#INeedAnAdult
October 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I need an agent. Anyone wanna be my agent?
#ineedanadult
October 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
About to fly back to the states, but not with one last vending machine purchase! #pikachu #pilotpikachu #HND #tokyo #ineedanadult

Ps: I’m cackling over the reaction from the lady behind me in the 1st video 🤣

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September 30, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Whoever runs this shit this is shameful lol.

move your servers to a less fucked-up country kthx.

#ineedanadult
September 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
My lifelong routine of waking up, reading the news and drinking coffee has turned into waking up, reading the news and drinking straight whiskey. This is not sustainable, but, neither is the nation currently. So putain it.

#goodmorning #ineedanadult
September 17, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I started taking my shower bracket down as it was broken. Came in to look for my screwdriver. It's absolutely thrashing it down with rain. Now having coffee and cats. Hoping to do some CSS later. #adhd #coffee #cats #coding #CSS #DIY #ineedanadult
September 7, 2025 at 9:56 AM
The subject of this Reddit thread pretty much proves the importance of sexual and linguistic education, and also critical thinking, in schools.

Also: the dangers of dropping a baby on their head.

#WTF #BadWriting #Education #INeedAnAdult

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August 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Does anyone here have any tips on removing #estradiol patches in a way that doesn't rip off chunks of skin?

They gave me instructions on what to do if the patches don't adhere well enough, but I'm having the exact opposite problem.

Ouch x~x

#transfem #hrt #howdohashtagswork #ineedanadult
July 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
If you can make it to the end without vomiting, your stomach is stronger than mine.🤢🤮
#YouArentMyDaddy
#INeedAnAdult
June 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
My new favorite game to play in Baltimore is:

SWAT RAID OR ICE?

WHAT IS EVEN THIS REALITY ANYMORE.

Multiple SUVs with camo wearing drivers. 6 am, Govans area near Greenmount. Stay safe neighbors.

#baltimore #immigrationraids #swat #ineedanadult #waitimtheadult
June 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
You know, I was not prepared for certain aspects of adult life, like figuring out how many cans of paint to buy or how troublesome getting quotes for movers happens to be. I need an adultier adult. #ineedanadult
June 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
D&D: The Tired Dad of the Party and All Their Ducklings #dnd #dnd5e #fyp #foryoupage #ineedanadult
June 10, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Guys. I think this entire timeline is my fault. I got really sick a while back. Legit died twice and was brought back while in the ICU. Maybe it happened a third time.

I THINK THIS IS MY HELL.

IM REALLY SORRY.

#thiscantberealright #P2025 #ineedanadult #waitimtheadult #halp #godisdead
June 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I still can't figure out if this is supposed to be a snack a meal or whatever #cupnoodles #ramen #camping #dessert #ineedanadult
June 6, 2025 at 7:18 AM
You ever remember posting something FOR SURE, then go back to reference it, and you apparently never actually posted it?

Yeah.

I'm a professional. 🤣

#SocialMedia #SomebodyCallAManager #INeedAnAdult #SendHelp
May 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i... have very many hecking complaints right nowwwwwwwww #AIbabysitter #abdl #iNeedAnAdult
May 21, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Little free library down the road from me getting a little spicy. It's the banned version! #movies #thinlydisguisedporn #ineedanadult
May 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Up and dressed and being an adult so early 0/10 stars. But hair is on point lol!!
Here’s to Wednesday! #ineedanadult #coffeeneeded
#quicksomeonesingsoftbunny
April 23, 2025 at 9:45 AM
When I only have 12 hours until release and I get to press the big scary "Release App" button. #gamedev #buttons #DoNotPress #SoloDev #ReleaseDay #INeedAnAdult
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March 31, 2025 at 5:43 AM
So my @tykables.com box came in today......pup doesn't even know where to start x.x
#abdl #diapers #ineedanadult
March 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
#TapestryStitch is whispering to me in my dreams. “Make a blanket of your favorite song lyrics from Epic the Musical. You can make each saga into separate pieces and then stitch them together later. It’ll be fine trust me.” So, now I’m building a pattern of lyrics. #Crochet #INeedAnAdult
March 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM