Come on @DFB_Team_EN !!!! @DFB_Team get a grip! 😰😰 #GERMEX #DieMannschaft
December 1, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Come on @DFB_Team_EN !!!! @DFB_Team get a grip! 😰😰 #GERMEX #DieMannschaft
Danke an @Kunstgebietruhr für die spannende #kunstgebietruhrtour durch ein kleine Auswahl Ruhrgebietskunst! Die Anja ist übrigens schon bereit für den Fuppes... #GERMEX #WM18
December 10, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Danke an @Kunstgebietruhr für die spannende #kunstgebietruhrtour durch ein kleine Auswahl Ruhrgebietskunst! Die Anja ist übrigens schon bereit für den Fuppes... #GERMEX #WM18
Hoffentlich übernimmt #Seehofer schnellstmöglich die politische Verantwortung für diese #Niederlage und tritt zurück. #GERMEX
November 9, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Hoffentlich übernimmt #Seehofer schnellstmöglich die politische Verantwortung für diese #Niederlage und tritt zurück. #GERMEX
Best rest too much #GERMEX #BestNeverRest
November 16, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Best rest too much #GERMEX #BestNeverRest
#OTD in 2018, Hirving Lozano's early goal stuns World Cup champs in massive upset Mexico and Germany put together one of the most entertaining games in Russia 2018.
🇩🇪 Germany 0-1 Mexico 🇲🇽
#FIFAWorldCup #GERMEX | June 17, 2018
🇩🇪 Germany 0-1 Mexico 🇲🇽
#FIFAWorldCup #GERMEX | June 17, 2018
June 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
#OTD in 2018, Hirving Lozano's early goal stuns World Cup champs in massive upset Mexico and Germany put together one of the most entertaining games in Russia 2018.
🇩🇪 Germany 0-1 Mexico 🇲🇽
#FIFAWorldCup #GERMEX | June 17, 2018
🇩🇪 Germany 0-1 Mexico 🇲🇽
#FIFAWorldCup #GERMEX | June 17, 2018
December 3, 2024 at 7:29 PM
I actually had breakfast this morning! Except somehow I burnt part of my eggs, which stunk like burning hair but 10 times as intense. When I got to work I noticed my hands smelled like that, so I washed them. Still smelled. So I used germex, but now they just smell like burnt hair and 70% alcohol
January 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I actually had breakfast this morning! Except somehow I burnt part of my eggs, which stunk like burning hair but 10 times as intense. When I got to work I noticed my hands smelled like that, so I washed them. Still smelled. So I used germex, but now they just smell like burnt hair and 70% alcohol
Testspiele haben wenig Aussagekraft. Obwohl Deutschlands seins gegen AUT verloren hat, und meine Mexikaner ihres gegen Schottland 1:0 gewannen (übrgs beeindruckend langer Gol-Schrei des Kommentators im Video), ist GER Favorit bei #GERMEX. Hoffe aber auf ein Unentschieden. https://t.co/VSuD1FdhcV
December 8, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Testspiele haben wenig Aussagekraft. Obwohl Deutschlands seins gegen AUT verloren hat, und meine Mexikaner ihres gegen Schottland 1:0 gewannen (übrgs beeindruckend langer Gol-Schrei des Kommentators im Video), ist GER Favorit bei #GERMEX. Hoffe aber auf ein Unentschieden. https://t.co/VSuD1FdhcV
I slammed the pump on the Germex bottle too enthusiastically, and that little bitch squirted directly into my eyes.
Tried to catch a falling soldering iron (in an "oh no my deposit" way) and burned some fingers. Passed out briefly from the pain, then got frozen snake food, put it on the burns (I didn't know better), and once I realized what had happened, had a panic attack that left me almost blacked out again.
Hit me with your most embarrassing injury.
Mine is spraining my side trying to remove a shirt.
Mine is spraining my side trying to remove a shirt.
November 6, 2024 at 12:13 AM
I slammed the pump on the Germex bottle too enthusiastically, and that little bitch squirted directly into my eyes.
Got a run and Coke that smells like germex and let me tell it tasted how I imagine germex would taste
February 29, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Got a run and Coke that smells like germex and let me tell it tasted how I imagine germex would taste
November 23, 2024 at 7:05 AM
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