away anytime they see me like they’re stealing and I’m gonna yell. WHO DO YOU THINK IS LEAVING THE FOOD FOR YOU?? I literally *want* you here. #HowToCommunicateWithBirds #EnglishToBirdTranslator #BirdWhispererNeeded
I just sneezed while leaning over. This means I’ll need 2 weeks of EUT to recover from my back injury #PrayForMe #ThisIsSerious #SneezingKills #YouveBeenWarned
March 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I just sneezed while leaning over. This means I’ll need 2 weeks of EUT to recover from my back injury #PrayForMe #ThisIsSerious #SneezingKills #YouveBeenWarned
Democrats need to step tf up. Wearing pink shirts?? Are you joking? It’s pathetic. Grow a pair already, you’re embarrassing us. #Democrats #StepUp #ItsPathetic
March 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Democrats need to step tf up. Wearing pink shirts?? Are you joking? It’s pathetic. Grow a pair already, you’re embarrassing us. #Democrats #StepUp #ItsPathetic
Do the alpha males know that Zelenskyy makes women’s ovaries explode on site? #BetaEnergy #CircleJerk #Trump&Musk #BFF4eva
March 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Do the alpha males know that Zelenskyy makes women’s ovaries explode on site? #BetaEnergy #CircleJerk #Trump&Musk #BFF4eva
Today I learned that I’m taller than Joe Rogan. Hahahaha bro thinks he’s a short king 😂😂 #JoeRoganIsShortAF
March 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Today I learned that I’m taller than Joe Rogan. Hahahaha bro thinks he’s a short king 😂😂 #JoeRoganIsShortAF
“I threw out my lower back at the fair. I’m not sure how. Probably from eating a pierogi” -Random text from my friend
March 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
“I threw out my lower back at the fair. I’m not sure how. Probably from eating a pierogi” -Random text from my friend
Late stage dystopian fun: commercials within an ad. Two ads in one, soooo fun #IHateItHere #ClassWar #ItsTime
March 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Late stage dystopian fun: commercials within an ad. Two ads in one, soooo fun #IHateItHere #ClassWar #ItsTime
cool, work & home computers need 45 f’n updates. This dystopia must END!! Good thing my iPhones can’t update. Not enough storage, suck it Apple! #ThisIsDystopian #IAmOverIt
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February 28, 2025 at 1:43 AM
cool, work & home computers need 45 f’n updates. This dystopia must END!! Good thing my iPhones can’t update. Not enough storage, suck it Apple! #ThisIsDystopian #IAmOverIt
Can we get Musk a trophy or something? So we can let him know he’s a special boy who won capitalism. Then he can leave us tf alone and go do ketamine all day. Please? #ElonMusk #iHateYou #YouToo #FakeAssKing #EatTheRich
February 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Can we get Musk a trophy or something? So we can let him know he’s a special boy who won capitalism. Then he can leave us tf alone and go do ketamine all day. Please? #ElonMusk #iHateYou #YouToo #FakeAssKing #EatTheRich
Being obsessed with your oppressors is major beta vibes. #BeMoreAlpha
February 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Being obsessed with your oppressors is major beta vibes. #BeMoreAlpha
If I was president it would be illegal to post stories before recipes on blogs. Also I’m limiting the number of ads #IfIWasPresident #VoteForMe #Please 🇺🇸
February 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If I was president it would be illegal to post stories before recipes on blogs. Also I’m limiting the number of ads #IfIWasPresident #VoteForMe #Please 🇺🇸
If Dump can just rename bodies of water. We should too. The Atlantic Ocean is now Trump Has a Tiny Weiner Ocean #GulfOfAmerica
February 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
If Dump can just rename bodies of water. We should too. The Atlantic Ocean is now Trump Has a Tiny Weiner Ocean #GulfOfAmerica
The Yahtzees are out and proud. What a disgusting time in US history. 🤮 In related news: get your Yahtzee apparel right from Kayne West’s website. yeezy.com
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February 10, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The Yahtzees are out and proud. What a disgusting time in US history. 🤮 In related news: get your Yahtzee apparel right from Kayne West’s website. yeezy.com