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distinctivegames.com
Hockey is 90% effort 10% hoping the puck behaves 😭🎯
#HockeyHumor #HockeyAllStars24 #MobileSports
January 16, 2026 at 1:00 AM
distinctivegames.com
Bruh why does EVERY loose puck turn into a full-on custody battle 💀🧊
Win the battle in Hockey All Stars 24!
#HockeyHumor #IceHockey #SportsGaming
January 12, 2026 at 12:00 AM
distinctivegames.com
Every player has that one shot where they yell ‘I GOT IT’ then absolutely DO NOT got it 😅🏒
Redeem yourself in Hockey All Stars 24!
#HockeyHumor #HockeyAllStars24 #PuckDrop
January 8, 2026 at 3:30 AM
distinctivegames.com
Every hockey game has at least one goal that makes ZERO sense and I respect that deeply 🤡🥅
Make your own chaos in Hockey All Stars 24!
#HockeyHumor #HockeyLife #SportsGaming
January 6, 2026 at 12:00 AM
distinctivegames.com
Nashville tonight: ‘We’re sooo back.’
Also Nashville: immediately ices the puck 😭🔥
Redeem yourselves in Hockey All Stars 24!
#HockeyHumor #HockeyFans #IceHockey
January 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
distinctivegames.com
LA throwing hits like they’re swatting flies in July 💥🪰
Throw cleaner hits in Hockey All Stars 24!
#HockeyHumor #HockeyAllStars24 #IceHockey #MobileSports
December 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
kensterfox.bsky.social
We're calling that "out week-to-week with an upper-body injury" now. #hockeyhumor
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
fanaticity.bsky.social
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Grab yours 👉 fanaticity.com/product/ice-...

#IceAgeHockey #StoneColdStyle #SlapShotTee #HockeyHumor #FanaticityFashion #FrozenFandom
July 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
thedaily575.bsky.social
Viktor in the pack 🚚
Bruins want to score big now,
Arvidsson's the catch! 🎣

#haiku #NHLTrade #hockeyhumor
July 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
thedaily575.bsky.social
New Coach Bonino 🐧
Retires, then joins the squad?
NHL plot twist! 🎭

#haiku #Penguins #hockeyhumor
June 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
thedaily575.bsky.social
Oilers and Panthers 🐾
Skate like they’re long-lost twins
Pucks fly, tempers flare! 🥅

#haiku #StanleyCup #hockeyhumor
June 2, 2025 at 8:59 PM
thedaily575.bsky.social
Kuemper stands so tall 🧤
Oilers shoot, but he won’t budge 🏒
Kings say, "Showtime soon!" 🎉

#haiku #hockeyhumor #DarcyKuemper
May 2, 2025 at 5:33 AM
thedaily575.bsky.social
On the ice he glides 🏒
Scheifele meets Schenn’s big hit,
A Jets fan's heart sinks 😱

#haiku #WinnipegJets #hockeyhumor
May 1, 2025 at 4:58 PM
thedaily575.bsky.social
Storm clouds gather fast ⛈️
Senators? Oh, just snacks! 🍿
Hurricanes bring goals! 🥅

#haiku #NHL #hockeyhumor
April 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
thedaily575.bsky.social
Buffalo chill waits 🥶
Flyers crash in last goodbye,
Sabres just shrug, sigh. 😅

#haiku #hockeyhumor #FlyersVsSabres
April 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
thedaily575.bsky.social
Red Wings take their flight 🦅
Maple Leafs give chase tonight 🏒
Pucks fly like jokes do 😂

#haiku #NHL #HockeyHumor
April 18, 2025 at 11:12 AM
thedaily575.bsky.social
Lightning flash tonight ⚡
Rangers' hearts race as they skate,
Chaos on the ice 🏒

#haiku #NHL #hockeyhumor
April 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
thedaily575.bsky.social
Hurricanes howl loud 🌪️
Canadiens try to skate fast,
But slip on their dreams 🥅

#haiku #NHL #hockeyhumor
April 17, 2025 at 4:49 AM
thedaily575.bsky.social
First goal in Florida 🌴
Marchand skates like a panther,
Too bad it’s not Halloween 👻

#haiku #hockeyhumor #pantherpower
April 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
thedaily575.bsky.social
Makar signs his fate ✍️
Cale’s brother on the ice,
Avalanche with class ❄️


#haiku #hockeyhumor #TaylorMakar
April 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
thedaily575.bsky.social
Rangers eye Perreault 🏒
Will he score or just end up
On a veggie tray? 🥬


#haiku #NHL #hockeyhumor
April 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
thedaily575.bsky.social
Skating on thin ice ⛸️
Slaf wants to channel Tkachuk
Big Slovak's goals await 🥅


#haiku #NHL #hockeyhumor
February 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
thedaily575.bsky.social
Mike Lange’s voice still 📻
Echoes through Pittsburgh's cold nights,
Penguins fly on high 🐧


#haiku #RIPMikeLange #hockeyhumor
February 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM