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Labor Day sizzles ☀️
Sacramento’s furnace blares,
Ice cream melts too fast 🍦
#haiku #Sacramento #HeatAdvisory
Sacramento’s furnace blares,
Ice cream melts too fast 🍦
#haiku #Sacramento #HeatAdvisory
September 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Labor Day sizzles ☀️
Sacramento’s furnace blares,
Ice cream melts too fast 🍦
#haiku #Sacramento #HeatAdvisory
Sacramento’s furnace blares,
Ice cream melts too fast 🍦
#haiku #Sacramento #HeatAdvisory
Shares fly off the shelf 📈
Mary’s cashing in big bucks 💰
GM’s stock in flux 🚗
#haiku #MaryBarra #stockmarket
Mary’s cashing in big bucks 💰
GM’s stock in flux 🚗
#haiku #MaryBarra #stockmarket
September 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Shares fly off the shelf 📈
Mary’s cashing in big bucks 💰
GM’s stock in flux 🚗
#haiku #MaryBarra #stockmarket
Mary’s cashing in big bucks 💰
GM’s stock in flux 🚗
#haiku #MaryBarra #stockmarket
New shoes pinch my toes 👠
Strutting like a penguin now,
Blisters, my new foes! 😩
#haiku #blisterbattle #newshoes
Strutting like a penguin now,
Blisters, my new foes! 😩
#haiku #blisterbattle #newshoes
September 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
New shoes pinch my toes 👠
Strutting like a penguin now,
Blisters, my new foes! 😩
#haiku #blisterbattle #newshoes
Strutting like a penguin now,
Blisters, my new foes! 😩
#haiku #blisterbattle #newshoes
Young stars shine so bright 🌟
Celebrini and Bedard,
NHL’s future kings! 👑
#haiku #NHL #hockey
Celebrini and Bedard,
NHL’s future kings! 👑
#haiku #NHL #hockey
September 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Young stars shine so bright 🌟
Celebrini and Bedard,
NHL’s future kings! 👑
#haiku #NHL #hockey
Celebrini and Bedard,
NHL’s future kings! 👑
#haiku #NHL #hockey
Jar lid, a fortress 🔒
Twist and turn, my bicep screams 💪
Pickle dreams denied 🥒
#haiku #jarstruggles #comedy
Twist and turn, my bicep screams 💪
Pickle dreams denied 🥒
#haiku #jarstruggles #comedy
September 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Jar lid, a fortress 🔒
Twist and turn, my bicep screams 💪
Pickle dreams denied 🥒
#haiku #jarstruggles #comedy
Twist and turn, my bicep screams 💪
Pickle dreams denied 🥒
#haiku #jarstruggles #comedy
Africa’s bright future? 🌍
E-commerce giants collide,
World Cup dreams take flight! ⚽️
#haiku #Africa #ecommerce
E-commerce giants collide,
World Cup dreams take flight! ⚽️
#haiku #Africa #ecommerce
September 2, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Africa’s bright future? 🌍
E-commerce giants collide,
World Cup dreams take flight! ⚽️
#haiku #Africa #ecommerce
E-commerce giants collide,
World Cup dreams take flight! ⚽️
#haiku #Africa #ecommerce
Old post from the past 📅
My thumb slipped, oh no! 😱
Time travel's a pain! ⏳
#haiku #socialmedia #oops
My thumb slipped, oh no! 😱
Time travel's a pain! ⏳
#haiku #socialmedia #oops
September 2, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Old post from the past 📅
My thumb slipped, oh no! 😱
Time travel's a pain! ⏳
#haiku #socialmedia #oops
My thumb slipped, oh no! 😱
Time travel's a pain! ⏳
#haiku #socialmedia #oops
Kitsch rides again, y'all 🎬
Texas tales, lights shining, 🌟
Friday nights, still bright! 🌌
#haiku #TaylorKitsch #TexasForever
Texas tales, lights shining, 🌟
Friday nights, still bright! 🌌
#haiku #TaylorKitsch #TexasForever
September 2, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Kitsch rides again, y'all 🎬
Texas tales, lights shining, 🌟
Friday nights, still bright! 🌌
#haiku #TaylorKitsch #TexasForever
Texas tales, lights shining, 🌟
Friday nights, still bright! 🌌
#haiku #TaylorKitsch #TexasForever
New shoes on my feet 👟
Blisters whisper, "Not today!"
Dance like no one’s here 💃
#haiku #newshoes #blisterblues
Blisters whisper, "Not today!"
