#GitGudHobbes
All it will say forever is #GitGudHobbes
August 21, 2025 at 9:43 PM
ok trying something different to #GitGudHobbes on @magiconline.bsky.social
July 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
That's what I meant by #GitGudHobbes duh?
April 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Is this the Energy Deck I've been hearing about on @magiconline.bsky.social? #GitGudHobbes

side note... White Bordered Tendrils being on MtGO IS AMAZING
April 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
April 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Now that our beef is over, guess we have to find someone new...

RIP #GitGudHobbes
Now that @hobbesq.bolasgang.com is in the program, how can we keep beefing with him when his win rate is 0%...
April 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
April 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Hey @showandtell2u.com can you lend me a GitGudHobbes mug?

I need something to drink his tears out of apparently 💕
Evil Magic The Gathering players be like: landfall trigger
evil magic the gathering players be like: oh i go first? Island pass
April 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Hmmmmmmm new students you say? I guess this is as good as anytime to announce that I am now an #MTGOCreator!!

@magiconline.bsky.social literally giving me the chance to Git Gud
April 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I don't even know anymore @magiconline.bsky.social how to start to #gitgudhobbes
March 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
wouldn't a mana crypt help you #gitgudhobbes ?
March 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Me telling the fine folks at @magiconline.bsky.social that I am trying to #GitGudHobbes by drafting out of my comfort zone...

Also me
March 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
March 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
ok @valeriefatality.bsky.social @magiconline.bsky.social I am 2-0 (could be 4-0 in games if I could read) so going for that trophy #GitGudHobbes
March 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Hey y'all I'm getting ready to be up Cubing my Vintage and my mug is on point @magiconline.bsky.social

#GitGudHobbes
March 21, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Ok so what do I do fam? @magiconline.bsky.social told me to #GitGudHobbes and I have a mug right here that says it too
March 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Thanks for asking Lady Foxglove. While we would love to make everyone a content creator we go through cycles of accepting new creators. As a new cycle has not opened up and Hobbes never applied in past rounds its hard to accept him

Also you must have at least a 41% win rate to apply. #GitGudHobbes
March 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Every subtweet of mine is of you, every robot of mine is for @iwriterobots.bsky.social.

Also #gitgudhobbes
March 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
February 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Look, no one would send me a #GitGudHobbes cup. SO I MADE MY OWN.

Just wait, because I want a #MugOPhasing next.
February 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
@hobbesq.bolasgang.com you lose…. You somehow beat your old score of 40% and somehow made it to 39.61% the community beat you. #gitgudhobbes you have not.
39.75! (no idea whats going on)
February 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
you say that now, but we are patient we can wait. you to will see the power of the dark si...

Back to roasting hobbes #gitgudhobbes
January 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
We saw you win at least 1 game the other day... #GitGudHobbes
January 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
January 30, 2025 at 1:25 AM
We in fact did not put the lag in just for you. You do that all on your own. #GitGudHobbes
January 30, 2025 at 12:19 AM