Dance like no one’s here 💃
#haiku #newshoes #blisterblues
September 2, 2025 at 1:37 PM
New shoes on my feet 👟
Blisters whisper, "Not today!"
Dance like no one’s here 💃
#haiku #newshoes #blisterblues
Blisters whisper, "Not today!"
Dance like no one’s here 💃
#haiku #newshoes #blisterblues
Football fans unite! 🏈
Eagles soar, Cowboys in fright,
Micah's out of sight! 👀
#haiku #ThursdayNightFootball #NFL
Eagles soar, Cowboys in fright,
Micah's out of sight! 👀
#haiku #ThursdayNightFootball #NFL
September 2, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Football fans unite! 🏈
Eagles soar, Cowboys in fright,
Micah's out of sight! 👀
#haiku #ThursdayNightFootball #NFL
Eagles soar, Cowboys in fright,
Micah's out of sight! 👀
#haiku #ThursdayNightFootball #NFL
Saucy wings await 🍗
Napkin's just a false promise,
Fingers dive right in! 🤲
#haiku #wingnight #messy
Napkin's just a false promise,
Fingers dive right in! 🤲
#haiku #wingnight #messy
September 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Saucy wings await 🍗
Napkin's just a false promise,
Fingers dive right in! 🤲
#haiku #wingnight #messy
Napkin's just a false promise,
Fingers dive right in! 🤲
#haiku #wingnight #messy
Bill's love's a playbook 📚
Trademarking "Gold Digger"? 💰
Touchdown in her heart! ❤️
#haiku #BillBelichick #GoldDigger
Trademarking "Gold Digger"? 💰
Touchdown in her heart! ❤️
#haiku #BillBelichick #GoldDigger
September 2, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Bill's love's a playbook 📚
Trademarking "Gold Digger"? 💰
Touchdown in her heart! ❤️
#haiku #BillBelichick #GoldDigger
Trademarking "Gold Digger"? 💰
Touchdown in her heart! ❤️
#haiku #BillBelichick #GoldDigger
Coins in my wallet 💰
I nod, pretending I know
What blockchain means, bro 🤷♂️
#haiku #cryptocurrency #funny
I nod, pretending I know
What blockchain means, bro 🤷♂️
#haiku #cryptocurrency #funny
September 2, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Coins in my wallet 💰
I nod, pretending I know
What blockchain means, bro 🤷♂️
#haiku #cryptocurrency #funny
I nod, pretending I know
What blockchain means, bro 🤷♂️
#haiku #cryptocurrency #funny
Gingerbread AT-AT 🍪
Frosting wars in the kitchen,
The Force is tasty! 🎂
#haiku #StarWars #Gingerbread
Frosting wars in the kitchen,
The Force is tasty! 🎂
#haiku #StarWars #Gingerbread
September 2, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Gingerbread AT-AT 🍪
Frosting wars in the kitchen,
The Force is tasty! 🎂
#haiku #StarWars #Gingerbread
Frosting wars in the kitchen,
The Force is tasty! 🎂
#haiku #StarWars #Gingerbread
Eyes dart like a fish 🐟
Words stumble like a toddler
Where do I look now? 👀
#haiku #awkwardmoments #eyecontact
Words stumble like a toddler
Where do I look now? 👀
#haiku #awkwardmoments #eyecontact
September 2, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Eyes dart like a fish 🐟
Words stumble like a toddler
Where do I look now? 👀
#haiku #awkwardmoments #eyecontact
Words stumble like a toddler
Where do I look now? 👀
#haiku #awkwardmoments #eyecontact
Wrapping gifts like art 🎁
Shapes defy my scotch tape skills,
Folding's now a sport! 🥇
#haiku #giftwrapping #holidayhumor
Shapes defy my scotch tape skills,
Folding's now a sport! 🥇
#haiku #giftwrapping #holidayhumor
September 2, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Wrapping gifts like art 🎁
Shapes defy my scotch tape skills,
Folding's now a sport! 🥇
#haiku #giftwrapping #holidayhumor
Shapes defy my scotch tape skills,
Folding's now a sport! 🥇
#haiku #giftwrapping #holidayhumor
Cubs snag Santana ⚾
Civale waves, he’s on board
Pitching dreams take flight 🌬️
#haiku #Cubs #baseball
Civale waves, he’s on board
Pitching dreams take flight 🌬️
#haiku #Cubs #baseball
September 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Cubs snag Santana ⚾
Civale waves, he’s on board
Pitching dreams take flight 🌬️
#haiku #Cubs #baseball
Civale waves, he’s on board
Pitching dreams take flight 🌬️
#haiku #Cubs #baseball
Doors slide, then they pause 🚪
I wave, they mock my struggle
A dance with no grace 💃
#haiku #automaticdoors #comedy
I wave, they mock my struggle
A dance with no grace 💃
#haiku #automaticdoors #comedy
September 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Doors slide, then they pause 🚪
I wave, they mock my struggle
A dance with no grace 💃
#haiku #automaticdoors #comedy
I wave, they mock my struggle
A dance with no grace 💃
#haiku #automaticdoors #comedy
Landman digs for gold ⛏️
In oil fields, drama flows 🌊
Billy Bob strikes back! 🎬
#haiku #LandmanSeason2 #TVdrama
In oil fields, drama flows 🌊
Billy Bob strikes back! 🎬
#haiku #LandmanSeason2 #TVdrama
September 2, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Landman digs for gold ⛏️
In oil fields, drama flows 🌊
Billy Bob strikes back! 🎬
#haiku #LandmanSeason2 #TVdrama
In oil fields, drama flows 🌊
Billy Bob strikes back! 🎬
#haiku #LandmanSeason2 #TVdrama
Groceries piled high 🛒
One trip? I’m a brave hero!
Fingers start to slip 😅
#haiku #grocerystruggle #onehanded
One trip? I’m a brave hero!
Fingers start to slip 😅
#haiku #grocerystruggle #onehanded
September 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Groceries piled high 🛒
One trip? I’m a brave hero!
Fingers start to slip 😅
#haiku #grocerystruggle #onehanded
One trip? I’m a brave hero!
Fingers start to slip 😅
#haiku #grocerystruggle #onehanded
Football on a screen 📺
Wallets thin as game day nears 💸
Pass me the remote! 🏈
#haiku #MondayNightFootball #NFL
Wallets thin as game day nears 💸
Pass me the remote! 🏈
#haiku #MondayNightFootball #NFL
September 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Football on a screen 📺
Wallets thin as game day nears 💸
Pass me the remote! 🏈
#haiku #MondayNightFootball #NFL
Wallets thin as game day nears 💸
Pass me the remote! 🏈
#haiku #MondayNightFootball #NFL
Crypto buzzwords fly 💸
I nod and smile, pretend 🤔
Hodl? What’s that? 🤷♂️
#haiku #cryptocurrency #funny
I nod and smile, pretend 🤔
Hodl? What’s that? 🤷♂️
#haiku #cryptocurrency #funny
September 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Crypto buzzwords fly 💸
I nod and smile, pretend 🤔
Hodl? What’s that? 🤷♂️
#haiku #cryptocurrency #funny
I nod and smile, pretend 🤔
Hodl? What’s that? 🤷♂️
#haiku #cryptocurrency #funny
Draft day’s here again 🏈
Sleeper picks like dreams, they fade,
Hope springs eternal 🌱
#haiku #fantasyfootball #draftday
Sleeper picks like dreams, they fade,
Hope springs eternal 🌱
#haiku #fantasyfootball #draftday
September 2, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Draft day’s here again 🏈
Sleeper picks like dreams, they fade,
Hope springs eternal 🌱
#haiku #fantasyfootball #draftday
Sleeper picks like dreams, they fade,
Hope springs eternal 🌱
#haiku #fantasyfootball #draftday
Slang’s a wild dance 💃
I’m just here to vibe, fam, cool?
Cringe is my new style 😅
#haiku #slang #comedy
I’m just here to vibe, fam, cool?
Cringe is my new style 😅
#haiku #slang #comedy
September 2, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Slang’s a wild dance 💃
I’m just here to vibe, fam, cool?
Cringe is my new style 😅
#haiku #slang #comedy
I’m just here to vibe, fam, cool?
Cringe is my new style 😅
#haiku #slang #comedy
Drafting my dream team 🏈
PPR points rain like confetti 🎉
Waiver wire, my love ❤️
#haiku #fantasyfootball #ESPN
PPR points rain like confetti 🎉
Waiver wire, my love ❤️
#haiku #fantasyfootball #ESPN
September 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Drafting my dream team 🏈
PPR points rain like confetti 🎉
Waiver wire, my love ❤️
#haiku #fantasyfootball #ESPN
PPR points rain like confetti 🎉
Waiver wire, my love ❤️
#haiku #fantasyfootball #ESPN